@mark_scott_04 I worked at the Eckerd Pharmacy in high school, 92-94, and the pharmacist who was also the mayor of the city used to stand back there and wolf down camel lights and nobody thought anything of it.
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Juan Wayne
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@len0killer Oh man I've done that, right out of the box in my dorm before I realized what I was doing.
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Roommate [has me hooked up to a lie detector]: Are you high enough to eat brown sugar by itself?
Me: [reassuring smell of molasses as I wave] Thankfully no.
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@florida_grand @JPPetersonshow @pinellaspodcast @TheBubbaArmy By far no question: this establishment located in beautiful Ozona: mollygoodheads.com
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@florida_grand @DanClarkSports Listen bro. The Florida Suncoast Dome is a quality ballpark.
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@DanClarkSports Both the Marlins and Rays chose the worst locations for their respective teams when they began their baseball journey.
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@HalscionRose @ProV1Smile The shower beer is consumed after you've already had a six beer pregame and you're getting ready to go out to the bars and you don't want to stop drinking while you're getting ready. You're not tainting anything.
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@ProV1Smile Shower beers are retarded. All your best thoughts happen in the shower bc of better blood flow , why would you taint that?
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Spitballing top 5 beers
1. Free beer
2. First beer of the weekend
3. AM airport beer
4. Campfire beer
5. Shower beer
Taking input. Never afraid of constructive criticism.
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@jbdivots @ProV1Smile Only if you have the day off the next day. 78% reduction in enjoyment if you're setting the alarm for 5:30.
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@HBCUfessions Wait, when erect he's Vienna or when he's flaccid? Cause there's a big difference there.
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To clarify: he is literally the size of a vienna sausage. My ex was poland spring sized, so this is a massive downgrade. By every technical definition he is below average and I am far too iconic to be dealing with a micro situation. - FAMU
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@DSPetolicchio What if I'm so smart that I need something to take me down a couple of notches so I can relate to regular folks like yourself? What then huh?
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Weed is stupid and it makes you stupid.
You can't change my mind.
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@aipriverses Agreed. The Yankees should never play the Dodges unless it's the World Series. That is some bullshit.
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i still genuinely cannot imagine the thought process that goes into deciding to do this
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@JoyceCarolOates Any mention of this movie always makes me think of the book, which makes me think of the author's brother who wrote one of the greatest memoirs ever written-- "The Duke of Deception." It happens every single time.
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yes, "This Boy's Life" was also memorable. what performances! quietly terrifying DeNiro, tough little DiCaprio learning to survive almost visibly before our eyes.
Lucy@LucyKDenver
@JoyceCarolOates He also did This Boy's Life in 1993 which I think is a stronger performance than Gilbert Grape. To be so young and hold his own against DeNiro.
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@m77oz Masterpiece. The source novel "No Beast So Fierce" is one of the best crime novels ever written. Edward Bunker is heinously underappreciated.
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@adamcarolla They guy who gets shot in the balls and then spends the next half hour talking in a VERY loud voice. That took me out of the movie.
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I love this movie but many do not. Watch it again. There is a lot of good stuff
Captain Ⓐncapistan@CptAncapistan
@adamcarolla Hateful Eight?
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@skumWgmi Ah yes the days of $500 dollar rent, when I made $17K/year.
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@TheAllThink @ThrillaRilla369 That's funny-- I'm 50, grew up in Florida, heard it all the time. That's all I ever heard, matter of fact. Our nine years of age difference must be a major factor.
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@ThrillaRilla369 I'm 41, grew up in Florida. Never heard this N word version.
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What did everyone call it when you knocked on a door and ran? I’m trying to prove something to my young co-worker
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@tonyposnanski I remember bringing in 50 bucks worth of cards and the dude was like, "five dollars cash or eight dollars trade." Retroactively ruined the previous five years of my life.
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You really do not understand card comps unless you went to a card shop in 1988 excited because your Beckett said Gregg Jeffries were worth six bucks and the owner offers you fifty cents and you have zero outlets to sell anywhere else.
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@cornbreadcowboi The 18 pack is the single perfect unit of beer.
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I’m 39 and I can drink 18 budweisers every night and still show up to my job at Lowes every morning
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@ClarkeMicah @AnthonyGri10669 Alcohol causes some people to go berserk. Should it not be criminalized?
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.@anthonygri10669 It's a matter of taste. I happen to think English beer, especially the heavy southern bittters such as Harvey's of Lewes and Wadworth's of Devizes, are unmatched. If you want a Pilsener, then go to Pilsen, or Budvar, or, at a pinch, Munich.
Anthony’s Bar & Grill@AnthonyGri10669
@ClarkeMicah We will have to agree to disagree over the beer!
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@JoyceCarolOates I don't always agree with you, but you're right on right here. If you can't handle a snowball, surrender your badge and gun.
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it was a spontaneous snowball fight in a public park in NYC near a university campus after a heavy snowfall.
Elizabeth Bramon@ElizBramon50
@NYCPBA This is the most vile & disgusting behavior I have ever seen. There needs to be serious accountability, enough is enough!!
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@avidseries High school teacher right here. Man, you have no idea of the scope of the damage they've wrought. Assuming there's future civilizations, it'll be something they study.
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