normie

Most trading apps secretly hope normies never show up. Too messy. Too confusing. Too many buttons. We built normie for the opposite. Memes. Perps. Predictions. If your mom can’t open a trade, the app failed.

@Polymarket oh shit, literally

BREAKING: The only toilet on Artemis II is currently malfunctioning.

normies just got to the moon on Artemis

@BitcoinToSaveUs @tradexyz

@trynormie @tradexyz Why is that? Legit question

Cross margin will be enabled for S&P 500 today at 12pm EST.

@williamlegate @Frosen you're just getting bank for the airdrop, right? right?

@Frosen this screenshot is not real… none of the numbers even add up correctly

BREAKING: New fees on Polymarket appear to be as high as 94.8%

crypto twitter check in how are we feelin

@Polymarket unemployment it is

JUST IN: Jack Dorsey says middle management jobs are at a high risk of being replaced by AI.

@elonmusk wojaks unite

Stand By Me

@krakenfx feed the normies

Don't feed the whales.

@zerohedge pray for our bags

Either Iran's president was misquoted or Pezeshkian and IRGC have completely different messages

@discord someone is an early bird

tomorrow

@shahh 2018 sequel loading

Bitcoin and Ethereum are closing Q1 with the WORST returns since 2018 👀

@moonshot same bag, less cope

Life since I started calling myself a "high-risk investor" instead of a "memecoin trader"

@unusual_whales dude been doing some kegels

Trump says won't be in Iran much longer.

@JPATrades dyor

Can’t believe Ackman told us to buy yesterday and was telling the truth

@elonmusk internet explorer lore

Teslas are in tunnels under Vegas transporting millions of people

@jessepollak @base

2026 is going to be a big year for @base

@KillaXBT quantum fud at -50% is tradition

Looks like the FUD this cycle is quantum computing fears. I must admit... they are getting more creative each cycle. Once again, it’s always convenient how this “news” shows up right when $BTC is -50%. They might fool 90%, but they do not fool me. Hindsight, its obvious.

@pheromones_sol quantum tek is exit liquidity

sell all ur btc and pivot the hype asap. quantum tek cant kill hyperliquid.

@FabianoSolana free liquidity, paid by users

game is game but phantom makes close to $1M every week from in-wallet swaps 80-90% is routed through Jupiter means phantom makes $800K/month by using free Jupiter API and add some fees I know Jupiter gets volume, market share, etc. but is there any other benefit for them?

@KalshiTrade ibkrs finally found crypto in europe

JUST IN: Interactive Brokers launches crypto trading in Europe