Andrew

@octopuscaveman Oh he's working with someone's wood for sure, if you catch my drift

Andrew Tate likes to think of himself as a man’s man but I never see him doing anything manly. He’s never doing an oil change or replacing a water heater or even the most basic woodworking.

@DamienPetersNBA Bro, if they're allowed to grab and hack doesn't matter who they play

If you’re the Oklahoma City Thunder, do you really want to see Steph Curry in the first round…?

@hoopstonite @_JasonLT Nuggets in 5

“I think this is gonna be an instant classic.” @_JasonLT makes his prediction for Wolves-Nuggets

@hoopstonite Completely agree, but bet he won't grow up

LaMelo is awesome, but he needs to grow up

@_JasonLT I used to hate Steph because I was rooting for Bron for the last decade, but now it'd take Warriors brand of basketball over the unethical Okc garbage any day of the week. I didn't know how good we had it the last decade! 🥲

I don’t care what happens on Friday or in an eventual first round series. What a cool “heart of a champion” type of win from the Warriors. Those dudes are absolute legends.

@_JasonLT Can't stand Shai, such skill wasted on grift

New episode! 10 big takeaways from the weekend: - Spurs stupidity - OKC’s clear title defense path - Interesting first round matchups - Why Shai is the MVP - Underrated LeBron & much more! Link: youtu.be/KX7LapIEoKE

@planert41 It's normal. In the family kids' needs come first, then mama's, and only then dad's.

Dads with young kids Is it normal to just feel tired and burnt out all the time? It’s like you don’t even really get the weekend to recover because it’s all just kid stuff the moment you wake up Arguably the only personal time you have is when they nap (and you’re already dead tired by that time) or the hour after they go to bed but before you pass out Just trying to figure out if I’m doing something wrong

@KingZahyd @TrevorLane What a stupid take. Jok needs 1 more game to be eligible for awards and Denver bench has just beat Okc bench without Jokic.

@TrevorLane Jokic being "Questionable" while everyone else is OUT tells you everything you need to know about the Nuggets' system They know they can’t function without him even against a lottery team

Nuggets’ injury report: Out: Christian Braun Aaron Gordon Tim Hardaway Jr Cam Johnson Spencer Jones Jamal Murray Peyton Watson Questionable: Nikola Jokic If DEN loses to SAS & Lakers beat UTA, LAL will move to 3rd. Any other combination of outcomes results in LAL staying 4th

@HPbasketball Their unethical play makes me so angry that I can't objectively judge them. It's a garbage brand of basketball so I don't care of they are the greatest to do it.

I'm really interested by the idea that the Thunder are, objectively, an All-Time team. Wins. Point Differential. Defense. Defense with Offensive Capability. Led by MVP. Depth. Coaching. Culture. Execution. But they do not feel like the all-time great teams *to me* and I do not know why. (Thunder fans, I get they fell like that to you and that people SHOULD view them that way. Read the first part again.) If you're not a Thunder fan, does OKC feel like an all-time great team on par with Warriors 2016, 2017, or say, Heat 2012 (who were objectively much worse than OKC), OKC 2014, 01 Lakers, etc? If not, why not?

@BrickCenter_ I'm with coach on this one. Job not done yet

Joe Mazzulla is a PSYCHO 😭 He was YELLING at Queta to block Lamelo's shot during a dead ball... With the game already decided.

@SecKennedy Government is lying to you. What? I'm the government? No, it's the other government that's lying to you. 🙄

Coming soon—The Secretary Kennedy Podcast.

@bballbreakdown Call it "Giannis effect": when your strides are so long that it looks like a travel

I've gotta be honest: the fact that this extremely ho-hum legal drive has caused any consternation means my work is not done here. Herb, are u aware that the NBA and FIBA have different rules than NCAA and HS for this type of thing?

@uniquemoviemom So entertaining for the crowd, the can see every detail from that distance!

Whoever came up with the idea of a black and white theme for the Harkonnens deserves a raise

@omgsidewalks You will remember the product. The reason why you do will fade over time, it will simply feel more familiar than the rest. That's why is effective.

I’ve never really understood ads you can’t skip. Are they supposed to convince me to buy your product? You’re just annoying me.

@WembyCentral Yeah, if you don't send guards to grab him and hold him down Jokic is a PROBLEM

Wemby was all over Jokic today and it just did not matter at all. Jokic is the most unguardable player ever. He was hitting 100% contesteds all night. Shit pisses me off

@TOUGHTlME Cam fired up, CB hitting 3s, AG alive. We're so back!

as a person who shits on him, that was a huge balls game from christian braun started off bricking everything, but was nails in the second half with much better defense than recently one of those games that prove why he gets called a winner

@GravySauceCream Non native speakers..

the grammatical error that bugs me the most is when someone uses “loose” instead of “lose” or vice versa. i really don’t understand how someone over the age of 7 makes that mistake.

@Mobolaji_Abdul1 Bro I'm dead asleep 😅 My shift starts at 6:30 when baby is awake though

Couples on timeline, how true?

@NBAonNBC Joker

LET'S HEAR IT. WHO'S YOUR MVP?! 👀

@ImToBlame Cult

How does he get people to act like this for him?