William Bartholomew

@MSmith01011 @FoodNetwork My wife spotted this too… what’s the deal @GuyFieri ?

@FoodNetwork For Kevin & Dale’s match in the great 8… The randomizer was rigged or your continuity editing is off. 2 different randomizers weee shown.

Randomizer Preview 🔥 What will the chefs whip up with these ingredients? Find out on #TournamentOfChampions: All-Star Christmas TONIGHT at 8|7c.

I'm not sure what it says about me when I can relate so much to @RichardAyoade #LastOneLaughingUK

@JenMsft 😢

Rest in Peace, Dusty I'm going to miss you

Had a great time doing a keynote at @ProssimoISRG on Microsoft approach to memory safety. Made a huge announcement - @microsoft is going big on Rust and spending $10 million to make it 1st class language in our engineering systems + $1 million @rustlang foundation. #memorysafety

The increasing speed, scale, and sophistication of cyberattacks is beyond anything we’ve seen before. Today Microsoft is launching our Secure Future Initiative to pursue the next generation of cybersecurity protection and a new world of security for our customers and industry. Read more: blogs.microsoft.com/on-the-issues/…

A new release of @CISAgov’s Secure by Design whitepaper is out - there is a lot of great advice in here for both software producers and consumers.

New blog from my team: Killing NTLM in Windows 11 - This is BIG 🔥🔥🔥 techcommunity.microsoft.com/t5/windows-it-…

@adam_baldwin reddit.com/r/mushroomID/s…

@jeffwilcox Phew, old enough that it’s not my fault.

I love no-meeting Fridays for time to write, code, and ... integrate with legacy corporate systems. Here I am, modifying an Excel spreadsheet that was first created in 2006. So that's fun.

@IanColdwater I feel seen

@IanColdwater Tastes like nanobots

@funcOfJoe Congrats!!!

We raised a Series C! 🎉 Pulumi's momentum has grown by leaps and bounds, recently surpassing 2,000 customers. Thank you to our wonderful community for making the journey more than worthwhile. We are long on infrastructure as code! 🚀 Read more here 👇 pulumi.com/blog/series-c/

@iammemeloper Dark side. Id is an abbreviation, not an acronym.

Which one, programmers?

‘Tis the season. If your password is still “pumpkinspice90210!”, please enable MFA on everything you can, and use unique strong passwords with a password manager.

@USEmbAustralia @AlboMP @WhiteHouse That’s not a house, this is a house!

My new blog: New security features in Windows 11 protect users and empower IT - microsoft.com/en-us/security…

@JenMsft Narrator (preferrably Morgan Freeman): He did in fact lose them all.

YOU CAN'T LOSE THEM ALL, BASIL

The fun thing about DC is you can get an Uber to another state and no one bats an eyelid.