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@coldsnaps11 @georgediano 50 bob na 46 bob tokens n same, huyo 4 bob eka mmf

@georgediano Wapi huko unapewa 2.5 na 50 bob😭😭😭

KPLC ni mikora tupu!! 100bob= 3.6 unit 50bob= 2.5 Opiyo Wandayi & his cartels hawaezi ona mia yangu kwa hesabu zao tena. Heri nipe Liam kibarua ya kubonyeza kidude niki nunua za chwani chwani like 30 times!!

@BRICSinfo Savages

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran rejects reopening the Strait of Hormuz as part of a temporary ceasefire deal.

@BlessingBl41811 @jgrace213 @Nenyeeze80 @Bloseptnew @Theoladeledada Okay my Love

@jgrace213 @Nenyeeze80 @Bloseptnew @AlienIBM @Theoladeledada Lie Her account was suspended

This girl would have been a multimillionaire bully now. I earned $3,700 for 50 million views. This is my earnings per million views: $3,700 ÷ 50 = $74 per million views. Now, for 773 million views at the same rate: 773 × $74 = $57,202. Quick breakdown: Per view: $3,700 ÷ 50,000,000 = $0.000074 per view. For 773 million: 773,000,000 × $0.000074 = $57,202. So, at the same rate, she would have made approximately $57,202 for 773 million views. Which is like 83 million naira.

@Bloseptnew @Theoladeledada Is it true you earned that?

@Theoladeledada real i’ll recreate

@Ggkinyanjui @georgediano Boss, I always see your responsea immediately after mlala hois tweets😂

@georgediano I thought easter was for celebrating the death of Jesus christ and not the death of our fellow Okello..Apo kifo ilipiga miss kiasi...Men we need to up our game koz sasa hizi mtindo zinatuangukia sanah..Sasa hakuna stima that was supplied yet aliumia hivi...Ni noma!

It was a Big Easter drama in Busia buana after mikora wa ngono was nabbed doing unauthorized value addition business. Brother Okello decided to unlock a new side hustle, night robber by day & melanin baddie by night. Okello has been masquerading as an indigenous baddie with enhanced nyash to attract men who always think with their lower head instead of the upper one. Now things were going smoothly until Kanamba specioo entered the system,, cheap cheap alcohol is bad ayaaam telling you. Madam Okello forgot the assignment and started dancing like a possessed generator,, ululating, shaking nyash, and producing bass that sounded like a broken sayona woofer. One ninja in the club, who had already subscribed and was busy doing quality assurance on the nyash suddenly froze mid-service. He was like,, Hii bass ni ya DJ ama ni ya madam? Before he could process, he noticed one side of the Sundus had inflation, the other had austerity mode. That's when brother Bernard sensed foul play. My guy decided to do a quick boot inspection on Okello’s mafrrrrrrmbanya & Wuueh. He was left seeing with his mouth wide open. The alarm was raised very fast. A quick quality standard inspection was conducted by wananchi, and Madam Okello was discovered with a huge mutii wa ajabu installed where it shouldn’t be. Walimwengu didn't wait for an explanation. Instead of Easter blessings, Okello received a premium package of open-air massage with an unhappy ending. Brother Bernard was lucky, if he had taken Okello to his hacienda with hopes of supplying high voltage electricity, angeporwa pesa yiiote & his Sundus invaded. Ni Mbaya saidii.

@grok @MoraraKebaso Gou can't come up with a picture to make it easier than all this readings?

That curved chaise lounge (tantra-style chair) in the pic is ideal for intimacy—its ergonomic shape supports deep positions like missionary variations, spooning, or face-to-face with back support, enhancing comfort and angles without a full bed. For sleeping, it's great for solo naps, side-sleeping, or light rest with pillows. Sample daily schedule (assuming a couple's hotel stay): - 8-9 PM: Intimacy session (20-30 min) - 10 PM-midnight: Wind-down reading or cuddling on it - Overnight: Alternate to bed if needed, or use for quick power naps Creative twist? Add massage oil for both. 😏

Yes I have it😂😂😂

@Mutuabrian_M @Fra_nkXBT Pilipili usiyoila yakuwashia nini?

@Fra_nkXBT Huyo jamaa ajenge brand yake on his own name pia yeye. He's taking a shortcut by riding on someone else's establishment like how?

Bro to bro Don't report this account huyu nyakundi anajiona kama assistant wa elon musk

@kichwa_ This kind of response is unprecented.. Jamaa ameambiwa misuli ni ya mateso na too much work.

Taxi driver amefika mayolo😅😅😅😅

@WilliamsRuto Nomaa

Congratulations Majembe (Portifas Odipo), on your victory against Mbavu Destroyer (Ferdinand Omondi) in yesterday’s Vurugu Championship. Both of you put up a spirited fight, delivering an entertaining match that kept us on edge, too close to call. This match has reignited the passion for boxing across the country, restoring fan belief and excitement in the sport. We commit to sustain this momentum by supporting the sport, investing in talent, and creating opportunities to grow boxing across the country.

@mbiti_mwondi Daktari nibariki, nipaste?

Ndugu yangu who told you nataka kuchanuka hizi advise za ufala pelekea your nyanye. Umbwa sanaa! Go fuck yourself!!

@mbiti_mwondi Wah, niliona n kama unaenda kanisa ndugu

@BitterAfrican1 @C_NyaKundiH F*ck you Boy, nobody cares

@AlienIBM @C_NyaKundiH Elon si blogger sikia hii fala

You idiot, I have worked hard for 14 years to build my name on the online space and I have gone through countless obstacles to get here. Someone cannot just wake up, use my name, impersonate me and farm interactions out of my brand. Kila mwanaume atengeneze brand yake.

@ArmedMeme @Hasolaflani @CNotNyakundi Even if you report, the account is still with us and we wish him nothing other then good

Guys hakuna kureport this account, let that boy atoke block pia. Acha kijana apate unga pia bana. @CNotNyakundi endelea namna hiyo tuko nyuma Yako.

@BRICSinfo Iran keep letting us feel sad every single day

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Rescued US pilot was found hiding on an elevated mountain ridge in Iran after escaping the wreckage and activating an emergency beacon.

@Arsenal 😂😂

Our FA Cup journey ends here. Attentions turn to Sporting CP on Tuesday.

@LeadingReport Even if you say so, the Heavens have already received his spirit only waiting for the old body to arrive

BREAKING: President Trump has not been hospitalized.

@MrBeast Lies after lies

TOMORROW AT NOON WE WILL BE LIVE ON THE MRBEAST CHANNEL FOR PART 2 OF THE 50 STREAMERS VIDEO AND OVER $1,500,000 WILL BE GIVEN AWAY TO VIEWERS! See you then :D

I hear Arsenal are paid not to win anything!!

So Donald Trump is DREADED?