Jeff Simiyu

@TheDukeofNBO @Mercynicky_ Nah...Congo has rare minerals... cobalt etc.

Americans :- “Congo is the most unstable, Unsafe country in the world.!” One pandemic later. Thousands of Americans trapped in Congo . So what are Americans doing in Congo? Gold … dirty bloody Gold !!

@truehostcloud I need an EPP code for my domain. Your support has automated AI responses that keep sending a wrong code.

If social media disappeared tomorrow… Would your business still survive online?

@droid254 I still have an issue with the brand name. It sounds like "frog".

Grok is the last LLM I'd use for anything serious.. That and Llama are the Jokers of the industry

@AlionyaRoseline Degree ya teaching ndo una floss nayo. You probably failed KCSE and has to settle for a bottom-tier degree course in a nondescript college.

I have never responded to panelists after a show but for that Tribal bigotry, Kenyan anarchist and Entitled little brat I will respond. "Alionya has a First Class in Kiswahili and CRE she cannot speak on economic matters" is a statement you will have to withdraw and apologize.

@therealnangeke @LiveLetLiveKe Intelligent in what way... she's not a good debater. She yaps a lot and doesn't listen when she's corrected. So doleful

@LiveLetLiveKe Just get one book from the units she did and tell me if you will understand anything...you make too many assumptions. And to be fair Alionya is very intelligent with a balanced view of things unlike those you want to compare her to.

A First Class in BED Arts is equivalent to a Pass in Economics. And I am being Generous.

@nelmatt_2 @Benign_Overlord She probably scored a C or B in KCSE

@Benign_Overlord Since she's opened that can of worms, she should also attach the High School Certificate tunajaribu kuona kitu🤔

Aren't you just proving her point? Ama hii sio BA (Education) naona?..own goal

@HajiBahadh @TreasonousBabe Since your grandparents and parents were siblings, your I.Q is below room temperature. Insinuating that Bantus and nilotes originate in Congo forest is foolish.

@TreasonousBabe Wewe mbona hauishi Congo Forest , where you belong , because Kenya has its owners.

Mbona hamuishi huko btw?

@sonwrld__ Classic FAFO.

😂😂

@beth_kasinga You tweet like a high school teen.

My niece is 15 today 🥹 people who know me know how important she is in my life ❤️

@nanyorrai @sholard_mancity No they cannot. MNOs such as Safcom and Airtel are assigned limited blocks of numbers by CA. Each block has a max of 1M numbers eg 0721,0722. MNOs are required to replace inactive numbers within each assigned block.

@sholard_mancity Why not give new Numbers? They can create as many as they want

A Kenyan by the name Elias Wekesa has taken Safaricom to court, and every Kenyan should pay attention. He says Safaricom deactivated his line after it stayed inactive for a few months, then reassigned it to another person. When he tried using it again, he was met with a shock. The number was gone. Worse, he says he could no longer receive OTPs from his bank and other platforms tied to that number. This case matters because it touches every Kenyan. Because your phone number is no longer just a number. It is tied to your bank account. Your email. Your work accounts. Your private life. The moment that number is handed to someone else, the risks begin. OTPs can go elsewhere. Recovery codes can land in another person’s hands. Account alerts can reach a stranger. That person is not just holding a SIM card. They may be holding access to parts of your digital life. And if they have bad intentions, the damage can be immediate. And for families who have lost loved ones, it cuts even deeper. A parent’s number. A sibling’s number. A loved one’s number. One day, it holds memories. The next day, it belongs to a stranger. This is why Safaricom must be forced to create stronger safeguards before reassigning numbers. Because in today’s world, a phone number is not disposable. It is identity. And identity should never be reassigned without protection.

@mbithymbithy @moneyacademyKE @Kibet_bull Graffiti is an eyesore.

@moneyacademyKE @Kibet_bull tinted windows ✅ But graffiti. Hapa zii. Shida ya hawa watu hukuwa walienda shule na uniform. Ideas na beliefs zao hukuwa pia uniforms. Graffiti affects them subconsciously in ways they can't even tell.

The High Court has ruled that graffiti and tinted windows on matatus are illegal, backing the directive by NTSA.

@nixonokumu @kulanpost Somalis are outnumbered and outmatched in many ways by Kenyans yet they're always calling for war.

@kulanpost Now everyone now knows important of peace ✌🏾 & unity 🤝 in this country let's avoid this clout chase on Internet & do the right thing in this country by living in peace and harmony.

LATEST: Nearly 200 passengers, mostly from Garissa, trapped in Nguni police station plead for help as overwhelmed officers repel attackers, vehicles destroyed.

@abdisaidi527 @kulanpost North eastern (Mandera, wajir, Garissa) should become an independent country or join Somalia. It offers no value to Kenya.

@kulanpost Kenya should be dismantled every tribe should declare independence that's the only way

@GaniTena @JulianiKenya Fortunately, image generation using AI tools is getting better. We won't need real models/actors in adverts.

@JulianiKenya In future most companies zitakuwa sued kuhusu hii. Employees watakuwa wamequit

Kama employee, ukitokea kwa vida ya job. You image n likeness kwa socials ku promote product or service. Unafaa kuongezewa ganji ka influencer.

@K_drRein @Mamushkhaimuna @kishoka_ @Mwalaghelaghe @Phenom46333474 Huyu lazima ni mcoast. Wueh

@Mamushkhaimuna @kishoka_ @Mwalaghelaghe @Phenom46333474 🤣🤣🤣Hizi matusi mlitoa wapi bana

Huko TZ hua wanatamani kufanya wakenya hivi

@nitrixsystems @moneyacademyKE @RodgersKipembe High voltage power systems must be licenced and regularly monitored to ensure they meet certain safety standards. Remember electricity by nature is hazardous.

@moneyacademyKE @RodgersKipembe Why do they need to apply a licence for this? 🤔🤔

Sameer Africa Plc will apply for a power generation license. It plans a 4 megavolt-ampere solar project at its Nairobi complex for own use only, not for sale.

@mlunje_sheeso @KiprutToo In local politics, mastery of your native language gives you an added advantage.

@KiprutToo Ukipata pesa native language hukua ufala, you rarely interact na hao tribesmen wako, how will speaking fluent kalenjin help him kwa business deals zake?😂😂

The should learn how to speak fluent kalenjin. Hizo kalenjin of the nose ya Gideon Moi tumekataa

@kassim_obede @moneyacademyKE Forex is a legal business. Cops are targeting scammers who are cashing out hacked bank accounts on darkweb , FAFSA, US tax refunds, pensions, money laundering, etc. They get intel from their counterparts in Europe and US. It was just a matter of time.

@moneyacademyKE Your spendthrift forex traders are about to see bad things. Sisi wa kutrade cabbages hatuezi kua suspects.

Kenya has frozen an undisclosed number of Binance accounts over suspected money laundering. This has led to users reporting blocked access to their funds and difficulties withdrawing or converting crypto

@Gustavo__254 Why should you lie about CIC shareholding. Co-op bank is the largest shareholder. Wacha upuuzi

FYI my Grandmother is the biggest shareholder hapo CIC group. She was a millionaire before I was born so do you think she was stupid as well?

@Charliw15 @edgarobare @KhalifKairo Not really... some are excited kids in their 20s doing legit trading.

@edgarobare Sharp boy Anyone flaunting a lavish lifestyle and seeks online Validation is a CON A case example is @KhalifKairo

Scammer Dickens Otieno, aka Madollar Mapesa, was exposed on #bnnpremium, as he has been staying at different luxury apartments in Nairobi and not paying. While online, he shows off wads of cash 💵 and pretends to give out quick loans in millions to celebrities and desperate Kenyans, but in reality, he asks for a 10% facilitation fee, then blocks you. #madollarmapesa JOIN BNN PREMIUM t.me/bnnkenya/86207