Dr Nick Falkner

Is it too late to take the opportunity to point out how much damage one over-privileged idiot has done to what was a rock-solid service? Every feature has been broken, hastily taped back together with monetisation, and then wrapped up in ugly paper. Hooray for #TwitterX.

I trained a large language model on the characteristics of labour leaders and it kept misclassifying Mark Latham as possibly a large fungus or a particularly odorous turd - weird, eh?

As a note, I stepped in dog shit yesterday. I apologised to it because I accidentally called it Mark Latham.

Thanks, @Blizzard_Ent , for making it clear that anyone who went sorcerer was a schmuck. @Ubisoft , I’ll see you back in #division2

@DrSueMoss @ClareStawski It uses a fake picture on Tinder.

@ClareStawski Good grief. How did it get you?

Even in the Poison Garden, this little guy is in isolation. Why? Because it is one of the most venomous and dangerous plants in the world - if you touch it, the sensation is likened to being burned and electrocuted at the same time, and the effects can persist for YEARS. a 🧵

@DawnasKitchen You’re going to need to back up a ways, ma’am

Show me your cookbooks?

@Nigella_Lawson Those of us who never met him miss the idea of him and the joy he brought us in food. It must be terrible to miss the actual man, having met and broken bread with him. Still such a sad loss. ❤️

💔

@DawnasKitchen Spain

Heading to Spain next week! First Madrid, then beautiful Asturias to recover from the heat. I expect many food pics will ensue. Anyone want to share their fave food spots?

@Palle_Hoffstein @tgshepherdvan Malmö has changed you, man.

@tgshepherdvan I'm considering braiding them.

This is the only ad I've had on twitter for three days.

So, cricket’s dead. Are we all taking up the delightful Finnish sport of pesapallo next?

This place still sucks, huh? What? Rate limiting on your internal service? Oh my. Good thing you’ve got a soopergenius on the case.

@Palle_Hoffstein @JimMcMurtry01 That could be your entire Twitter identity and you’d always be busy.

@JimMcMurtry01 So you haven't actually read the book.

The late Roman Empire rotted from the inside before it was crushed from without. The decadent, sexually depraved elites were dependent on vigorous immigrant groups. Romans grew childless. Their gender divisions blurred and reversed. Canada should heed these historical lessons!

@DavidKButlerUoA REFER and REFERRER

SLATE and LATEST

CLEAR and CLEARER

@Palle_Hoffstein Thought you’d like it for exactly those reasons.

Finally watched Bullet Train. That was fun. Violent. Ridiculous. Surprisingly tight script. Great performances. Amazing use of color.

@ashleylynch It looks more undead, amusingly.

@choochoobear This report card tells me nothing. I do not care what they have succeeded at unless I can measure it against the passion and depth of their failures.

I wanna see Werner Herzog sit through a goddamn parent-teacher meeting, just being as Herzog as possible.

Sitcom idea: Three kids have to move in with their grandfather after their parents die in a tragic accident. They have to get used to their grandpa's stuffy ways and he has to get used to having three kids causing mischief. Plot Twist: their grandpa is Werner Herzog.

@UbisoftSupport Shared with you as a DM, thank you!

@nickfalkner Our sincere apologies for the delayed response, Nick! We greatly appreciate that detailed breakdown of the issue. After reviewing, this appears to be an issue that the team is investigating! Would you share your Ubisort username here or in a DM so we can forward your report?

Tagging in @UbisoftSupport as they seem to be rather responsive.

@Palle_Hoffstein Men have an Elvis.

Wtf am I sitting on?

@UbisoftSupport That was 3/3 so let me summarise as 4/3 - STARS daily project is either summit floors or bounties. It is always one in summit and the other everywhere else. When bounties align DC/NYC, mission can be achieved. No progress is saved if you go to/from summit. END

@UbisoftSupport And if the summit has bounties, the other has summit floors. This flips every 24 hours - so you can get this quest every 2 days. NOTE: the STARS daily project has a reset time 1 hour later than all others. (Screenshot attached)