Owerri SlimDaddy

@Bigwavee00 Nobody been tell me ooo💔 I just dey regret alot of things now🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Bro to bro: e go reach point where you go feel like selling everything just to survive or reset life… but no do am o. That one na just stage 20. Many more levels still dey ahead of you ☹️🏃‍♂️ Hold on small.

@Bigwavee00 Owerri... O' town😌

₦500,000 monthly salary. You can live in any city in Nigeria except Abuja and Lagos. Which city would you choose.🫵👀

@Prestigious_Gt Documentary movie coming up 🍿🎥😌

Wetin concern Netflix with Messi?

@zamaniii00 The question is not "what can you do", its meant to be a statement, "nothing you fit do" 🥲💀

What will you do in this situation?

@sabellaxgg @Alextrille He is who he says he is😌❤

@Alextrille 🐐❤️

Lionel Messi now the highest goal scorer in World Cup history.

@NYKJasper Na people like una be our problem😒🤦‍♂️

Sometimes she doesn’t want your “Good morning” or “How was your night?” text. Just ask for her account number.

@Drbensings You were saying?? 😂😂😂😂 My idolo🐐 no go score ke? Dance for me jhoor😂😂 💪😌

MESSI can not score against a top European team in this World Cup The truth is Messi is a liability for Argentina 🇦🇷

@39billion Idolo🐐 no go score ke? Dance for me jhoor😂😂💪😌

Messi is now the World Cup highest goal scorer of all time.

@Prestigious_Gt Idolo🐐 no go score ke? Dance for me jhoor😂😂💪😌

They are not passing to Messi Why? 😠

@postoyen @ArcSadam Broooooo😂😂😂😂😂💔 I had just commented on the post before seeing this comment She has held the book of the damned😭😩

@ArcSadam Make she no sha cause incursion..... The Eye of Agamotto.

Nawa oo🤔 If you live around Ikorodu, Lagos, please take note of the woman in this picture. Many residents believe there is something unusual about her because of her striking features, especially her oddly shaped ears and feline-like eyes. According to local accounts, every June since 2021, a few days before the Oró Festival, this mysterious woman has been seen wandering through different parts of Ikorodu with a child strapped to her back, always wearing the same outfit. She has reportedly been sighted in Odoguyan, Imota, Irawo, Ebute, Idera, Bayeku, and several other communities, often on the same day and around the same time. No one seems to know who she is, where she comes from, or what her mission is. The most unsettling part? She never speaks. She simply appears, walks through the area, and vanishes without a trace. Residents of Gberigbe claim that local vigilantes encountered her late one night while she was walking along a deserted road. They said that when a flashlight was pointed directly at her face, what appeared to be a third eye suddenly became visible on her forehead. Witnesses further alleged that the child on her back seemed abnormal, describing strange movements and sounds that left them terrified. The woman reportedly showed no fear. Instead, she calmly walked toward the vigilantes, causing them to flee in panic. When they later returned with reinforcements, she had disappeared. An old local tale even speaks of a mysterious woman with similar features who was allegedly seen decades ago before a major national crisis. Whether fact, folklore, or mere coincidence, stories about her continue to spread across Ikorodu and neighboring communities. Have you ever encountered a mysterious figure like this during the night? Whatever the truth may be, the story remains one of the most chilling urban legends circulating in Ikorodu today 📰📰

@ArcSadam This woman has held the darkhold 😂😂

@Odumodublvck_ Thank you for your dedication, resilience, and unconditional love. Happy Father's Day❤️ to all the amazing fathers. Your sacrifices are appreciated, your efforts are valued, and your presence makes a difference every day.

@Odumodublvck_ The values you instill, the support you give, and the example you set shape generations and leave a legacy that lasts far beyond today. May you be blessed with good health, wisdom, peace, and the joy of seeing the fruits of your labor.

TODAY NA FATHERS DAY LET ME TALK TO MY DAUGHTERS 😂😭

@Miss_Oluremi Just to add to what @TheOnlyKemi said, most times we forget that just as we take care of others, we also need to remember to take care of ourselves. Someone once said "Do your best but don't allow your best kill you", because life goes on even after we die of responsibilities.

Woke up this morning with 100k in my account. I was craving to go to my favourite cafe and give myself a treat. Which might cost me at least 30k. Then I remembered I want to collect my sch transcript and lang proficiency, which would cost about 50k. I wanted to buy one unique chair for my space, 45k. I opened WhatsApp and saw a message from Lil Sis reminding me of her allowance and contribution towards her project. Another 50k. I sent lil sis her 50k. Bought data 20k. Renewed 𝕏 sub. And I'm left with 24k to manage, I can't leave my acct entirely empty. I called lil sis this afternoon to gist. She was eating, I asked what she was eating, and she said shawarma and parfait. That's 15k! I asked where she got the money from. And she answered that it's from the money I sent her in the morning. I was about to say something, and she said, "I can't come and kill myself." Ngl, I don't know how to feel. I'm not angry. But I feel sorry for myself.

@SenatorEnrii Part 2 ke? When part 1 wan scatter brain, you want to release another? 😂😂😂stop am if na joke ooo

@Captain9ice Part 2 is dropping soon.

I demanded a DNA test on my newborn son because he looked nothing like me. Right there in the hospital room, in front of my wife and both our families, I said: “I’m not raising another man’s kid.” The doctor opened the results, paused, and looked straight at us: “Sir… the DNA shows neither you nor your wife are the biological parents.” The entire room went dead silent.

@_BigJord 😂😂😂😂😂 Them feel say na full time job

no be only bet i come this life come play, I get other things i dey use my valuable time do.

@Adikastakes E chop abi e no chop? 🤷‍♂️

Are you people mad this World Cup? How can up put $800k on USA that calls football “soccer” to beat Australia? This isn’t normal anymore.

@QueenUjunwa1 I have just two questions; 1. Where's the husband? 2. If he was present when this young child was being abused, hope he was also arrested?

You burned someone else's child with melted rubber and did him all kind of evil. And you have the guts to beg to take your own child together with you to prison, saying he is not feeling fine. You see how your own child dey sweet you? God will punish you well well for me.