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@timehack

aka Tom Moloney-Harmon. He/him.

Maryland, USA شامل ہوئے Mart 2009
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little grey mouse 🐭
little grey mouse 🐭@mouse_math·
anyone out there old enough to remember when we called Celsius "centigrade"?
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Christopher David
Christopher David@Tazerface16·
Trump is holding aces and eights and he's feeling lucky.
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Ce jour-là dans l'Histoire
Ce jour-là dans l'Histoire@CeJour_Histoire·
Le plus vieux pont de Paris s'appelle le Pont-Neuf. En 1578, Henri III pose la première pierre d'un pont révolutionnaire. Pas en bois, comme tous les autres. En pierre. Sans maisons dessus. Avec les premiers trottoirs de Paris. Les guerres de Religion stoppent tout. Pendant dix ans, le chantier dort. C'est Henri IV qui termine. En 1607 : 238 mètres, 12 arches. Premier pont à traverser la Seine d'une seule traite en passant par la pointe de l'île de la Cité. Pour la première fois, les Parisiens voient la Seine. Les autres ponts ressemblaient à des ruelles sombres. Celui-ci offre le ciel. Il tient depuis 419 ans. D'où l'expression : "se porter comme le Pont-Neuf".
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@Ferngully821 @Os_poems Per your definition, EVERY interstate is “intrastate” since it materially lies within one state or another. The only “inter” part are the molecular bonds across the infinitely thin state boundary.
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Fact Checker
Fact Checker@Ferngully821·
@Os_poems Last time I checked, I-695 is 100% in Maryland; therefore, it cannot be "interstate" - it would be "intrastate."
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Orioles Haiku
Orioles Haiku@Os_poems·
Do you dumbasses forget this bridge is part of an INTERSTATE HIGHWAY
Loong Faht Dhong@LoongFahtDhong

@Os_poems Ah yes because the tax payers in Florida deserve to pay for your fucking bridge. Maybe that should be handled at a state level and get absolutely minimal funding from the federal government!

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Brent Toderian
Brent Toderian@BrentToderian·
If you’re in your car in traffic and you see people moving smoothly on bikes in a protected bike-lane, or a full bus zooming past you in a bus-only lane, sure you could be mad at them for moving faster than you, or you could be someone who understands geometry and knows that providing mobility choices that take less space makes getting around cities better for EVERYONE.
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Brent Toderian@BrentToderian·
Safe, protected bike-lanes are: Better for business Better for emissions Better for air quality Better for public health Better for noise Better for space Better for equity Better for affordability Better for public cost Better for safety for EVERYONE Better for oil independence Better.
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@otokyo__ Stay to the right unless passing…and ONLY pass on the left (right-side driving countries only; reverse the rules lfor those of you driving on the wrong side). Yes, I know, that’s two driving tips (four, arguably). But they are joined at the hip.
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Tokyo
Tokyo@otokyo__·
ONE driving tip
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Jarrett Walker
Jarrett Walker@humantransit·
This critique of bike sharing is the same nonsense that we hear about “empty seats on buses”. There is not much marginal cost to the surplus capacity, and the capacity means we can handle surges. The low cost of surplus capacity is what makes these modes resilient.
Sam E. Antar@SamAntar

On average Citibikes are idle 98% of the time and even when used they can only transport one person at the time. This is what the cult calls “mass transportation.”

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Директор звіринця
Меню в ноттінгемському пабі. Зверніть увагу на написання назви Києва. Все правильно зробили
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Aaron Rupar
Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
Q: Who is Steve Witkoff speaking with in Iran? TRUMP: A top person Q: Who is it? TRUMP: I can't. I don't want them to be killed
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@warriorsger The Celtics knew where all the dead spots were in the old Boston Garden and would steer their opponents into them in order to steal the ball. Seth would have sussed that out pretty quickly.
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💍💍💍💍@warriorsger·
Steph so good at basketball he knows it’s the court fault when he makes a mistake 😭
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@AlexTran677026 She won me (and perhaps the Oscar) with the “Here’s to the Fools” scene, one of the bravest cinematic performances I ever saw.
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@Kasparov63 To paraphrase Upton Sinclair, it is difficult to get a person to understand something when their ideology depends on them not understanding it
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Garry Kasparov
Garry Kasparov@Kasparov63·
Anyone repeating the propagandist deflection of "Russia hoax" either never read the Mueller reports or didn’t understand them.
Gary Koepnick@garykoepnick

Just going to keep posting this to counter the ridiculous bullshit until someone makes me stop. The Special Counsel investigation uncovered extensive criminal activity •The investigation produced 37 indictments; seven guilty pleas or convictions; and compelling evidence that the president obstructed justice on multiple occasions. Mueller also uncovered and referred 14 criminal matters to other components of the Department of Justice. •Trump associates repeatedly lied to investigators about their contacts with Russians, and President Trump refused to answer questions about his efforts to impede federal proceedings and influence the testimony of witnesses. •A statement signed by over 1,000 former federal prosecutors concluded that if any other American engaged in the same efforts to impede federal proceedings the way Trump did, they would likely be indicted for multiple charges of obstruction of justice.   Russia engaged in extensive attacks on the U.S. election system in 2016 •Russian interference in the 2016 election was “sweeping and systemic.”[1] •Major attack avenues included a social media “information warfare” campaign that “favored” candidate Trump[2] and the hacking of Clinton campaign-related databases and release of stolen materials through Russian-created entities and Wikileaks.[3] •Russia also targeted databases in many states related to administering elections gaining access to information for millions of registered voters.[4]   The investigation “identified numerous links between the Russian government and the Trump Campaign” and established that the Trump Campaign “showed interest in WikiLeaks's releases of documents and welcomed their potential to damage candidate Clinton”  •In 2015 and 2016, Michael Cohen pursued a hotel/residence project in Moscow on behalf of Trump while he was campaigning for President.[5]Then-candidate Trump personally signed a letter of intent. •Senior members of the Trump campaign, including Paul Manafort, Donald Trump, Jr., and Jared Kushner took a June 9, 2016, meeting with Russian nationals at Trump Tower, New York, after outreach from an intermediary informed Trump, Jr., that the Russians had derogatory information on Clinton that was “part of Russia and its government’s support for Mr. Trump.”[6] •Beginning in June 2016, a Trump associate “forecast to senior [Trump] Campaign officials that WikiLeaks would release information damaging to candidate Clinton.”[7] A section of the Report that remains heavily redacted suggests that Roger Stone was this associate and that he had significant contacts with the campaign about Wikileaks.[8] •The Report described multiple occasions where Trump associates lied to investigators about Trump associate contacts with Russia. Trump associates George Papadopoulos, Rick Gates, Michael Flynn, and Michael Cohen all admitted that they made false statements to federal investigators or to Congress about their contacts. In addition, Roger Stone faces trial this fall for obstruction of justice, five counts of making false statements, and one count of witness tampering. •The Report contains no evidence that any Trump campaign official reported their contacts with Russia or WikiLeaks to U.S. law enforcement authorities during the campaign or presidential transition, despite public reports on Russian hacking starting in June 2016 and candidate Trump’s August 2016 intelligence briefing warning him that Russia was seeking to interfere in the election. •The Report raised questions about why Trump associates and then-candidate Trump repeatedly asserted Trump had no connections to Russia.[9]

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Sweet Nector
Sweet Nector@sweet_nector1·
People keep guessing, but no one gets it right. Do you know what this is?
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The Halfway Post
The Halfway Post@HalfwayPost·
BREAKING: An extremely MAGA televangelist from Mississippi who claimed that God was using Donald Trump to start the Iran War so that the Biblical Apocalypse could begin and Rapture up all the Christians just got arrested for running a meth lab in the basement of his church.
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Mr PitBull
Mr PitBull@MrPitbull07·
May 16, 1963. Gordon Cooper was orbiting Earth alone inside a capsule barely big enough to turn around in, moving at 17,500 miles per hour. He had been up there for over a day. Then the warnings started. First a faulty sensor screaming that the ship was falling — it wasn't. He switched it off. Then something far worse: a short circuit knocked out the entire automated guidance system. The one that kept the capsule steady. The one that was supposed to bring him home. Without it, reentry was nearly impossible. Too shallow an angle and the capsule would bounce off the atmosphere back into space. Too steep and it would incinerate. The margin for error was razor thin — and every computer that was supposed to hit that margin was dead. Down on the ground, NASA engineers watched the telemetry in silence. They could see everything going wrong. They could fix nothing. Cooper didn't panic. He uncapped a grease pencil and drew lines directly on the inside of his window to track the horizon. He looked up at the stars he had spent months memorizing and used their positions to orient the ship by eye. Then he set his wristwatch. Because when you have no computers left, you become the computer. At exactly the right moment — calculated in his head, confirmed by the stars outside — he fired the retrorockets. The capsule shook. The sky turned to fire. For several minutes, no one on Earth could reach him as plasma swallowed the ship whole. Then the parachutes opened. Faith 7 hit the water just four miles from the recovery ship — the single most accurate splashdown in the entire Mercury program. The man with a wristwatch and a few pencil marks on a window had outperformed every automated system NASA had. We talk a lot about technology saving us. And it often does. But Cooper's story is a quiet reminder that behind every machine, there still has to be a human being who can look out the window, think clearly under pressure, and decide what to do next. The final backup was never the software. It was him.
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Ron wright
Ron wright@ronsterd89·
What kind of car is this?
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