Mark Parris 🇮🇪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇳🇱

Microsoft Ignite, has anyone lost two Yubi keys? #msignite

no matter what you're going through, just be thankful you're not on this train

Anyone recognise this? #purse #dualipa #wembley

@WestminsterGB Anyone check your advertising photos? 5p (10p) is supposed to be an oak tree leaf not the same as the 10p Capercaillie.

Micky Flanagan Tonight in London. twckts.com/IGAk #Twickets #mickyflanagan #outout

@MSFT__Events Mustard.

When you say you're a seasoned IT professional and someone asks "which season?" 😑

@MSFT__Events Side meetings. Talking to other people in similar positions and situations.

What's our favorite thing about events? You ☺️

@ArtMcFall @JoeJacksonMusic @thetimes Chuckle, Dexy’s Midnight Runner’s singing “Jackie Wilson Said”, and I can see Jocky Wilson in the background. #funny

@markparris @JoeJacksonMusic @thetimes

@JoeJacksonMusic from Today’s @thetimes Someone was not paying attention to detail. #fail

@adorekem Emergency evacuation of Oxford Circus, don’t know why.

@MS_Ignite Keep warm.

If you are planning on attending #MSIgnite in-person this year, what is one thing you want to do while visiting Chicago?

@hjoneshojo @admiralbooth Wouldn’t that be good…

@admiralbooth I am not him, nor am I Nik Kershaw

Human Racing or Human’s Lib?

@songkick @junipolooza Looks like your domain has been owned.

@junipolooza Our App and website is currently down and we're working quickly to get it back up and running!

@songkick Outage at the moment? App wont display anything...

Looking for a company that does self-guided day hikes up Mount Teide (bottom to top, not via cable car) in Tenerife, pick-up and drop off from Costa Adeje in July. Does anyone know a reputable option? #tenerife #teide #hike #walk

I’ve seen the update now. Tree on the line.

@SouthernRailUK Hi, can you please tell me what’s happening with the 06:15 Horsham to London Victoria via Epsom? App says stuck at Holmwood, station just says “Delayed”.

@bookingcom Do you have a breach at the moment?

@hjoneshojo Check your DM’s Mr. J.

Connection Question: Scottish King loses his Australian twang but gains a mobility aid and a valet Football hero gains a piece of ceremonial regalia and becomes male progeny Rainbow clockmaker Doubtful and trivial Archer lived near Welsh lake

Every time I use the @tntsports app, I wonder if the UI designer still has a job (and the person who signed it off).

@hjoneshojo Penchance? Is this a new word?

Connection Question: Sorrow felt towards a British paratrooper Monday in iconic building on Madison Avenue Ballad of Tom Jones is not usual Epic poetry sung by a man from Prague Little Red Riding Hood has a penchance for a cooking apple