Mayo Monkey Virus

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@SStricklandMMA Suppressed MP5.

I want a new night stand gun... full set up that isnt a handgun What do you run??

@willchamberlain Pretty wild that you post this. 🤣 So are such a disingenuous simpleton.

Wherein I explain patiently to Piers why Israel "gets a pass" for not disclosing their nuclear program

@CoreyWriting You have no business criticizing a smart, successful white woman, Lando.

Eh...I think it's clear by now that Megyn just assesses wherever the wind blows and changes her public commentary to fit the moment. If Trump's polling numbers were better, she'd be giggling at his social media comments.

@itsrosesm 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

ICE AGENT WHO KILLED RENEE GOOD WILL FACE NO CRIMINAL CHARGES

@ComicDaveSmith @megynkelly @piersmorgan @joekent16jan19 Chamberlain is such a moron. Dunning-Kruger effect on full display.

If you haven’t watched yet, @megynkelly and @piersmorgan conversation today was phenomenal! So spot on! @joekent16jan19 was great too. Will Chamberlain was ridiculous, as usual.

@Photomusicrock I’d like to have consensual sex with her.

The Pretty Reckless is the opening act for AC/DC’s 2026 tour, thoughts on Taylor Momsen?

@TiffanyFong Low self-esteem. Self-hatred.

is there a word for a female cuck ?

@Grok, please remove all black users from my X algorithm.

If you thought this Iran ceasefire was a legit done deal, you are a unique kind of dumb. Put the party hats and champagne away, Stupid. mol.im/a/15716193

Rabid animals. And like rabid animals, cops should be able to put them down on sight. ☠️

@mattforney @MelonieMac So what did America get out of this? What was achieved?

We didn't get a forever war. You weren't drafted to die for Israel. Gas didn't go to $6 a gallon. We didn't put boots on the ground. We didn't get a flood of refugees. None of your predictions came true. And yet none of you will admit you were wrong.

@datchuguyy This isn’t a television show, dummy. It’s a film.

One of the best opening scenes in modern day television

@TheQuartering Now we know why he killed himself.

Her husband killed himself 12 months ago....

@VigilantFox Seth Green is a midget moron.

Actor Seth Green thought Bill Maher would love to hear how Trump inspired him to read 1984. What happened next was something he didn’t expect. Instead of trashing Trump, Maher flipped the script and gave Green a blunt observation about “liberal dogma” that he had “never thought about in that way.” It all started when Green brought up “thought crime.” GREEN: “When was the last time you read 1984? I read it in 2016 when Trump was running… But the main thing was getting down to thought crime… where you thinking something is an arrestable offense.” MAHER: “But that’s a hate crime.” GREEN: “Well, this is it, right? We’re edging that territory.” MAHER: “We’re not edging. It’s been decades since we said we believe in this country that there is such a thing as a hate crime. Now, that’s basic liberal dogma. I consider myself a liberal, but I never agreed with that. A hate crime is a thought crime. It’s a thought crime, and I don’t think we should go down that slope. A crime is a crime. If you kill somebody, you should be punished for it. The law should not be involved in what is in your mind.” GREEN: “I hadn’t really thought about it that way, but that’s a fair point.”

When the last people left on your side are Mark Levin, Laura Loomer, Randy Fine, Lindsey Graham, Ben Shapiro and Ted Cruz, you need to take a good look around and say, “Wow, I’m a gay retard”

@MelonieMac @JohnnyJunkers You married your gardener?? How romantic.

I'm a clingy wife 😆

@mask_bastard Juggalo.

What do we call this style of clothes?

@ChrissieMayr @TalkWithSally It’s a paw.

@TalkWithSally Is that a foot

Please pray that I don’t need surgery. Broke all the way with possible spiral. Find out in the morning.