Jimmy “3 DUIs” Tzu

Got something new for the apartment #LANK

Need a girl that’s down to fuck me on ketamine

@buschlitebaddie I am retarded. Was looking for the orange

@00JimmyT C

just my onion

@bigsgdubb Reinforced steel girders in the dress to hold those things up

What a rack!! #GradPresent #ThankYouWhore

@Jerry4Gambling Great find Keyser

Awesome shirt I saw this morning #expand

@18forMVP @vitocatcher Thought this was a foid burner for a second

@vitocatcher Sorry but could’ve told me these are a chick’s legs with those socks and I would believe you

Day 1 of getting rid of middle school xc runner legs😹😹

@FairwayFelon @JTburnerman Upon further inspection it’s red white and blue. Bomb pop pill

@JTburnerman The lone blue one looks fun

Cart barn find of the day: unlabeled pill bottle. 100 likes in an hour and I’ll try em

@BonerHannah Research

Dude next to me has been watching an aerial view of two rats in a container for the past 7 hours. Not sure what he’s up to #noticing #watdatmean..

@BurnerTJustice Would love for someone to leak what this guy is selling

Onboarding rush is crazy

@jaydogreddy Nike elite socks

All these thick booty bitches walking around got a nigga pumpin

@TigersWoodjwg Living this shit day by day Tiger

@00JimmyT What a life

Freshman year I took acid to hypnotize myself into falling in love with my girlfriend and she broke up with me 2 weeks later

@KyleTwoTap Kyle I’m choosing to believe you are 6’2

@00JimmyT I choose to believe we all look like our pfps. Not that I am much different irl.

I like to believe all my followers are beautiful irl. Y’all just go around mogging.

@TigersWoodjwg Not a fan Tiger. I love the freedom to mix and match, even take off the quarter zip. Just feels like a gimmick. If you get one and love it let us know.

What do we think about this? Quarter zip with built in polo but it’s a single layer. That’s an #expand from me

@TheRealMuggsy_ Ungrateful ass nigga!!!

God forbid I try to help you out man

We need to immediately deport all illegal immigrants and replace them with a million Swedish women

@BathroomTakez Ryan, wth all the fire shooting out of my asshole I had to make sure I wasn’t preparing for liftoff

@00JimmyT Them toes are GRIPPIN damn

Kill. Me.

“And for Murr’s punishment tonight he has to wear a spurs jersey in downtown New York”

@74DonPrine No greater throne

@00JimmyT I’ve definitely shat there before lol