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Ashley Reese
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Ashley Reese
@offbeatorbit
Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer 💌 BAD BRAIN newsletter ↴
NYC via LA شامل ہوئے Şubat 2009
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He got so much air for this damn move omg
timothée chalamet's impregnator@indiehamlet
it being so easy to spot timmy makes me giggle
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i had homies who did this and would still get a C lmao
𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎@hellspatisserie
know plenty of Mexican guys in high school Spanish who took it because it was an easy way to knock out the foreign language requirement, this is a time-honored binational slacker tradition
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@facetedcarapace Hey…I like my little red light therapy mask
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A very cool social hack is that any person who buys into things like "red light therapy" can be completely disregarded as a person
saguaro ghost@saguaro_ghost
do you know how hard it is to pack a suitcase as a high maintenance esoteric health and beauty girlie? gua sha brush, dry brush, red light wand, red light hair brush, sound machine, satin pillowcase, oils and creams and supplements and serums and my nontoxic makeup and my tongue scraper and all my linen and cotton clothes and my hair masks and my eye mask patches and my vibration plate and my body pillow and my sourdough starter and my Masa tortilla chips and my Dutch oven and my jar of coconut oil and my red light panel and my balance board and my walking pad and
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Okay yeah they were not nearly as bad as I thought they would be, ngl lol
pen ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ@ohhevans
yesterday @offbeatorbit tried to insist that she did not like nerds gummy clusters and then my brother made her try one and Lo And Behold….
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ppl asking “weren’t they beefing” yall don’t get lifelong toxic lesbian situationships
Pop Base@PopBase
Geri Halliwell wishes Mel B a happy birthday: “Happy birthday Melanie! ❤️ Wishing you all the birthday love 💕💕”
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Grandmas are making soul food in South Africa? I hate these stolen tweets/photos so much man lol
KasiboySA@KasiboySA
I lost my granny Tupperware and now she don’t trust me no more
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@melbeeing @vanillaopinions Lol the way some ppl probably do after reading that
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wdym war on protein, they’re literally putting that shit in doritos
Secretary Kennedy@SecKennedy
It's #NationalBurgerDay. The war on protein is over, and REAL American beef is back on the menu.
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Weird Al: this is my song 'Amish Paradise'
Nick Shirley: This sounds a lot like 'Gangsta's Paradise'... weird how your
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gonna toot my horn and say i have made it 13 weeks exclusively breastfeeding. he’s only had formula once in a pinch. by this time with my first she was a combo baby cause i wasn’t producing enough so this time around i’m feeling proud of how big he’s gotten (i’m also exhausted)
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