mel 🐝

every cat is an angel or a bug

@vanillaopinions @offbeatorbit I don’t believe this…

subway takes is shot on a sound stage in los angeles btw

bored as hell taking some ibuprofen

I can’t go to my second job today because I really don’t fucking feel like it omg

STOP ASKING CHATGPT THINGS YOU CAN GOOGLE. STOP ASKING CHATGPT THINGS YOU CAN GOOGLE. STOP ASKING CHATGPT THINGS YOU CAN GOOGLE. STOP ASKING CHATGPT THINGS YOU CAN GOOGLE. STOP ASKING CHATGPT THINGS YOU CAN GOOGLE. STOP ASKING CHATGPT THINGS YOU CAN GOOGLE.

anyone who had a tumblr account from 2010-2014 has a masters degree in social media

@steppedenizen Living in the marigny is perfect

What factor deters you most from living in the French Quarter? •Price •Nightlife •Parking •Square footage •Zoning Constraints ———- Which of these factors would need to be cleared up, for you to consider moving in? •New Orleans, Louisiana•

I grew up bullying smarterchild

i feel like i'm one of the last 500 people on earth who does not use an ai chatbot in daily life

they forgot to add avocado to my salad bowl…I allowed myself to feel the anger and let it pass. I forgive them.

@Airaxora Disregulated nervous system and a disorganized attachment style

What's the fastest way you've ever lost weight?

terrorism lowkey fell off

@socialistadri leo man with a cap moon would absolutely destroy me

IF YALL WANNA SEE HIS CHART, I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE THE IMGUR LINK WITH THE SCREENSHOT 🙂‍↕️🖤 AND CHAT HELPED WITH THE BIRTH TIMES

CHAT RALLIED TOGETHER AND FOUND HASAN'S BIRTH CHART AND HE FINDS OUT HE IS A LEO SUN, CAPRICORN MOON AND ARIES RISING ♌️♑️♈️🖤✨ DARIALIZA HELPS HIM INTERPRET HIS CHART

🚨 Nate Jacobs from HBO’s “Euphoria” is reportedly dead at 23 years old Shauna Shipman remains stable (not mentally) after being in a plane crash and giving birth in the middle of the Canadian wilderness while hallucinating her dead homoerotic best friend

@bryanrbeal We were at Lowe’s

I don’t care what the “official” statistics tell you, when you go to a Home Depot on Memorial Day and you don’t see a single other soul in the entire store, something is wrong with the economy

@gavi_kaplan yes why would you do that, there are so many wet-looking elmos there

@melbeeing Is that where this is?

Guys, cannabis

They just created a million Hasan Pikers.

New Orleans if you even care (future tense)

i was born to have fun

@c0mmandderr @soulaaangel The owls are not what they seem

it's always something new with these mfs 😭