James Brown Singing Living In America In Rocky IV

Give me a Sheva Alomar/Ingrid Hunnigan Team Office Skirt Baddies Resident Evil game please.

@ChronoKatie Grace Ashcroft.

Freakin dork

@Ravenismeee Two lines of coke.

You’re offered 15M to do a line of coke, wyd???

@HazelAppleyard "Plate night indulgences".

This is worse than cheating

@atlanticesque What music are you listening to with bridges that suck? Classical?

Guy about to invent the concept of a musical bridge: “Ok now we gotta make part of the song suck for no reason”

@Gabby_Abby23 It very much did. LEFT STICK IS NOT FOR AIMING AND CAMERA. RIGHT STICK IS.

hot take: it never needed a remake

@queerredfield The Steam releases have 20% more sass.

og capcom with the ‘sassy hand on hip’ pose

@HeidiBriones @MadelaineLucyH HULK SMASH

@MadelaineLucyH It's easier to be freakishly strong with you're a bit overweight actually.

The “I just care about health” crowd really makes me laugh. The fittest woman I’ve ever met leads mountaineering groups, has climbed Everest, hikes across deserts and runs marathons. Shes also a good 30lb heavier than me. Don’t confuse aesthetics with health. It’s not as neat as it looks.

@notcee_fan Talking money wallet!

As a child of god what's your next move?

@harbizard Whatever garners the biggest and most explosions.

if you had powers, would you be a hero or a villain?

@NobodyIsOurGuy That's why he gave her all of Jill and Claire's interesting content and turned them merely into cardboard cutouts of characters.

Paul Anderson's Resident Evil movies are just him flexing the Slavic queen he bagged.

@CrevettaVT By the power of Grayskull!

If I had a dick, I’d stick it in that.

@wesleytypes @RE_Games @CapcomUSA_ Get a haircut, hippy!

S-tier character redesign:

Some pop star needs to make a song about how baddies are left-handed and use a bunch of Sheva Alomar footage for the video.

@melokirstein Yeah, Sheva is best RE girl, and they need to do right by her. Make her unapologetically Black.

I hope they let Sheva have darker skin in the remake, because I just saw this on my tl and it pmo. Why is she the same colour as Chris, Jill, Rebecca and Leon (all white!) when she is from Africa?? I get that she’s kinda ‘light skin’, but it should not be THAT light??

@justalexoki Lies. I have partaken of the forbidden fruit and swine wheat disc. It is hot garbage.

pineapple on pizza is really funny because literally everyone who's actually tried it likes it, proving the rest are just cattle attaching to whatever the herd told them to believe

@xaedaile @eefanwinters Thank you. I like to think I have my moments.

@BioMechGinger @eefanwinters This is genuinely brilliant

Victor Gideon makes me appreciative for Karl Heisenberg. Jesus

I STG these clippers make it sound like they're carving new tombstones for every single hair that ever resided on that patch of my head, only to return results like these.

Maria Gomez has that whole "Choke me, mommy" thing going on. Capcom knows their types.

@RedBoulderPunch I always look back fondly on that as the lead-in to the Bombastic Bag-Man era.

When you look back on the Clone Saga, bro no wonder they brought Norman Osborn back to life by the end of it, they had literally no other villains left anymore by that point