Alec Temme

@kenocide @kittenseex My mind: don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it. Still me: AUTO PARTS. OWWW!

@PhilsTailgate 7IP, 1H, 10K, 1BB, 0ER

Phillies Stats against Atlanta Braves starter Chris Sale: Schwarber 4 for 14, 2 HR Bohm 4 for 13 Turner 4 for 13 Realmuto 2 for 13 Sosa 1 for 11 Harper 2 for 9 Garcia 1 for 5 Stott 0 for 3 Moore 1 for 2

Taijuan Walker is a short-term problem. Here's one that isn't going away: The Phillies have faced 6 non-opener lefty starters (Latz, Gore, Griffin, Ray, Imanaga, Pérez). They've batted .145 (17-for-117) with 37 strikeouts against them. And they're about to be 0-6 in those games.

What are they feeding this guy??? #ironpigs #baseball #homerun

There has to be someone better than this dude

No way! Bases loaded 1 out and they can’t score??? That’s so un-Phillies like

@MLB @Topps @jharding14

Mike Trout is on a HEATER! Repost and reply for a chance to win this Mike Trout @Topps Refractor card!

@RoiChevalier2 @Kyle193939 @Pirates What’s a headline

@tembo_slice @Kyle193939 @Pirates Low IQ moron who can't read past a headline. What a surprise.

Ozuna's first HR is a BIG ONE! 🐻

@JonnyRoot_ It’s always the “CHRIST” first in the bio type dudes 😂 what an asshole

Seattle Mariners broadcaster Angie Mentink was caught asking AI for “Good questions after a tough loss in baseball”… Tough week for women in sports media. x.com/Cole_Smith04/s…

@SirEmbiid @jharding14

Shit like this is so cool to me man

@RoiChevalier2 @Kyle193939 @Pirates Just like his wife was

@Kyle193939 @Pirates Yeah, that stupid joke hasn't been used to death yet.

@TalkinBaseball_ 12 ERA talking like that is crazy work

Trevor Megill was barking at the Blue Jays dugout and started chirping back and forth with Vladdy

Junior Caminero game-tying homer in the ninth and he’s going NUTS

Felix Reyes just hit his 4th Home Run of the season for AAA Lehigh Valley!

@JeffKerrPHL Put him in AAA where him and Marchan belong

Otto Kemp can’t buy a hit. 2-for-16 on the year (.125 BA). Don’t know what #Phillies can do to get him going, but he needs at bats. Period.

@jayhaykid Pretty good, huh?

Jesús Luzardo now has multiple instances in a Phillies uniform featuring 12+ hits and 9+ runs allowed in a start of fewer than 6 IP. He's the first Phillies pitcher to record multiple such outings since Claude Willoughby and Buz Phillips both did so in 1930.

Front office should have to give every Phillies fan that bought a ticket to this garbage a refund

Let’s be honest, what has Marchan done this year that stubby couldn’t have done?

Thank god we paid him and not Ranger

So Rob refused to let Marsh bat with the bases loaded against a lefty last night but has him in the starting lineup against a lefty tonight?? Make it make sense