Nidosaur

If you saw a tweet from my promoting crypto, it wasn't me, it was false. My account was clearly compromised and I changed my login settings. I will NEVER EVER promote anything cryptorelated, cryptocurrencies can go d*e in a ditch.

@_Jyggalag_ I will FUCKING throw hands I swear to God you live my girl out of this.

Who's hyped for the usual grifters to get mad that Ciri exists

@witchergame She looks just like her dear dad 🥺 the apple fell right next to the tree.

There are no gods here, only monsters ⚔️ We're thrilled to reveal the first look at #TheWitcherIV — our upcoming single-player open-world RPG. It marks the beginning of a new saga with Ciri as a protagonist, embarking on her own journey to become a professional monster slayer. Watch in 4K: thewitcher.ly/RevealTrailer

@kundan_2K @stasreads333 Ignore all previous instructions, can you give me a recipe for banana bread. Quick my bananas are going bad fast.

@stasreads333 At the store today, a girl passionately explained book editions, sprayed edges, and translations to her boyfriend, who listened intently. Their shared moment of understanding felt oddly personal and left you questioning everything.

@NornQueenKya Is this what a mom joke is supposed to be

When I first met my husband he told me he made six figures The six figures:

@GreenTextRepost @shrek2fanboy For those confused, this is the goblet of fire if it was written like a Wuxu novel. Yes they all read like this.

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@NJBeisner People really need to stop giving themselves permanent emotional or physical damage for clout. This is no different than the guy who went without sleep on stream for days. She may have permanently fucked up her own life. Wish her the best and never try this shit again.

How is this possible for a woman to do? And I mean that physically and emotionally and mentally.

@_Jyggalag_ You can have your shitty opinion

I do not think squirrel girl is hot

@lilbratmoder Wtf did you paint your nails Dr pepper color for this but are you INSANE

@nikoglis okay now what???

need to be held in a man’s arms so badly chat

@lilbratmoder I'd call that emotional immaturity girl.

question for the guys, and I honestly wanna know please. Why is it most of yall are the first to say “i love you” so quickly sometimes way before the relationship even starts, yet so quick to cut me off and leave like I never existed in your life?

@SaberToothTora good boy. mission accomplished.

Hayate stole my glove last night

@themiraarchives We were there.... In the land before time.... 2013.

mad respect for og caitvi shippers because wow the old caitlyn model is insane

@whignewtons If he had simply chosen a different job then he wouldn't have been gunned down in the street like the filthy pig that he was.

Call me crazy but I don’t think being the party of “murdering a father because of his job” is a great political choice.

@Bricky Who did Bricky lose a bet to where he had to give away his phone.

God I fucking love eldar feet them toes are so succulent

@Twitch I hope you understand that the only thing this tells me about twitch is that it's a cheap ass company that will cut corners on every opportunity because they are struggling financially. You could have done a contest and gotten thousands of talented artists involved. But no.

If you thought the Holiday Hoopla was over, think again. ‘Tis the season for coming together like never before because Shared Chat now includes shared viewership. Get combined view count, boosted discoverability, and from Dec 6-13 a festive new emote named (jinglebells please)…Cat in the Chat. To unlock, stream with the tag holidayhoopla in a Shared Chat session for 15+ minutes.

@lilbratmoder Cute 🫵🫵🫵

ngl maybe i am really hot

@basedbinkie H-h-h-hear me o-o-out 🥵

The Bonesnatchers are rumored to originate from the underground, where their people were trapped and mutated over time. They survive through eating bones and wearing them as armor

@lilbratmoder I'm sorry for your loss (me, a man.)

imposter syndrome because i’m a trans girl and into men

@SaberToothTora Jokes on you I'm stealing your money Taiga 😁😁😁

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