Manda Jaffe | WWWY 2025!!! Panic! 🤩

Tired and starving, but too tired to get up and get food and too hungry to go to sleep 😫 ahhh WHAT TO DO?!?!?!

@Matt_Pinner I see a hippo

Do you see a DOG or a CAT??

Anddddd I got the college that actually fits, look at that. I chose excellence at Strixhaven! Take the quiz to find out which college you'll practice magecraft at: magic.wizards.com/en/products/se… #MTGSOS

Mind Blown 🤯

@curtisfair @vxylily Born Jan 1986 and I’ve done all 20, multiple times over

@vxylily If born before 1986ish you’ve done all 20.

6 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?

@vxylily I’ve literally done all 20

@cvspharmacy how do I put a complaint in officially for my pharmacy? Bc what I’ve had to deal with repeatedly is ridiculous and today just put me past what I can tolerate

@prettyoddguy_ @getosugurulvr He's super hot in this picture

@getosugurulvr i love jon so much he's just a guy

brendon looking up at ryan like that i said oh im sure

@screamifithurts @getosugurulvr I dunno, I kinda feel like Jon is the only one who looks not yet grimy

@getosugurulvr spencer and ryan still got a few days left but oh my god brendons hair is so flat u only see that in hair that hasn't met a drop of shampoo in a week. why can i see every individual strand of jons hair here.

they all look like they need a shower SO bad 😭😭😭😭😭

@getosugurulvr Ngl, Brendon also looks a little evil here. This picture of Spencer tho is clearly the one Kate Gosselin gave her hair stylist to copy back in the day. Like it was so many years ago I used to watch that, but I'd recognize that hairdo anywhere

@ryyanbow This picture literally looks like it was taken in the 70's

gay uncle and his boyfriend

Like @apple FIX YOUR FUCKING SHIT!!! And I dunno maybe pay ppl to design the software not TO DO IT ANYWAY just bc automatically download updates is ON, or the phone is rebooted, or updated!! Like u don't have enough money to come up w/a fix 4 this?! NO you just don't give a shit

@apple is fucking pissing me the fuck off so fucking bad I wanna smash my iPhone into a million fucking pieces!! STOP OFF-LOADING MY FUCKING APPS! Jesus fucking Christ the amount of shit ChatGPT says I have to do so it doesn't happen EVEN w/"auto off-loading" turned OFF is INSANE

@HigherSelf233 @gburn1175 @PeterPa38315071 @AntiLeftMemes Replying to a comment of trump's own words that he said about being able to grab women by the pussy and how you can do anything when you're a star, with a picture that literally means+changes nothing as though it somehow negates what he said…yeah, you 100% are the stupid one

@gburn1175 @PeterPa38315071 @AntiLeftMemes Oh but I’m the “stupid” one 😏

@Matt_Pinner Is this a joke? Amanda; Anna; Alexa; Ariana; Alyssa; Ava; etc. etc. So this is either a scam, or you may just need help. Or are the most sheltered person in the world.

I haven’t heard any before 🤔

…I was a superrr loyal @papajohns customer, never went to Domino’s once since I started getting pizza there, but you took my ONE topping REQUIREMENT away from EVERY LOCATION & completely ruined the holidays for me. I've been craving & SOOOO looking forward to my pizza. Well fuck

Ok well merry fucking Christmas from @PapaJohns. I used to go there ALL THE TIME, bought wayyy too much & LOVED IT. But they got rid of salami—so I guess I have to start going back to Domino’s. So long Papa John's, I was a super loyal customer but u took my ONE topping req away…

It's not like @optimum cares about what their customer actually want anyway. Not to mention, their app gets exponentially worse with each new version. It's ridiculous. And btw, the remote feature was literally what made the app worth it at all for a MULTITUDE of reasons.

@optimum has gotten rid of the remote control feature on their app. That was the last thing making me REFUSE to give up their service when everyone else in the house had had enough. I wasn't willing to give that up. So I guess now we can finally find a company w/GOOD service

@ToddWitthauer @Matt_Pinner And the following that statement, also in present tense, it says I EAT 2. So that would make it 4. The 2 he broke & fried could be from a previous batch, we don't know. But we do know: I have 6 eggs. I eat 2, would leave you with 4

Only for a Genius, Can you solve this 👀

@td5300 @CherylSkaggs7 @Matt_Pinner That makes no sense. If you take out past tense, you still have: I have 6 eggs. I EAT 2. Eat is present and comes AFTER the present statement of I have 6 eggs. That would mean 4 are left

@CherylSkaggs7 @Matt_Pinner Correct…. Present sense is “I have”, therefore all other events are not included…in the “I have 6 eggs”….