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I’m launching technologia.lol right now.
Bitcoin-native digital assets.
Real royalties enforced by protocol.
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Punkreturn
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Punkreturn
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10,000 virtual Punks on Bitcoin 💥 Builder of Technologia on @universal_fdn
https://t.me/techn0l0gia شامل ہوئے Kasım 2023
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Imagine a hyper-intelligent but chaotic friend (the AI). You want them to launch 25 Rune mints in a perfect daisy-chain, managing fees, change, OP_RETURNs, everything. Before: you gave them your wallet → they could rug you.
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Mind. Blown. 🤯
Untrusted AI can now orchestrate real Bitcoin transactions securely. No more handing your keys to an LLM and praying. We just closed the execution gap that was bottlenecking all metaprotocols on Bitcoin. Part 2 just dropped 🔥 delvingbitcoin.org/t/letting-untr…
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@lingboweibu319 @lorenzonical @UniSat_comm @unisat_wallet @tank_btc @linzheming @dot_swap @Satflow Are you ready ?
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有人剛剛將 Claude 直接連接到比特幣記憶池。 你現在可以透過簽署單一雜湊，來串聯 25 倍 Runestone 鑄造並狙擊區塊。 Maxwell Signing Oracle 風格！
laz1m0v@laz1m0v
The covenant is the consensus. No bridges. No external indexers. No asking for permission. The monolith just learned how to cook. Vires in Numeris. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🔗 Repo: github.com/Laz1mov/L1-AGE… ⭐️ Star it if you want more wizards on L1.
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Wait. Programmable Bitcoin is already here. 🤯
No network upgrade needed. If you pair a personal AI Agent with unbreakable local math (Simplicity), your Bitcoin becomes "smart" TODAY.
The AI does all the background work, the cryptography keeps it leashed.
L1 is evolving.
🧙🏿♂️ OP•RETURN•LOL@opreturnwars
Someone just connected claude directly to the Bitcoin mempool. you can now daisy-chain 25x Runestone mints and snipe blocks just by signing a single hash. Maxwell Signing Oracle style !
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Someone just connected claude directly to the Bitcoin mempool.
you can now daisy-chain 25x Runestone mints and snipe blocks just by signing a single hash.
Maxwell Signing Oracle style !
laz1m0v@laz1m0v
The covenant is the consensus. No bridges. No external indexers. No asking for permission. The monolith just learned how to cook. Vires in Numeris. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🔗 Repo: github.com/Laz1mov/L1-AGE… ⭐️ Star it if you want more wizards on L1.
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🚨WTF !!! THE MONEY MACHINE IS HERE!
MINT
TRADE
SWAP
LEND
ON BITCOIN WITH AGENT IA?
laz1m0v@laz1m0v
We just did something that feels illegal. We gave an AI its own real, sovereign Bitcoin wallet completely autonomous, cryptographically bound, and impossible to steal. No seed phrase. No human in the loop for small spends. Just pure math enforcing the rules. This is not another “AI + wallet” demo. This is the first true Bitcoin-native autonomous agent.
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THE SOVEREIGN PRECOP ORACLE CONQUERED GENESIS
39 Master Tokens secured.
ORDI (779832) → ODOGE (780025) fully audited.
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Harvest @ 780025: 2433 events engraved. SATS·PEPE·DOGE·ORDINALDOGE states created.
Hybrid indexer now in cruise mode.
Racing to 840000 for UNCOMMON•GOODS
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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大胖观察墩（NO.73）
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1. 关于Ark
@secondhq 发布了 Bark 0.1.0-beta9的更新日志：
>>使用推送通知取代了轮询，可实时响应余额变化
>>新的费用估算 API上线
>>Tor 连接功能现已上线
>>barkd 安全性加强,所有 REST API 调用都需要身份验证令牌
>>修复了用户在链上退出 HTLC VTXO 时发票卡住的情况
>>支持编译为 wasm32-unknown-unknown 格式:迈向基于浏览器的 Ark 钱包的关键一步
2. 关于闪电网络
@lightning 发布了Taproot Assets v0.7.2，更新要点：
>>改进了报价处理和发票结算
>>优化了边缘节点的价格预言机集成
>>提供了更精细的证明管理方式
使比特币和闪电网络上的稳定币可靠性显著提升
3. 关于Simplicity
@Liquid_BTC 上关于Simplicity的进展：
>>@_OceanSlim 正在探索“无需管理员密钥、无需升级且永久链上结算的 AMM”
>>@laz1m0v 发布了《PRECOP黄皮书v0.0.2》，其允许任何人直接在比特币 Layer 1 上编写和部署智能合约（利用simplicity），其表达能力与 Solidity 相同
>>@Arvolear 开发了 Simplex——一个基于 Rust 的Simplicity开发框架，它包含 CLI 工具、SDK 实用程序以及本地 regtest 集成，用于构建高可靠性的智能合约
4. 关于量子攻击
>> @blksresearch 为此做了很多的研究和探索，并在谷歌的最新论文中被多次引用
>> 过快的抗量子推进的危害可能会比直面量子攻击的威胁要更大，因为未暴露的供给面可能更多，所以需要充分的测试，一步步推进，不可操之过急
5. 关于RGB
>> @BitlightLabs 目前聚焦在 [处理LN的兼容性]、[sync LDK]、[测试用例]、[优化rgb-lib]，打造RLN的最大可用性；其发布的客户端经过多个dev测试通过
>>对于用户来说，可能最大的期望是rln swap，这会是另一个里程碑事件（用户角度上），明显也能感受到一些热度上的回暖
对了，我在tg group中建立了一个“神秘频道”，暂未开放，留个悬念
#BTC #RGB #ARK #LIGHTNING #LIQUID #SIMPLICITY #QUANTUM
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5 April 2026 Satoshi’s birthday.😍
While @Ethereum still needs 1 TB Geth + Infura + Etherscan just to move tokens…
We shipped a full Sovereign Bitcoin L1 Stack in 15 MB pure Rust.
Utreexo node + Epoch-Only indexing
Precopscan SDK + Agent Wallet
Simplicity covenants + UTXOracle All on L1.
No bridges.
No external indexers.
No trust.
The monolith is building itself.
Vires in Numeris.
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The Bitcoin Agent Wallet is live: autonomous AI with its own unbreakable L1 covenants.
No more centralized honeypots. No seed phrase bullshit.
Bitcoin just became a sovereign state machine for machines.
Wake up, apes. GM Bitcoin.
laz1m0v@laz1m0v
We just did something that feels illegal. We gave an AI its own real, sovereign Bitcoin wallet completely autonomous, cryptographically bound, and impossible to steal. No seed phrase. No human in the loop for small spends. Just pure math enforcing the rules. This is not another “AI + wallet” demo. This is the first true Bitcoin-native autonomous agent.
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Bitcoin can't be intelligent.
Still sure about that, @VitalikButerin ? 👀
Covenants now.. ETH to zero 😂
vitalik.eth@VitalikButerin
@Rezilli Things bitcoin.org/bitcoin.pdf does not tell me: * Why block size should stay 1-4 MB and not keep getting raised as demand grows * Why controversial hard forks are bad * Why bitcoin should not be upgraded to proof of stake * Why scripting should not be extended to be ETH-like
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for those of you new to Liquid: it’s a fork of bitcoin core that enables confidential transaction and uses a signet instead of proof of work for blocks.
Simplicity was shipped last summer and enables pretty much any script program you could want. Researchers from @StarkWareLtd built a ZK prover with it. @blksresearch built a PQ sig scheme.
Adding Simplicity to bitcoin would be quite straightforward — much of the work has already been done to add it to Liquid
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we could have PQ sig capabilities on bitcoin this year if we added Simplicity scripting to bitcoin 🤌
blog.blockstream.com/blockstream-re…
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How it works:
We built a TEE-hardened Rust enclave running @Blockstream 's Bit Machine inside a 3-Leaf Taproot MAST covenant (NUMS key kills the key path).
Leaf 1: AI spends autonomously (capped)
Leaf 2: 2-of-2 for big moves (AI + hardware)
Leaf 3: Emergency recovery
If the AI ever goes rogue? The covenant instantly traps it and forces a QR code to my air-gapped hardware wallet.
Sovereign by math.
Free by code.
Repo dropping this week.
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