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@thesovereignlad @anyaparampil I mean, I get what you mean. But I think to suggest that Jesus Christ can actually lose to Genghis Khan, in any capacity, in any context, is a pretty big fuck-you to all Christians.

@anyaparampil As much as I despise Israel, that's not the context of what he said. He clearly meant: If THEY are strong enough, evil will overcome good.

We finally have the Israeli mentality distilled to a single line:

@PatrioticSF @boneGPT Also not a good idea for Super Micro to put their name on the big box of contrabands. Many stupid decisions were made.

@boneGPT Well literally unboxing it out of a super micro box wasn’t the best idea, now was it?

The video that got the Supermicro cofounder arrested

@FemApologetics @AzPetrich Makes sense, the pregnant woman should just endure a few more months with her abusive husband, it reduces workload for the court, after all.

@AzPetrich Women can file, it’s just not finalized until after the birth. For the reasons below. (The law is changing)

Did you know that Islamic law prevents pregnant women from divorcing their husband's??? Oh, wait. My bad. I meant Missouri. Missouri law. Typo. It happens.

@thearnabsarkar @Acyn The difference is that Iran clearly actually needs the defense budget.

@Acyn Isn’t the US doing the same ? The radical ideology here is Neo-conservatism and Israel worship.

Hegseth: Iran is an energy rich country. instead, like so many other places, driven by a radical ideology, instead of investing in their people… they invested in missiles, and they invested in launchers and UAVS.

@DarioCpx There was a time when I thought, man, I wish I was an adult in 2008, could’ve bought a house on the cheap. Monkey’s Paw wants you to know China bailed us out in 2008, and we’ve spent every year after progressively pissing them off more and more.

Are you ready for a 2008 on steroids? Because, like it or not, this is what’s inevitably coming sooner or later

@InsiderWire Do you think he sunk that unarmed ship because he foresaw that was the only victory he could claim in this war?

#BREAKING: Pete Hegseth says “we’ve decided to share the ocean with Iran, we gave them the bottom half.”

@MorePerfectUS I get why ppl are pissed. But as someone who worked retail , just wanted to say: changing price tags CONSTANTLY is a huge amount of labor, holy shit. The price was always fluid, you just didn’t realize it. Saved labor costs = cheaper prices? Maybe not, but maybe.

Walmart is rolling out digital price tags at all of its stores. At the same time, the corporate giant just secured a patent for "dynamically and automatically updating item prices.” Plus another patent for using machine learning to predict demand and recommend prices.

@BladeoftheS Nintendo has way more in common with other video game consoles than that 2nd set of comparisons.

@jabhaikamkar @zoomafrika1 The 2nd one isn’t any better than the 1st one, by the way.

The comparison to Hitler is understandable in terms of scale and horror, but the contexts differ. Hitler’s regime deliberately set out to exterminate entire groups (the Holocaust killed ~6 million Jews systematically, plus millions more in other genocides and war), with extensive documentation, photos, survivor testimonies, and the Nuremberg Trials that kept it in global memory. Leopold’s regime was extractive and profit-driven colonial exploitation that caused mass death through greed, neglect, and terror—not a stated ideological extermination campaign. It also happened decades earlier (pre-WWI), with less immediate global media coverage, and Belgium worked to downplay or reframe it after taking over the colony.

Leopold of Belgium ruled Congo as his private property for 23 years. He cut off the limbs of Congolese who did not meet their daily quota on the plantation. At the end of his rule, he had killed 15million Congolese people. But we are taught only about Hitler. 😭😭

@Megatron_ron “Women are too emotional to be the president”.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷🇮🇱 Israeli Haaretz reports that Trump has decided to go to the end in his war with the regime in Iran until it falls He no longer listens to the advice of his advisors, and difficult days are coming for the world.

@JoeskeeBroskee @thatdayin1992 Trying to get it open? When was it closed and what event immediately preceded it?

@thatdayin1992 I think it's really funny how the words get twisted. He never begged anybody. He is simply asking for assistance to make it happen quicker. The US doesn't get our oil from Iran. We are trying to get it open for the world who does..

Americans realizing "the greatest country in the world" with "the greatest military in the world" can't even send 1 ship through the Strait of Hormuz and has to beg China for help

@nightlycaelus So they’re a support that deals a lot of damage? This kit isn’t really better than Remembrance MC. But since we’ll probably need Elation effects throughout this patch, I guess this will be MC’s fit this year.

MAN WHAT THE HELL 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@NekoMichiUBC I'm gonna be honest, Starfield does look better. Guess the old Bethesda engine benefits from it.

In Chinese we have an idiom 画蛇添足 (adding legs to a painting of a snake) which refers to when someone adds unnecessary embellishments to a piece of work that deviate from the original intent, thus ruining it in the process.

@WhaleFUD What kind of a deranged narcissist would kill 200 schoolgirls and destroy global economy to bump approval ratings in his 2nd term?

JUST IN: Jared Kushner told Trump that if he launched a war with Iran, his approval ratings would surge the way George W. Bush’s did after the September 11 attacks.

@AdamJSchwarz @GavinNewsom I feel like this is the first time in my life where everyone knows who the next president is going to be, 2 years before anyone even starts campaigning.

Trump: "The President of the United States Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities." Yes, he actually called @GavinNewsom the "President of the United States" while trying to insult his cognition.

@sov_btc @The_Real_Fly "Less paperwork" at a time when AI can easily do all the office chores is quite a stretch.

@The_Real_Fly Trump's been mentioning this before. Half-annual reporting means less paperwork and overhead.

What the fuck is going on?

@ReddCinema Pretty sure his guests paid way more than $9.21 over his 70+ hr shift. Find out where that money went.

This bartender worked 70+ hours and got a $9.21 paycheck. ‘This is why you tip.’

@SpencerHakimian Not gonna lie the only thing I’ll remember about him is he was a short dude who needed a dozen guards to go use the toilet at Target.

🚨BREAKING: GREG BOVINO TO RETIRE AFTER HIS POPULARITY COLLAPSED

@gregalmonte_ @disclosetv “It’s gonna be different than it ever was” So he’s always been bad at English. It’s not dementia taking his faculties away, he never had it.

@disclosetv He actually said “How could a 767 jet go through steel”

NOW - Trump says he predicted Iran would weaponize the Strait of Hormuz, adding, "I predicted all of it. I predicted Osama bin Laden would knock out the World Trade Center. I made that prediction a year before he did it."

@0xMerp The market isn't doing this. You know the 1% own 99% of the wealth, they can make the market go any direction they want. The news headline is the cover-up for this manipulation, it's not the cause.

blows my mind that the market is eating up trumps bullshit