Konkey Dong
281 posts
Konkey Dong
@polioderek
Fuck Facism and Pierluigi Collina. Free Palestine. Everton Enjoyer.
شامل ہوئے Mayıs 2026
64 فالونگ12 فالوورز
@Ric4rdoTM @si_rubinstein The winter fuel allowance actually made sense though, he just got skewered for it from oldies and the media. Nearly 1/3rd of pensioners are millionaires ffs!
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Thatcher: poll tax
Blair: Iraq
Cameron: Brexit
May: Brexit
Johnson: Partygate
Truss: mini-budget
Starmer: errrrr hmmm well everyone just kind of really, really hated him
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@jared_shult Nob Kennedy Jr would be telling you to eat this shit because it’s good for you
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@MrTaiwo_TG @centregoals What happened to people being rapists and them losing their entire livelihood?
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@centregoals This is just ridiculous. What happened to innocent until proven guilty ?
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🚨🚨| Djed Spence 𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐃 to shake Thomas Partey’s hand ahead of the anthems.
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Special day of performances today, can’t hate.
Tomorrow, we will be there.
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@MediaSOI Didn’t realise they usually have Parliament in Makerfield
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If you voted for Burnham in Makerfield. Your MP has instantly fucked off to London. You’ll never see him again
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@HLTCO How are Austria letting Messi of all people, have a shot inside the 18 yard box, completely unmarked haha
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The all-time top scorer in all World Cup history.
Lionel Messi, the greatest to ever do it.
HLTCO@HLTCO
You can’t keep him down for long. Absolute trademark finish.
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@PolitlcsUK Nothing to see here, apart from loads of traitorous bastards working for their globalist masters.
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🚨 PICTURED: Andy Burnham takes a selfie with Labour MPs
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@Nigel_Farage You’re a major part of why it’s broken you frog faced cunt
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Reform demands an election, and we are ready to deliver radical change.
If Labour thinks it can shove another professional politician into No 10, it has another thing coming.
Read my second essay to Britain. 👇
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I’d definitely have him at Everton
David Ornstein@David_Ornstein
🚨 EXCL: Lucas Bergvall informs Tottenham Hotspur of preference to seek new challenge elsewhere. 20yo midfielder targeted by clubs in PL + Europe & #THFC aware of wish to leave this summer for fresh start. #Sweden int’l contracted until 2031 @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/73807…
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This should be illegal
Viictyy@V1ictyy
this is genuinely absurd, why do I have to pay to reject COOKIES
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@aliochaton @FPLSportScience @francepierron Thank you.
Hope you know, you’re a clown @francepierron 👍
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There are also hundreds of thousands of men who would love to be Dad's but can't. Having a child might also never happen again in your life.
The Dad is not useless at the birth. What an abhorrent quote and attitude towards life this woman has. Go and meet your child, Jérémy ♥️
Match of the Day@BBCMOTD
Jeremy Doku has been criticised for saying he wants to leave Belgium's World Cup camp to be with his wife when she gives birth to their first child.
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@SouthStandPies Not even a week ago hahahaha. As thick as a submarine door
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Popped into Asda Wrexham, saw the new halal section looking very smart.
No idea how a pack of pork sausages mysteriously found their way in there though.
Terrible business.
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So glad I saved up so I could invest in an outdoor Pool, very handy today 🌞🕶️🏊 - hope you’re all enjoying the summer my friends
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