Jason Whittle

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@Mr_Husky1 My boy said burgerchew instead of barbecue, and it makes much perfect sense that I even use it outside the family.

Admit it: Your kid mispronounced a word three years ago and now the whole family says it that way. What's the word in your house? (We still say 'pasketti' and I’m not stopping anytime soon.)

@Jabz_CFC She upheld the silent movie tradition in the Inside No. 9 episode 'A Quiet Night In'.

The famous Charlie Chaplin's granddaughter btw. 😍

@3LBurke @Jabz_CFC And she briefly shared the screen with Una Stubbs in Sherlock.

@Jabz_CFC Her name is Oona btw.

@HLTCO The irony being that Pompey fans would have been very grateful for Saints denying Oxford any points.

The sort of pettiness we can all get behind from Southampton after their and Portsmouth’s respective results today.

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Available from next month, hopefully. #CrimeFic

As soon as I've published my crime fiction thesis, I will put the finishing touches on this, my offshoot project, and release that too as soon as I can. 🕵️‍♂️👨‍🎓🏏

Pompey getting battered.

@SouthamptonFC Magnificent assist from Cameron Archer. Puts it on a plate for him! 🤠

Just sit back and watch this... 🤯 Then watch it again 🔁

@DefiantLs Palm Beach Pete wears glasses. Jeffrey Epstein doesn't wear glasses. How would he see?

Florida man speaks out: "I am not Jeffrey Epstein" "My video went viral because some dude randomly filmed me while I was driving"

@amyvangar Never forgotten, but especially remembered having just watched Vladimir. I enjoyed MSWD, but it had a major sports betting research fail.

Important forgotten historical artefact

@medus4_cdc @vandakbrown @EricLabRat I got the two-disc version with documentaries about the making of BW1 and the wider cultural context and it was worth it for that alone.

@vandakbrown @EricLabRat I got it from the bin at dollar tree like 10 years ago, and it was better than I expected. Mind you, the bar was SUPER LOW, like, nonexistent low.

My teenager said she wants to watch an "old school horror movie" I suggested "House on Haunted Hill" with Vincent Price. She said "no, I was thinking something classic, like The Blair Witch Project" Anyway, I'm going to die of old age any day now

@steveosfc @SaintsExtra Bayern Munich fans.

@SaintsExtra Who the hell is saying no?

#SaintsFC's Daniel Peretz is now the joint second best rated goalkeeper in the Championship this season 🧤📈

@RTEsport Spare Head 3

Robbie Keane's Ferencvaros exit Europa League after Braga hammering rte.ie/sport/soccer/2…

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@HLTCO Tony Hawks - Playing the Moldovans at Tennis

A question for my followers… If you could only recommend one football book for people to read, what would it be?

Take a good look: the video that Netanyahu posted with the words "I'm alive" is also artificial intelligence. Despite the fact that he squeezes and shakes the glass, the coffee, filled to the brim, does not spill. And although he pretends to be drinking, the level of coffee does not decrease at all.