Jose Roberto

@conquertheno @PdqChicken

Who has the best chicken tenders?

What’s the worst American car made in the last 60 years? I gotta go Ford Pinto!

@PFTGym Now do one for Dianna.

Mike Vrabel with his family

@j_fishback Please do. The fact that my 18 year old daughter doesn’t have the right to protect herself is ridiculous. She’s well trained and responsible with firearms. Zero excuses for her rights being violated.

As Florida Governor I will LOWER the age to purchase a firearm back to eighteen. If you're old enough to defend your country, you're old enough to buy the weapon of your choice to protect yourself, your family, and your property.

@conquertheno The Gettysburg Adress

What's one thing you have memorized that you have no use for anymore?

@MacrodosingPod @PFTCommenter Have Arian take 5th grade science test.

NEED YOUR HELP! What topic do you want us to cover on this week's Macrodosing? Put them down below 👇

@skumWgmi You can also buy property owners unpaid property taxes at a discount and now they owe you, and should the not pay you can take their property

I was today years old when I realized a collections agency can buy your $5,000 debt for $200. Then sue you for the full $5,000. Legally. Profit $4,800. On your financial emergency.

@RealEmirHan Bale gets lots of praise for this role, I found it to be awful. The cartoonish performance and tone did a lot of injustices to Brett’s magnificent book.

In American Psycho, Christian Bale improvised the moonwalk in this scene. Director was delighted by the improvisation and kept it in the film. However the novel's author, Bret Easton Ellis, disliked it, finding it one of the less desirable parts in film.

@FBGreatMoments Paxton Lynch

What NFL player did you swear was going to be a superstar, but it just never happened?

@SouthDallasFood Zack Attack

What is your favorite fictitious band? Mine is without a doubt Citizen Dick.

@doc_rudman Tampa is one if not the realest Hockey towns in America. It’s crazy to say but true.

Just keeping it real. Tampa is NOT a hockey town. The fans are New York transplants who only go if the team is winning. Tampa PAYS “cheerleaders” to stand in the aisles and create noise. Very astroturf. Not real. THIS is a hockey town. I ❤️ MTL

@DenhamsGhost Best Halloween costume ever.

I think about the Cheers guy now and then. Who is he? Why so smug? What was his life like? I know he could have never imagined his mug would eventually be seen by millions repeatedly on a contraption that beamed images and sounds through the air into people’s homes.

@TheHooterBear @GarbageHuman24 Patrice’s stopped talking to Bill years before his death.

@GarbageHuman24 Patrice was his one true love, so he had settle for something similar once he passed.

Seriously, what’s the point of being famous if this is what it gets you?

@tracybeanz No. Bought and paid for by Israel. Could care less about Florida and Floridians.

To my Floridian followers, answer “yes” or “no.” Is Byron Donalds BELOVED in Florida? Not NY. FLORIDA.

@Patriots @NFL @newbalance

The new draft room 🔥 @NFL | @newbalance

@GOFORTHE2 Did you see this guy there too? He was drinking 2 sodas and farting.

True story- I saw Russini headed to New Orleans two years ago for the Super Bowl-holding up the United line at Newark airport for the express check in -was a hot mess going through her suitcases to move clothes around- had no idea it was her until after we got through security- I was upset she didn’t just pay the extra coin to check the bag- like I said all these so called experts and gurus in media all have alligator arms-expect everything for free and don’t want to go in their pocket for anything- @CarverHigh_

@PardonMyMeme I say it all the time, give Memes a huge fucking raise. $$$$

Russini’s crisis management company

@shenshenglu @stoolpresidente @MikeMutnansky That kid has his eyes and brows.

@stoolpresidente @MikeMutnansky Get the DNA swabs and blood tests ready.

@stoolpresidente M

@BarstoolBigCat What about Coach K’s murderous grandsons?

I've done like 3 podcasts about it and a week of Yaks and tweets and made it in NY Post interlocking with Kate. What are you talking about?