Red From Boulder Punch

I love New Hero Day

Post-Crisis James Gunn looks like Jamie Lee Curtis

KATEEEEEE

Carol and the chud stuck in her mind

He’s actually so real there’s a point in your life where you’re arguing with somebody over a stupid comic fact before you have five real seconds of clarity finally hitting you that this is the dumbest shit ever

A little bit of Rogue really does make a difference! Captain Carol Danvers

Hating on something but having to defend it because the haters are hating on it WRONG

@GregChudley I think Bendis just forgot. There’s a later part where he says “Want” but it’s spelled “Vant” like he’s saying it with a Russian accent lmao

@RedBoulderPunch why did he stop being australian in this one

God if the Ultimates were always this fun I think people would have looked back a lot more fondly on the old Ultimate Universe

why did fred durst do this

@RedBoulderPunch I grew up with this and JMS Aunt May so imagine my disappointed when I read every other Spider-Man comic ever

God I love Insomniac Norman a lot. I can’t wait to see how he can become an even worse father than he already is in the next game

imagine being a samurai and god's dark side sends you to an industrial hell world with 8 foot tall lizard men and alien babes throwing ass behind glass. any lesser man than jack would have gone full floating world

@levidu99 It’s been probably over a decade since I last read it but I remember thinking it was Fine at Worst. Might give it a shot at some point or another

@RedBoulderPunch Gotta be honest I still love Ultimates 1

Status changed from doomed yaoi back to toxic yaoi

I really transported myself back to 2005 for a minute there cuz I had Ben 10 on in the background while reading USM tonight lmao

I simply have to retweet this. Only man that gives Jonah a run for his money.

@HeyGuysItSpidey Avengers Secret Wars (2027)

“My boy’s name is Peter”

I love Otto he’s such a fuckin asshole(also yeah this is definitely foreshadowing for his magnetism powers, or at least it is retroactively lmao)

Except for Sandman. He’s just kinda Here and I don’t really remember him showing up again after this lmao

Ultimate Six does highlight the key weakness of USM, that being outside of Norman, Otto, and Kingpin, the villains don’t really have a whole lot going on That being said I think the personalities are just strong enough and the banter just fun enough to make it work