Me D. Ogre

@Sassafrass_84 Spiders are good to have around. They pay rent by eating the rest of the bugs. I have one living in my bathroom right now, in fact. It has a web in the corner of the shower and comes out to say hi every time I turn on the water lol

My kid accidently let a wood spider into our home when she opened the back door. I was ready to burn the house down because I just can't handle these palm size spiders. Magically, the spider killer walked through the door, and I felt saved. My hubby can go find and chase the spider out of the house. YES, US WOMEN NEED MEN. Dont ever let liberal women say otherwise. We need our men.

@ClownWorld He wouldn't be anyone's problem any more. Just leave it at that.

What would you have done the moment he asked about your daughter?

Gavin Newsom once again gets HUMILIATED by a Community Note 🤣

@SageMo707 @BGatesIsaPyscho @grok Before I entertain this question, answer this: What angle do I need to set my telescope at to see Polaris from Buenos Aires, Argentina?

@BGatesIsaPyscho @grok 🤣

Hey @grok this clip of the Moon was filmed by a civilian using an amateur telescope from his backyard. So why is it that NASA, with unlimited resources, can’t or won’t, deploy a telescope on Artemis II, or any of the 10,000 satellites - to film & zoom in on the Earth from space. It should be so simple and everyone wants to see it, so why won’t NASA do this @grok ?

@MAC_Arms I'd open the door and show him the latest addition to my firearm collection.

He seems like a nice, rational guy. Clearly the homeowner didn't realize he was living in this guys neighborhood. How rude.

@PeachProof23 140 pounds isn't much of a challenge, but I'm the same size as this dude. Guess it's not a big deal when you weigh 250+.

Tell me you’re from the country without telling me you’re from the country. 🌽💪

@MbarkCherguia Eat the food, then thank my wife by "eating" her, too. 😈

You just got off a 16 hour overnight shift and come home to Steak Pasta. What do you do?

@Pixie1z "I shouldn't have trusted that fart!" Or perhaps "DuUUUUuurrrrr!!"

What do you suggest?

@Samurai55fu I think this beliefs such as this are why Elon decided to add the translation feature to X. People from different cultures can now speak directly with each other and understand that we have far more in common than the propagandists would have us believe.

我が国、日本は日本人のもの。 アメリカはアメリカ人のもの。 イギリスはイギリス人のもの。 フランスはフランス人のもの。 イタリアはイタリア人のもの。 スペインはスペイン人のもの。 移民のものではありません！

Every February, 70% of the commercial honey bees in the United States, roughly two million colonies, are loaded onto lorries and driven to California. They are going to pollinate the almonds. 80% of the world's almonds come from one valley in California. Over 1.3 million acres of nothing but almond trees, blooming for three weeks in monoculture, requiring more pollinators than the state can produce on its own. So the bees are trucked in from every corner of the country. Florida. New York. Montana. The bees are fed sugar water for the journey because their own honey has been removed to lighten the load. They arrive in the Central Valley to a landscape that is, for three weeks, pink and white blossom, and for the other forty-nine weeks of the year, dead. Nothing to eat. No forage. No diversity. Just almond trees and bare dirt, sprayed regularly with fungicides and insecticides that were deemed bee-safe in adult bees but turn out to be lethal to larvae when combined. In February 2025, commercial beekeepers reported the worst die-off on record. Around 60% of commercial honey bee colonies in the United States dead in a single pollination season. Financial losses estimated well over $139 million. Some beekeepers lost 90 to 100% of their colonies. The almonds are marketed as plant-based. Clean. Ethical. The preferred alternative. The preferred alternative requires the single largest managed pollination event in human history and it is quietly killing the pollinators faster than they can be replaced. Every glass of almond milk is, statistically, a small contribution to the largest pollinator die-off on record. This is not in the advertising.

@i_can_manage @cheeeeeeeeeesus @beardwax2 Grok evidently has not learned that one yet.

@nahaloth @cheeeeeeeeeesus @beardwax2 Yes

X 번역기능 소름끼친다. 업데이트 한방에 전세계사람들의 소통의 벽을 없애버렸음. 이런사건이 인류역사에 있었나?

@i_can_manage @cheeeeeeeeeesus @beardwax2 Sumerian?

@cheeeeeeeeeesus @beardwax2 A-na Enmerkar lugal Unug ki-a, ziggurat Eridu ki-a mu-un-du3-a, Enki abzu-a lugal-a-ni, eme dili mu-un-kur2-kur2. I3-ne2-eš2 silici-a, Etemenanki an-ki-a mu-un-du3, eme dili mu-un-gi4-gi4. Dingir-re-e-ne nu-ug3-ga2, nam-lu2-ulu3 dili-am3 inim mu-un-na-an-du11!

@jajaja7878uu So do I. Communism is the bane of human existence.

이제 엑스가 자동으로 번역을 하니, 제가 한국어로 쓴 이 문장이 보이시나요? "나는 공산당이 싫어요"

Let's take a poll, folks. Should President Trump send ICE to all states who dont use ID in our elections? If we can't get the Senate to pass the Save America Act, President Trump should enforce secure elections. I'm on board with this. You?

@Double_s_121 I was wondering the same thing. Maybe it took a while for the AI to catch on. I was stationed in Korea for about 18 months. Had a great time and lost a lot of brain cells 🤣 I was at Camp Eagle near Wonju. What town do you live in?

엑스에서 왜 다들 일본인한테만 이야기하나요 한국인 여기있어요 저에게도 말 걸어주세요 말걸어주셔서 아리가또 고자이데스🙏

Do you support the “Dignity Act” that would give legal status to illegal aliens? Please retweet to get a larger sample size.

I can’t believe Trump told Iran to “open the fuckin’ strait.” I miss normal times when our foreign policy was Obama just sending Iran pallets of cash to fund terrorism and help fund their nuclear program.

@Hosoro1 @__Injaneb96 @StevenJKalvig Christianity has ots dark past, but that is the key difference. Christianity moved past the point of spreading faith by the sword hundreds of years ago. Islam never did.

@nahaloth @__Injaneb96 @StevenJKalvig How did countries in Africa and the Americas end up being Christian? You need to read your history

As an Iranian watching this rescue mission unfold, I was praying the American pilot would make it out alive, not just for him, but so the Islamic Republic could not use him as a bargaining chip or claim some twisted “victory.” At the same time, I felt a deep envy. Your government sent elite special forces, million-dollar aircraft, and moved heaven and earth to bring one American home. No hesitation. No excuses. In Iran, the regime uses human shields and recruited child soldiers to clear minefields during the Iran-Iraq war. They treat their own people like disposable tools. They are now recruiting child soldiers as we speak. The Islamic Republic has zero regard for human life. That’s the brutal difference. One side risks everything to save their own. The other sacrifices their own to stay in power. This hits hard when you have lived under both realities.

@hoshizorarock Beautiful, sad, and mysterious. I love exploring abandoned places and trying to piece together the purpose they once served, maybe find something cool to take with me. It's like a real life RPG, now that I think about it.

私は廃墟が好きだ 人間が作った建造物が自然に還ったような作品だからだ。 写真は日本の廃墟です。 貴方達も廃墟を美しいと感じますか？