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It’s a blow my nose in a tortilla kind of day

@chrissycutlets4 Layoff the booze pal

My thoughts on the 2026 Yankees: 1. lineup isn’t hitting. Judge-wake tf up 2. The lineup will figure it out 3. They will win 95+ games. WC team 4. BUT the Rays are too good and just beat teams with a thousand cuts 6. Need a new bullpen, 3b, RHH C Genuinely fuck this shit

i got Buy Polar Disorder

Do they sell glass 40oz High Lifes at Wake Forest games in Lawrence Joel or did this Eagles fan just bring one with him?

Happy “Flying Pizza” Day if you’re observing it… 19 years ago today. April 16, 2007, Marathon Day, a fan at Fenway Park chucked a slice of 🍕 at another fan. It was a custom job.

First Red Sox lineup of 2026! 1. Roman Anthony, LF 2. Trevor Story, SS 3. Jarren Duran, DH 4. Willson Contreras, 1B 5. Caleb Durbin, 3B 6. Wilyer Abreu, RF 7. Isiah Kiner-Falefa, 2B 8. Carlos Narváez, C 9. Ceddanne Rafaela, CF Garrett Crochet vs. Andrew Abbott. 4:10 FP on NESN!

And now a presentation from Payton Tolle:

@BenBilotti @tylermilliken_ @College1985Hoop So we have heard. Need eyes on tho. ASAP @College1985Hoop

@ChrissyCutlets @tylermilliken_ @College1985Hoop He’s playing in the WBC, so I think he’s going fine

The Captain is in Fort Myers.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Jacoby Ellsbury received 91% of 35,500 votes and is now officially the 45th member of the Hall of Pretty Good.

@College1985Hoop @espn This game should’ve been on the CW network. Great partners to the ACC.

The SEC bias from the announcers in the Duke’s Mayo Bowl is ridiculous @espn . Incredibly hard listen as a neutral fan. Barely any praise for Wake Forest of the ACC. Non stop praise for Mississippi State

@mzenitz @chris_hummer @CBSSportsCFB @JohnsonJarret @Les_Johns @CamLemons_ Would recommend every coach puts him on your DO NOT CONTACT list

Texas Tech QB Mitch Griffis is entering the transfer portal, a source tells me and @chris_hummer. Was a starting QB at Wake Forest before Texas Tech. Led Tech to a victory over Oklahoma State this season.

"Put some respect on that 'WF' in our state." - Jake Dickert in the tv postgame interview on what he told the team before the game That's some powerful stuff right there. Wake sure did that tonight.

Who do we think is on the cover?

@chrissycutlets4 What’s the calorie count

Jersey Mikes Order: #9 mikes way on rosemary parm, CPR (cherry pepper relish), jalapeño chips, and a cookie

@chrissycutlets4 @iJordanMoore You’re private. You can’t be a private reply guy!!!!!!!!!

@iJordanMoore You’re a sorry ass morherfucker

My last Red Sox notes from 2025: • Team over performed • Making postseason was a W • Sucks to get bounced by the Yanks • Cora is a phenomenal manager • So young, just need to develop more • Playoff experience was so crucial • Lineup has to get deeper • Lineup MUST get healthy • Need better quality starting pitching • Need a new 3B coach • Go make a big splash in free agency • Trade for another superstar? 👀 • Bregman, Story mean so much • Roman Anthony is the franchise • Crochet is everything you wanted • SO many players to build around • 2 games (just a few innings) decided this team’s fate • Im really excited for 2026 and Red Sox Nation should be too

@College1985Hoop WHAT A BUM. PIMP JOB FROM THE FRESHMAN PHENOM

Brock Wilken goes yard on Cam Schlittler

@BooneIsKing Is that good??? DORK.

FASTEST 8TH-INNING PITCH BY A STARTER IN THE POSTSEASON IN THE ENTIRE STATCAST ERA

@OptaSTATS The Red Sox are the first team in MLB postseason history with the bases loaded with nobody out in the bottom of the 9th and not let up a run and win the game.

Crochet told Cora yesterday he was only going to make one call to the pen 🤯 ☎️ "He was in the dugout with me... he's like, 'No, ONE. It's gonna be straight to Chappy.'" HIM. 🐷