Megan A. Taros

@CaptainMeh @aki_lives We’re not dishing out anything with you. That implies some sort of playfulness. We’re just correct that your food is bland and uninteresting. As proven by the fact that your only insults are our weirdest foods that a tiny fraction of the population actually eat.

@aki_lives It’s funny how much you don’t like getting back even the tiniest fraction of shit you dish out. Go and eat your Rocky Mountain Oysters and chocolate with vomit byproduct.

It's funny how Brits gotta like make up shit we eat to try to defend their "food" Like no one in America eats cammed chicken, that's not a thing here, that's a British thing. Also "squeezy cheese?" What are you even on about

@JyCrtwrghtNat Yeah notice how you posted a fast food version of Mexican food that looks nothing like the picture the very first person posted 🙄

British food beats Mexican "food" by a country mile. Mexican slop is literally tortillas covered in sick with a few beans

Oh. I just learned why Gene Simmons is such a piece of shit.

@FinalDude78 That was my exact thought. I jumped up in my seat a little, pointed, looked over at my husband and whispered “Texas Chainsaw Saw Massacre” lol

has anyone asked Kane Parsons if the dinner table scene in Backrooms was at all inspired by The Texas Chain Saw Massacre??? and if nobody has can someone please fucking do so??????

@FakeGuySmiley Holy shit it’s Guy Smiley 🤯🫵🏽 (Seriously one of my favorites from Sesame Street!)

@megataros Yeah? Welll… It’ll probably surprise you to learn that… Ummm, nevermind. 😂

Fun fact: If you tweet anything about Obsession, the most condescending person in the world will appear in your mentions

As a Mexican Dodgers fan, this harms me

@Danno2430 You deserve it, my friend. Enjoy every minute 🧡💙

this quite literally has been the best night of my life lol. sharing it with the most important people in my life, wandering the streets of Manhattan aimlessly, randomly doing karaoke at 2 AM. I’ll be chasing this high forever

@GregAbbott_TX Update dumbass?

Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York. Go Spurs Go 🔥👽

@ReadyforTHEESHO I feel like I should get clemency because my husband is from New York 🥲 2024 was a weird time to be in the same house as him lmao

Watching my dodgers moot rooting for a New York team has to be the weirdest feeling ever 😭… like are yall ok??

@EpicK8lin Totally normal here!! (New Yorker husband just poured us a fourth shot)

who else is feeling calm and normal

@joella34 Right??? Human trash! And he invited the other human trash and that was the only game they lost.

@megataros There isn't an owner who deserves it less than him.

Why the fuck did Dolan touch it first 🙄

@JackSutpen @bradmiska Right but the story itself isn’t complicated. It’s not even new. We’ve seen “be careful what you wish for” stories plenty of times before. What you’re saying is what I mean by “done well.” A thorough, thoughtful exploration of human desire wrapped in an easily relatable story.

@megataros @bradmiska I wouldn't call it simple It's pretty complex in its exploration of people's desires for others to love them and the dark and selfish elements behind that

It’s weird how many accounts keep farming engagement by arguing that Bear is the villain in Obsession. Yes, obviously he is. Who are they even arguing with? Has anyone actually claimed Nikki is the villain? I haven’t seen a single person make that argument, yet people keep acting like they’re bravely correcting some widespread misconception that doesn’t seem to exist. Clowns.

Due to popular demand, we will forgo our national anthem.

@EvenDroppinDime I always assumed it didn’t even get that far. Bear and Ian are arguing in the parking lot while Nikki dances blissfully unaware and we don’t know what any of them said to each other. It made me wonder if Bear didn’t want to draw attention to himself or Nikki and they went home.

As someone who works in a hospital, no way i’m letting Nikki leave the hospital premises with that giant cut on her head

@rats7 Hell yeah a Santa Fe stop 😎

us high speed rail map i've been theorycrafting

No ❤️

No more discourse!!!! We’re turning the corner from “being mentally ill doesn’t excuse your behavior” into “it’s OK if I completely abandon you in a crisis if you’re scaring me.”