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@mspr1nt

Distinctly average, identify as a disappointment. So brave in the face of all those roots that ruin. Bella, Bob and me with my ADHD.

climbing up rocks شامل ہوئے Temmuz 2009
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Giulia Tofana 💪🏾@Queen_Viv_·
My friend woke up to a baboon in her room and she still politely asking it to go... I would have fainted 😭😭😂😂🤣
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i am never on this app anymore but i am at my wits end with the great mystery of where is my phone and i know there are sleuths here that would tell houdini how he did his tricks, so here i am.
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Dr. Jonathan N. Stea
Dr. Jonathan N. Stea@jonathanstea·
If you’re feeling a bit strange today, it could be because the DNA-changing mutant powers that was promised to you by anti-vaxxers has finally arrived.
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...or does this mean that i inadvertently somehow activated assistant (further context it accidentally activated and set a two min timer while in builders....) and turned my phone off.... which now remains OFF and yet somewhere in this fucking house
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...because google has fucked its algorithm to the point of failing to direct match pretty much even its own brand search.... the internet cannot tell me .... does this mean a smart ass skollie knew how to turn off a locked device (and wtf is it responding to their voice)
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@kristenhowerton Of course going through security (and I knew what it looked like), I was immediately convinced that I WAS smuggling diamonds, unwittingly, part of some grand scheme set up for shifting gear through people's discontent.
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@kristenhowerton A few years ago, pre panache, I figured I'd take my weighted blanket with me as check in luggage on an international flight. I dunno if you're acquainted with the innards of weighted blankets... But they look a lot.... Like....tiny diamonds. I live in South Africa.
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Kristen Howerton
Kristen Howerton@kristenhowerton·
An anxiety disorder looks like going through airport security and seeing that there is a drug-sniffing dog and thinking to yourself "DO I have cocaine in my bag??" even though you've never actually seen cocaine in real life.
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Paul Fairie
Paul Fairie@paulisci·
A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵
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A person can only fall off the horse so many times until you realise there is no fucking horse, but an iguana which doesn't want to be saddled up
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why do all the south african guys have the surname fnb is it like with iceland and son or something
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Gia Laudi
Gia Laudi@ggiiaa·
Why "forget the funnel"? Because businesses that rely on recurring revenue, like SaaS, need to provide customers with continued value month after month, year after year. It’s a serious mistake to think about marketing as something that stops when someone signs up.
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