Lukethehunter

@luxemiaa This guy is a legend

One of my exes who I’ve remained just friends with, meant to send a snap to 24+ girls separately. But he accidentally sent it to us together in one group chat. He literally added his entire roster into a group chat together. We renamed it ‘pat’s roster’ and I still can’t stop laughing tbh. He just got dumped 24 times in a row

@VividProwess He finally realized fighting a war for Isreal was not popular in America. He's taking the loss here, and leaving Isreal to their own destructive devices.

Am I the only one who asks himself why Trump completely changed his views on literally everything in a span of days? Something is off here. Am I the only one?

@Geiger_Capital The only good that came out of it is the other countries in that region will think about alternatives to the SOH longer term which hurts Iran

@TheAthletic @GrantBrisbee Articles like this make people who dont care about the LGBT community end up hating them. Why cant a Christian person just enjoy a baseball game? Why cant baseball just be a sport? Why not let sports unite people instead of forcing it to divide us?

Several Giants players wrote Bible verses on their caps to respond to Pride Night. The gesture echoed a familiar pattern: making a night meant for inclusion about something else entirely. Read more for free, from @GrantBrisbee: nyti.ms/3Q23q8J

@NewsFinOil @valormental Also - there was 20 things on this list. You would need an actual dietician and an unlimited budget to follow it.

@valormental Without even reading this list, I can guess there’ll be some ghey shit in here like “qUit AlChoHaUL”

9 años en el gimnasio me enseñaron UNA cosa: la salud intestinal lo cambia todo. Si quieres arreglar tu intestino, aquí tienes mis mejores consejos: 1. Deja de tomar agua del grifo.

@asleeporasheep @Phillies Why is Mattingly just giving up here?

@Phillies Get Helen Keller off the mound. What a POS choking this away 😭😭😭

It's a 3-hit night for Brandon Marsh 👏 🗳️ Phillies.com/AllStar

@PamRotella @Akmanion @SecWar @DeptofWar Im not reading all that but im happy for u or sorry that happened

Oh, I know that. There are plenty of meth labs in my rural area, but nobody seems interested in doing anything about them. There was even some sort of a drug lab in the apartment above me at the last place I rented (before buying to be able to control my living circumstances better), and when I told the management company that I was bringing in environmental services to test what the substances wafting into my apartment might be, they literally had their ATTORNEY send me a letter, telling me that it was against my lease to bring in any subcontractor without their approval. So I bought some test kits on Amazon. In my kitchen, on the top of my cupboards, underneath a vent where I'd often feel weird when working on dinner, one of them tested positive for amphetamines. On one of the windowsills where I had a fan blowing chemical-laden air out of my unit, it tested positive for fentanyl. I'd told the police about it, but they didn't do anything that I know of. The apartment manager told me that police had told her that everyone on the block would be able to smell it if it were really a meth lab, which just isn't true these days. I think she was lying about what they told her to try to keep me renting there, but the cops in that town didn't seem dumb enough to be that far behind the times. There were other things going on with that lab I don't have time to type here, overheard conversations that made me afraid to step off of the elevator and whatnot, but one stands out. A guy I saw on a street corner near the apartment building and later in front of the local library, across the street from a college, in what some might call a drug-dealing stance, later shot and killed a man who'd helped send him to prison years earlier. Then police couldn't find him for a while, but someone spotted him out of state and when police there caught him, he had a pocket full of pills. So he really was a drug dealer. I wouldn't doubt that the drug lab is still in that apartment building to this day, even though apartment management had to have pieces of drywall cut out and replaced because the guy flooded his apartment for some reason and really messed up the apartment below mine, and somewhat mine. GET THE PICTURE? Trump is looking for racist photo ops, local drug labs that are easy to catch need not apply.

Earlier this week, the @DeptofWar — in full collaboration with Venezuelan security forces — conducted a kinetic strike on a Tren de Aragua (TdA) compound in Venezuela. TdA founder & leader Hector Rusthenford Guerrero Flores, aka “Niño Guerrero,” was confirmed killed during the strike. The operation underscores the shared U.S. and Venezuelan commitment to take the fight to narco-terrorists and deny them any safe haven in our hemisphere. We will continue to work closely with security partners, like Venezuela — and counties in the Americas Counter Cartel Coalition (A3C) partners — to take the fight to our enemies.

@PamRotella @SecWar @DeptofWar Vegans don't get an opinion

@SecWar @DeptofWar What, an extrajudicial killing? Even El Chapo was given his day in court. Please explain why you decided an arrest wasn't possible in this case.

@GordonGekko420 I only use Uber (no waymo here). Every time I tried Lyft it took twice as long as Uber to get a car 🤷

I solely use Waymo and Uber. It just works better it seems every time I’ve tried Lyft. Does anyone know any fundamental difference between the two or is it just consensus opinion Lyft is worse?

@jiggyjayy2 They are probably gonna call him 'baby' in prison if that makes you feel better.

this is a baby wtf

@Dr_Heavenly Bro got 35 years for trying to be a gangsta 🤣🤣 Bad parents raise stupid kids.

My heart is broken

@FreddyLA7 I love that you are enjoying America.

The vibes are insane. Driving through the great state of Louisiana on our way to New Orleans. It’s crazy how diverse this country is, every day the scenery looks different.

@SperrysandNikes London continues its decline

RIP LIBOR, few will remember, fewer will appreciate

@Keir_Starmer The UK is doomed. They are killing themselves because of their cowardice.

The scenes in Belfast last night were shocking and completely unacceptable. There is no justification for the violence and disorder that we saw threatening our communities, nor for those who encouraged it, online or elsewhere. It is clear that people were targeted last night because of their background and I will not tolerate it. Those responsible will feel the full force of the law. I’ve spoken to the Chief Constable of the Police Service of Northern Ireland to convey my thanks to them and the frontline emergency services for their bravery in keeping people safe. I’ve also spoken to the First Minister and Deputy First Minister to discuss the ongoing situation. Appealing for calm must be the priority, and that is what I urge now. We must let the police get on with their work.

@SperrysandNikes We didn't really need the first one tbh

We really didn’t need another Facebook movie

@RepMikeCollins why do politicians always tell us to pass the law? Isn't that why we elect you folks?

Have you ever seen a U.S. traffic sign in Russian, Arabic, Spanish, or Urdu? I haven’t. So why are we handing out CDLs to drivers who only understand those languages? Pass Dalilah’s Law.

@InsiderWire imagine the smell on that boat

#BREAKING: CBP intercepts boat carrying 240 Haitian nationals attempting to enter the U.S. illegally.

@ProFootballTalk He hated it in Philly. Good riddance

A.J. Brown: I’m thankful for every moment I had in midnight green. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@BigGameWines Thank you! This particular set of backstraps lived in the Big Horn mountains of Wyoming, and will be cooked rare on open coals with nothing but a little salt and pepper rub. Based on your suggestions, would a Penner -Ash work?

Thanks for asking. Not knowing exactly where your trophy lived, its diet, or your sauce and spice preferences. Oregon Pinot Noir is my go-to here. Look for producers in the Willamette Valley making under 5,000 cases. Pinot's silky tannins wrap around Mule Deer venison's clean, mineral flavors. And if you slightly overcooked those backstraps (easy to do, especially after resting)? Quality Oregon Pinot's fruit-forward nature provides enough complexity to adapt to and honor your trophy dinner. If you can share more specifics about your trophy dinner, we can zero in to help make it a truly memorable occasion.

@BigGameWines whats the best choice to pair with a mule deer backstrap grilled rare?