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@_cinnamonro11_ i dated this one woman and as we were hooking up for the first time, i got super nervous and tried to say “look at that pretty pussy,” but my brain malfunctioned and i said “WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT PUPPY.”
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@HatterMaddie17 @CreekMeta @OGsDontFold If you’re going to cherry pick Bible verses, at least use the New Testament. “A man is not defiled by what enters his mouth, but by what comes out of it.” Matthew 15:11.
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@FnRockydude @ikcanreiB @gloccnem Amazing.
How do you not fall off a building every time you try to use a hammer?
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@ikcanreiB @gloccnem They're like 1/3 indigenous and still come out looking like Bjork
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how did she even come out asian wtf 😭
dior ✞@deeore5
are you guys familiar with the Björk Family? 👨👩👧👦
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@thatjandy @Ethan_C17 @financedystop Oh, okay, so then your point was wrong and you’re just dumb. Got it.
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@XEPCOH_UA Most of the guys trashing Caroline's looks would crawl a mile through broken glass to sniff one of her farts. Gimme a break.
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10 Foods That Turn Low-T Men Into High-Testosterone Beasts.
(Eat These Every Day)
1. Eggs( The T Factory)
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@Emz_Cast Yes, but it looks better than the original, so that’s saying something.
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Am I the only one thinks thinks this looks... bad?
•tr1stan⛷️@nuel_irl
I would rewatch the whole show like this.
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Anti-working class article. Take a shit on the clock.
New York Post@nypost
How to make yourself poop regularly in the morning before going to work trib.al/QKTvRWy
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We’re governed by fucking morons
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'" Trump: "Right"
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Man Argues with a wall and the bystander joins him 👀 🤣
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@TariffJackson @ultras_antifaa so he believes in one thing that’s right and one thing that’s wrong
what’s your point
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@ultras_antifaa He also believes the World is Flat.. so there's that.
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Kyrie Irving changes his Instagram profile picture to a young Palestinian boy, who has been blocked from going to school by Israeli settlers.
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@MordecaiGriffin @MattCas04807118 nothing here is faker than you, dummy
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@MattCas04807118 These are all fake encounters. Fake weights.
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@Knoxlington @dieworkwear Subtlety flew right by you and you missed it. Someone pointed it out to you and you went all in.
You made me laugh. Thanks.
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Menswear expert here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵
Pop Base@PopBase
Prince Jackson arrives at the ‘MICHAEL’ premiere in Los Angeles.
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@konquistador33 @ASMRxism @MarcoFoster_ Do y’all have one shred of self-awareness? It’s you.
You’re the Blue MAGA.
So much so, in fact, that you’re willing to deport an American citizen to a country they or their family isn’t even from simply because he won’t support your political party.
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@ASMRxism @MarcoFoster_ I don’t want Hasan’s support. I want him to stop trying to infiltrate my party and try to make it blue MAGA.
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Hasan Piker on 2028 candidates
Rahm Emanuel: “No”
Gavin Newsom: “No”
JD Vance: “Absolutely no. I will never vote for a Republican, ever”
Gretchen Whitmer: “Maybe. She’s to anti-M4A, but more responsive. I’m 50/50”
AOC: “Yes”
Tucker Carlson: “No”
Cory Booker: “No. Absolutely not”
Jon Ossoff: “Again, interesting candidate. Maybe”
Kamala Harris: “Oh God. No”
Pete Buttigieg: “No”
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@Bonemantle @queenxofpeace Wdym? I email my boss to eat shit all the time in response to his inane, emotionally-driven requests.
You say AI is not emotional enough, I’d say it cannot properly convey emotion.
The professional world is basically just angry cavemen yelling at each other about sticks and fire.
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@queenxofpeace AI is more suited to business processes since neither have emotional components to them.
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in a world full of fake performative AI slop girlbosses we have HER
jourdain searles@judysquirrels
I’m fine with just ignoring reese witherspoon, sandra bullock and anyone else who tries to give us a girlboss argument for AI
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@thierryntoh23 @SurreMediaFacts That’s typically not how acting works, and so it’s natural to be suspicious of those who underpaid him and bragged about the purported nobility of their actions, given the social stigma associated with homelessness.
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@SurreMediaFacts A man was hired for a task, he did his task and was compensated.
How is that not the fairest thing ever?
What’s this obsessive need to write his name down?
Did he not do what he was asked to do, and was paid for doing that?
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In Half-life 2, Eli Vance uses the face of a homeless individual from Seattle, who approached Valve while looking for work. Valve decided to pay him and use his face for Eli Vance, however the man was never given any proper credit. To this day, no one knows what his name is, or
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These fools really went from having $700,000 literally handed to them, acting like rich snobs, and talking shit to everyone who didn't have money.... to this. 😂😂Love it for them.
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Leaving off the iconic guard who started it all is abysmal
Hoops@Hoopss
Drafting a Kentucky Guard is basically a guaranteed hit
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