Jon Holwill

@PilgrimPetey Oh FFS 🤦‍♂️ - been avoiding it all evening & you go and confirm what I knew they would show🤦‍♂️🤯 (🤣)

Just watched the highlights back! What the hell was Ross doing with that handball and how the hell didn’t Hazard who’s 6’6 get anywhere near that cross for their 2nd?!! 😬⚽️💚

@ArgyleLife1886 #shithousery the phrase if I am remembering correctly ✔️

Derek Adams Football Genius 👏 #pafc

@theawayfans FFS 🤦‍♂️, really 🤔

Steph Houghton on England men being paid more than the women: “When I looked at what [England’s men] were getting for commercial deals that really opened my eyes. The men and women play for the national teams of the same country and yet they’re getting 15 times more than us. How is that fair? I got the bit between my teeth and I was like: ‘OK, we need to do something about that.’”

@WhiteHouse W⚓️’s

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

@RoyalFamily Should have told them to f*ck *ff - and that’s being polite 🙌

🇬🇧🇺🇸 On advice of His Majesty’s Government, and at the invitation of The President of the United States, The King and Queen will undertake a State Visit to the United States of America. Their Majesties’ programme will celebrate the historic connections and the modern bilateral relationship between the UK and the US, marking the 250th anniversary of American Independence. 🇧🇲 The King will continue to Bermuda to undertake His Majesty’s first Royal Visit as Monarch to a British Overseas Territory.

No words for these two... 🤣🐎

@StevenageFC The new anti-Christ of football taking Wycombe’s crown - desperate game which we all new was coming, and it did 🤦‍♂️

Defeat on the road. ⏰

@SkyCricket Pretty good at arranging venues/games/pitches to suit as well

"They have the chance now to hold the Champions Trophy, T20 World Cup and 50-over World Cup" 👀 Michael Atherton says across the board in white ball cricket India are the 'pre-eminent' side 🇮🇳

@afneil Pleased to be in that category 👊🏻

Trump rips into UK. Places us in same unhelpful category as Spain.

@AdamJSchwarz Complete tool 🪚 🤣

Trump lashes out at the United Kingdom: "The UK has been very uncooperative... They've ruined relationships... They got windmills all over the place that are ruining the country, ruining the landscapes, ruining the beautiful fields... You have Sharia courts adjudicating law."

Spring has sprung - and so have all the cones, lorries & roadworks by @NationalHways All come out of the winter hibernation to piss off road users every couple of miles ⛔️ #M5 #A38 🤦‍♂️

@haynesdeborah @PeteHegseth Why would you follow a load of muppets 🤷‍♂️🤯

The US Secretary of War just took a swipe at the UK and other European allies over their position on the US war in Iran. @PeteHegseth praised Israel as a "capable partner" and then said: "Unlike so many of our traditional allies who wring their hands and clutch their pearls, humming and hawing about the use of force"

This is surely AI - this bloke can’t be real surely 🤷‍♂️ Complete & Utter - couldn’t give an update on anything

Any chance we can take out Mar a Lago to deal with those couple of goons #trump #hegseth 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Clueless

@henrywinter Unfortunately having watched it first hand he is, as an actual coach or manager, useless - but as with most pundits can tell everyone else how to do it but can’t do it himself. He can observe & spot faults etc but just cannot apply it to the pitch himself when in the dugout

Wayne Rooney was always an illuminating interview as a player. His analysis in Rio in 2014 of England’s shortcomings at that World Cup – “not streetwise enough” – was painfully accurate. Rooney’s now growing into punditry judging by latest MOTD. He’s not always been the most natural or convincing pundit on TV - his podcast is good - and has divided opinion amongst viewers but he was very good last night. Delivered insightful analysis especially on Haaland’s movement and all-round contribution. You’d expect that insight from a former striker. But Rooney also excellent on Leeds’ tactics, especially their press, cutting out the space for Villa and forcing them wide. Drops in detail on individuals like Rogers (importance to Villa), Calvert-Lewin (leap). Strong views on Chelsea’s defending and marking, too. More of this, please.

@Wayne501Mardle 🐕 😢🙏

I’ve not told many this, life has taken a difficult turn and I’ve had to have them rehomed. This has broken me. Don’t take anything for granted. I had everything I wanted now I have nothing I want. 💔❤️

@Voodoov21 @hicks_chris @GilbsMark 🥱

@hicks_chris @jonholwill @GilbsMark Just waiting for the Superbowl

@hicks_chris I see scrums take so long they have decided to introduce commercial breaks during the egg chasing now Admiral ! 😂 @jonholwill

@Voodoov21 @GilbsMark @hicks_chris 🤣👏

@GilbsMark @hicks_chris @jonholwill Could have played Shawshank Redemption during the 1st 2 scrums so far 💤

@hicks_chris @GilbsMark They will, there’s ‘drinks’ breaks mid half in the ⚽️ World Cup in the summer!! 🫣🤣

@GilbsMark @jonholwill Yes absolutely shocking by ITV, if they did that for football & England’s games in the World Cup there would be uproar. Mind you they could have a few Ads whilst those footballers rolled around the floor faking an injury! 😆

@LeagueOne25 TBF one of those ‘no sh1t sherlock’ transfers - always going to open since Hardie not played since August 🤝

Bolton Wanderers are set to complete the signing of Wrexham forward Ryan Hardie before Mondays transfer deadline ✍️ #bwfc