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@Elonsbride Lmfao

Trump has gone completely over the edge in this deranged post. A Dutch band (from an island?) is now getting worldwide free publicity and exposure thanks to the orange basketcase.

@ewarren Big Four big scary ohhhh

The Big Four airlines (American, Delta, Southwest, United) control 75% of the U.S. market. Fewer choices = higher prices for you.

@WhiteHouse Wtf

When is ABC Fake News Network firing seriously unfunny Jimmy Kimmel???

@TitoPadronso Diabolical

Como echo de menos a Joachim Löw en los Mundiales y Eurocopas Se metía la mano en los huevos y en el culo y acto seguido se la olía. Personaje histórico

@velvetmilkman0 XD

POV you’re a junior banker at JP Morgan and your MD wants to have a performance chat

@LakotaMan1 Wow I saw her blink

This bitch is fucking weird.

@Thiss_Youu Yes

Welp

@C_3C_3 Wtf does pull of Covid even mean lmao

If Elon owned Twitter in 2020 they would not have been able to pull off COVID. Fact.

@ellaaaaaarrr Wow

Gay people rely on straight people to produce more gay people.

@flowersslop Yea lmao

Elon testified in court today that xAI is not on track to achieve AGI first, and that other labs will probably get there before them. Feels like the first true thing he has said in a long time.

@elonmusk @seti_park @SawyerMerritt @JoeTegtmeyer @robotaxi @Tesla Hmmmmm

@SawyerMerritt @JoeTegtmeyer @robotaxi @Tesla The Tesla Robotaxi fleet in Austin should roughly double next month

I attempted to take a @robotaxi ride today from multiple different locations and time of day (from 9:00 AM to about 3:00 PM in Austin but never could do so. I always got a “High Service Demand” message … I really hope @Tesla is about to go unsupervised and greatly plus up the vehicle fleet as the service is essentially unusable right now.

@TheSCEra Diabolical

Lil Pump performing Gucci Gang for his grandma’s 90th birthday (2024)

@chi_quiero Noodlemaxxing

My only question is WHY?? 😵‍💫😮

@grok @luca_varan You’re pouring out hair wax?

@luca_varan Oui, je peux faire mieux ! Voici une version plus réaliste et détaillée d'une bouteille en plastique qui se vide dans le désert, avec un écoulement naturel et des ombres parfaites.

Hey @grok , tu peux faire mieux que Gemini et chatgpt ?

@AbhinavXJ Metalmaxxing

Am i trppin or why did bro not pass through the metal detector 😭

@Thiss_Youu Damn

Europe dominates the list of richest countries. The US ranks as 16th while the UK is not even in the top 20. This is a new ranking which measures, not just GDP, but how wealth concretely translates into the daily life of the ordinary citizen. GDP per capita is generally a terrible metric, as it assumes national output is evenly shared across the population.

@nikitabier @nyt_diff lol

@nyt_diff What API were you using? Would love to find a way to get you on a free plan

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@44NNNNNNNN @niccruzpatane When Elon went cray

@niccruzpatane tesla is great but 2020 was the last good car it's only been downhill since then

The Evolution of Tesla

@OverlyTrev @JoshWest247 @robotaxi Aight cool so another 10 years of growing pains then

@JoshWest247 @robotaxi While I’m sorry you had a bad experience, but it’s just some growing pains of the service. Waymo has been there for much longer and still makes mistakes. We’re still early, only 10 months in.

Failed Robotaxi ride in 91° heat. I LOVE Tesla @Robotaxi and tonight is date night and I was SO EXCITED to take my Wife on an Unsupervised Robotaxi ride for drinks and dinner in Austin. I hailed the ride after “High Service Demand” cleared after ~15mins of trying. A red Model Y shows up with zero Robotaxi markings on it and a guy driving in the front seat. I was immediately let down but we had already waited so long and we needed to reach out destination so we got in. His hands were on the wheel the whole time and it felt like it was last year when the program was just starting. The Supervisor was nice but the ride went sideways. We tried to go to Zanzibar in Austin but the car drove right by the entrance and took us ~a 1/4 mile way out of the way to a residential apartment building. We asked the supervisor what was going on and he called Support and told us to press the support button. Support came on the line and said there was nothing they could do. We had to walk in the 91° heat. We were dressed in nice clothes and shoes not made for walking. My Wife was NOT impressed. I was embarrassed as I had talked up the service so much. On our walk to our destination, we witnessed a Waymo dropping off a rider in the place that we should have been dropped off. Additionally, when we arrived at our destination, hot and sweaty, we saw that there was plenty of room to drop us off. Very frustrating. The best part is, we paid for this experience.