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@BasilTheGreat google maps where my local waitrose it food shop Tuesday.

Waitrose have basically sent up an alert to every thief in the country that says you can steal anything you want from our shop and not only will we do nothing about it, anyone who tries to stop you will lose their job Wild

@forallcurious you know they just taking the piss, really im not sure how much more bullshite I can take... time to play some tunes

A Nutella jar just photobombed the crew during the live broadcast...... the best free Ad EVER!

@JohnCleese thinks they hiding from the youth steaming the shops.

A total lack of any sense of proportion Meanwhile those of us who live in Chelsea don't bother to report burglaries...

@ProjectChaney no they use klingon cloaking technology

Anyone with a photo of a satellite 🛰️in the sky??? Any satellite???

@LizaRosen0000 @JohnCleese uk police be like

British police arrested a woman for holding a sign saying “Hamas is terrorist.”

@TalkTV @petercardwell @MaggieOliverUK please name politician please please please

A grooming survivor has spoken out about being snuck into Parliament to be offered to a senior politician. "I have no trust in any of them anymore, they will not willingly act unless they're dragged kicking and screaming!" @PeterCardwell @MaggieOliverUK

@jomickane 70k total deaths over 2yrs 50k hamas fighters 20k civilians figures from hamnas Iran 30k plus killed in 2 days all death and murder is pointless so let treat things as they are not lies and half truths.

He might be a Labour councillor but he still doesnt deserve this sort of abuse in the street... over Gaza 😯

@JohnCleese need i say more

Can this be real ?

@ClimateWarrior7 u were saying

The Gospels are the story of how a Palestinian freedom fighter recruited 12 hardened terrorists who fought to liberate Palestine from zionism.

BREAKING🚨: The Artemis II astronauts have become the first humans to see the dark/far side with their own eyes.

Pakistanis in the UK are now campaigning and complaining about their own smell

@TheIranWatcher @HarrisDebra21 wait till he get a Easter surprise from trump.

🚨 One of Iraq’s most prolific and high-profile Shia terrorist has reportedly arrived in Tehran. Abu Azrael, IRGC-linked militia commander and loyalist to Khamenei and the Islamic Republic, is now in Tehran coordinating with the regime against Iranian unrest and preparing for potential U.S. ground deployment. A former fighter against U.S. forces in 2003, he later rose through Iran-backed militias operating in Iraq and Syria. Famous for videos showing him using swords, axes, and fire on captives. He bragged about “spit-roasting” ISIS fighters, burning bodies, slicing charred corpses “like shawarma,” and his motto “Illa tahin” (“I’ll grind you to dust” / “nothing but flour”). Even his own militia (Kataib al-Imam Ali) disavowed him at one point over a video of him burning a dead fighter. He built his reputation on sectarian violence, with documented involvement in executions, abuse of detainees, destruction of civilian areas, and publicly glorifying the desecration of bodies. PMF units tied to him have been accused by human rights groups of looting, forced displacement, and targeting Sunni communities during operations. The man who fought Americans in Iraq is now in Tehran. It would be poetic and amazing if he is killed in Iran by Americans.

Ed Miliband has been beaten up by reality again - Labour isn't fit to govern Ed Miliband was supposed to be Labour's radical cutting edge. Instead, he's exposed its delusions! express.co.uk/finance/person…

@TalkTV @TVKev @SamaramGill talk radio home of the shills so your racist just like your labour buddies plus their antisemitic. BTW im a white dude, kayne west, bring it on, u welcome anytime buddy.

🚨BREAKING: Ministers are reportedly considering if Kanye West will be allowed in to the UK to perform at a festival. "What's really SCARY is actually the amount of people buying tickets for Kanye's concerts given his track record!" @TVKev @SamaramGill

“The Sheep don’t notice the glitchy witch” “And if you think we hallucinated, then you must be vaccinated” This is what the youth of 2026 are watching now on TikTok, it’s so over for NASA.

Keir Starmer and Zack Polanski are helping themselves to Easter eggs in Waitrose when shop worker Kemi Badenoch bundles in to stop them, only for manager Ed Davey to sack her and side with the shoplifters. Modern Britain is a baffling place. {satire}

@RadioGenoa oh dear, best bring something for the bbq 🥓 🥓 🥓 🥓 🥓 🥓 🍔 🍔 🍔 🍔 🍔 🍔 🧯 🔥

In Ireland, several facilities housing fake asylum seekers are mysteriously catching fire.

It's not a religion, folks... It's plagiarism.

@zoomafrika1 sorry it not funny but it is.

After stealing everything from africa, the colonizers gave us a book that says “Thou shall not steal”

Do you agree? Yes or No