zachlowrie

Was Spirit Airlines the Waffle House at 2am of the sky?

@CSUNSHINE People wanted Trump. It’s kinda the way we’ve got it set up…if you don’t make money, you die.

Spirit Airlines only needed $500 million to survive. We’ve already spent $25 billion on the Iran War. Which one directly improves American lives more? A low-cost carrier staying in the market or another war in the Middle East?

@All_Things_Mavs One time to Mexico. No problems at all. It is what it is…budget airline. The experience was fine.

Did you ever fly Spirit Airlines before it got shut down?? And was it really that bad?

Atlético Madrid, PSG and Bayern Munich have all three benched their entire starting XI today. Only Arsenal will have to play their strongest XI today then play against a well rested Atletico Madrid on Tuesday.

Should Falling Down have a remake and who would have star in it?

@1ssve Because if they they sit there for 5 minutes they are going to start doing something else

Why do people join Teams meetings early???

@NotJackKemp Does this mean your X account is back on?

If you live in GCISD, you probably don't need to hear this, but i'm here to beat you down anyways. If you haven't, please consider voting today for Matthew White, Darrell Brown, and Lindsey Sheguit. Polls open until 7p.

West Ham looks like they are trying to be relegated

@NoMoreMisteaks Hillary would’ve won had she promised this during her presidency.

so I’m gonna have to make my way to a DQ this weekend

@timecaptales Little did he know that it was Walker who revealed he had aids.

During a 'Forrest Gump' screen test, Tom Hanks noticed Haley Joel Osment getting nervous after forgetting a line, so Hanks pretended to forget his too - just to make the young actor feel more comfortable

@Raidger4 You’re more of a ziploc bag storage person?

@zachlowrie Many times, but don’t store it in jars.

I’m on a train, ask me anything

@NoMoreMisteaks @gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham @junior_miller All the bro-games (ping pong, knockout) He essentially writes the material for them.

@gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham @junior_miller P1 for over 30 years. Still seems odd that we don’t have a Fake Schotty character. The code switching, talking about his dad, asking himself questions, surely there’s something there. No? Koko sad.

@NoMoreMisteaks Yeah, I couldn’t either. Was he more Donnie’s recruit? I can’t remember the story.

@zachlowrie I don’t recall him ever showing up on DZ but I could be forgetting a visit.

Few people get to enjoy dual citizenship on both The Ticket and The Dumb Zone. Tim Cowlishaw and Dominic Robinson might be the entire list.

I'd rather drink the water from a tin of tuna than be asked to share a fun fact about myself as an icebreaker during a team building activity at work.

No, your employees don’t want to go to an escape room Just go to a bar and open a tab

@mike_burgan I’d add: Crap on your own doorstep

Today’s to do list: 1. Bite off more than I can chew 2. Build Rome in one day 3. Poke a bear with a stick 4. Beat a dead horse 5. Skate on thin ice

@GeorgeDunham Toilet Soul is my new band name

Thank you Sarah! You did such a great job on the article and showed the logical side to the story