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@chickengirl225 @VeinRichard I love chickens too!

@VeinRichard Easy

when you get to the gates of heaven god will ask you "which beast of my creation did you consider the loveliest?"

@CoyoteUnclean There’s nothing more boring than responding to a bomb threat or a hostage situation. Hours and hours of waiting.

Anybody who has sat on an IED for four(+) hours waiting for EOD to respond watches this and just nods...

@ZherkaOfficial @madmcferrin Gay and a liar.

@madmcferrin I fuck thousands of women but do not enjoy kissing. Are you gonna say I am gay too? The propaganda is just pathetic

That is not the kissing of a man who enjoys kissing women.

@madmcferrin You can’t convince me he isn’t grossed out at the thought of touching a woman.

@blacknredtext It isn’t and I hope my kids live with me until they save enough to be FIRE.

@filetandrelase1 @MensHumor I’ve seen that movie too.

@MensHumor We were in the Bahamas moored off some nowhere reef, my ex was swimming next to the boat in 20 feet of water and started screaming "Shark!". Without hesitation I grabbed a sling spear and dove in, no mask, between her and said shark. This is what we mean.

Yea, BRENDA!

@GoldN64 People will never learn to shut the fuck up about how people look.

Y'all really out here clowning this man's appearance and obviously ain't learn a damned thing from Chadwick's situation

@midaqih Lmao. It’s not genetics.

Larry Wheels tried to EXPOSE a so-called FAKE NATTY, but got a reality check after seeing his ABS 🤯💪 “Look at how big it is on your bicep, this is natural to you?” “Let’s be honest, that’s just genetics.” “Being this vascular, let me see the abs?”

@RealPostFolder As a realist this is true for me. When I do an act of kindness the only thing I expect to happen is the recipients life is in some way better.

@dragfilthhorror @xxc_nt You’re cleaning peoples homes and not wearing gloves and mask? No frequent hand washing? That’s kinda gross.

@xxc_nt because i got sick and didn’t wanna go back? okay girl

how to get your ass fired as a client

@schiz04renic 2 lines

You’re offered 15M to do a line of coke, wyd???

@sofija316 @ReedEbbinghaus @dharma_llama @oscillate23 This is how people who believe in sky daddy talk to each other. No wonder the influence and respect of Christianity is deteriorating. It’s pedophiles and assholes through and through.

@ReedEbbinghaus @dharma_llama @oscillate23 You are technically a Protestant if you are heterodox lol. You can ask all the questions you want. But you won’t want to learn anything. You’ll keep debating and going in circles. All the same thing all the time. No point

"Judas Hanging Himself and his Soul Taken to Hell by a Demon" by Giovanni Canavesio (before 1450 – 1500)

@bluejeansqt @glitchsun_ @Ravenismeee What goes up must come down. That is a basic law of the universe.

@glitchsun_ @Ravenismeee You can only hit rock bottom once…that’s why they call it rock bottom.

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now

@hebikun99 The portion you cooked is incredibly lean and will almost never come out juicy.

9時間オーブンで焼いたブリスケット 肉はすごく柔らかいが、アメリカニキみたいに切ったら肉汁が溢れる状況には程遠い まず肉が小さすぎ、薄すぎなんだろうとは思う

@DearS_o_n Lmao no. I only had contact with him for about a week when I turned 18. I’m good.

Be brutally honest. In your next life, would you want your dad to be your dad again?

@Luv_Xcuses Karate Kid.

I need a movie where the villain actually won

People who don't drink and smoke, how do you manage stress?

Using only a gif, what is it like inside your brain?

@ick_real Sydney Sweeney

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James bond. Go!

@Lo_Mauro Recording is for people with talent. Something you don’t know anything about. Burning is literally what the software called the process. It was right there on the monitor.