Oliver Klosoff

@Fun_Viral_Vids The human centipede is not scary anymore, more of a luck of the draw

One team, One dream! 🥰

@Dexerto Do they want us to watch or not

New broadcasting guidelines for women's athletics have been released to crack down on camera angles and slow-motion replays that ‘sexualize’ athletes The guidelines highlight shots broadcasters are urged to avoid

@TheArtOfWar6 Thought this was a george for a hot second

Joe Rogan : Whittaker is out of shape, looks like a fat bastard Joe Rogan:

@TokarevEnjoyer It was easier when it was just "Kyle"

Every high profile shooter nowadays is called either Mohammed Islam Hijab or Lilith Vivienne Imarealgirl

@Ankara_inc #1 wigger

Billy Bob Thornton says a stranger at a party gave him the most brutal and important advice of his career. The line: “You’re too ugly to be a leading man and too pretty to be a character actor.” Thornton’s first reaction, is this guy being rude, or is he psychic? Then he found out who he was talking to. Billy Wilder. Wilder’s follow up: since you don’t fit the traditional mold, stop waiting for roles and start writing your own material.

@seanonolennon Yea this is brand new, people never made chalices out of their enemies skulls or anything

@DefiantLs 'Slut' is the word she was looking for, no one wants to be with a slut

Miley Cyrus: "I kept dressing or acting a certain way, and my relationships fell apart." "No one wanted to date me because they didn't want to be with a woman whose sexual expression was shared with the world."

@kunley_drukpa Wait is Nolan actually based?

“So in the film, Christopher Nolan makes the decision to repeatedly reference the threat posed to Mycenaean society by the Sea Peoples” “Yeah, it’s a super super relevant theme right now” “Because I mean they’re not mentioned by Homer in the original poem… though I guess they’re roughly contemporaneous with the Trojan War so it’s not technically a totally anachronistic inclusion” “No, not all. Chris was so so keen to feature them. He wants the movie to be really topical” “Of course we know the Sea Peoples historically as violent raiders that tore down the advanced civilisations of the Bronze Age, sometimes settling in the ruins. It took complex societies centuries to recover afterwards. I’m just wondering, in what sense does Chris think that that theme is topical?”

@ted_ryce It's because he only trained landing the kick, he never trained missing it

Correction: I made a mistake. I don’t think Conor’s injury happened because he took 5 years off and his body wasn’t conditioned. Watching this replay, it looks like he’d practiced that kick countless times. You can even see him warming it up backstage. The problem was when he tried that kick, his body was still moving forward when his foot landed. And his leg was bent around 20 degrees. That’s a classic mechanism for an ACL (maybe MCL) injury that we see in the literature Sometimes elite athletes get injured because elite sports are dangerous.

@SpencerHakimian his "personal chef" as the Obamas would say

Lindsey Graham wasn’t married and had no kids. So who called the police in the middle of the night?

@joe_johnso57167 @SCuriousity @nypost We're all dead

@cheeeeeeeeeesus @SCuriousity @nypost Dead Internet isn't a theory.

Sacha Baron Cohen shows up at Wimbledon dressed as iconic character Ali G trib.al/9Lg1NA5

@_TravionX @atlanticesque Yea gotta be careful with it but it rules

@cheeeeeeeeeesus @atlanticesque yup one of my all-time favorites, been cycling for a while now

There is… an elixir… to help with this…..

The reason alt kids are all gay now is they are all too awkward to fk the opposite sex

@_TravionX @atlanticesque Phenibut

@atlanticesque aside from alcohol, there’s all types of nootropics and etc that help w this and have other benefits as well someone might ask “like what” so i’m going to preemptively suggested visiting r/nootropics on reddit. a lot of valuable info

@SCuriousity @nypost Thaaat's a bot

@nypost 🤣 Nuts, one of England's funniest shows, people love it, especially when interviewing politicians unaware they're being roasted.

@HEAVYWASH_ Me texting me ex

Run towards your own down-going.

Me texting my ex

@BlindBearMedia Thats why there was shit promotion

🚨BREAKING🚨 Conor McGregor was seen walking into “Newport Pain Management Clinic” just 4 days before UFC 329 He is seen limping on his right leg when walking in😳 (Via The Hollywood Fix YT)

@JayFivekiller Sounds like my sex life

I don't want to hear any more talk about soccer being an "endurance" sport. There's a lot of leisurely strolling in this sport, punctuated by short bursts of speed and flopping.

@PaulyShore He killed lindsey grahm

Who won the Collin McGregor fight? I didn’t see it.