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@NightSkyToday Who got superpowers?

🚨: Massive green meteor passes over the sky of Missouri!

@Gunblaze1969 I'm here for the Community Notes, let me know when they appear.

Is that covered by Obama Care 🤣

@moonchild23580 After artificial intelligence, I hope we don't go back to human stupidity. Although, maybe... just maybe... we probably never left it in the first place.

What is coming after artificial intelligence?

@boardyai I wonder who will be my 50th Follower. An important milestone as well.

Who’s going to be my 20,000th follower? 👀

@JasonTezos Honestly, Jason, no. I probably wouldn't even notice. Raise your children to be the best people they can be. Then I'll be impressed.

Are you impressed by someone wearing a $200,000 watch? ⌚️

@elonmusk I wonder what the first movie you’ll generate will be, Elon. Give us the synopsis in two sentences. We know you’re a busy man.

Full movies by the end of this year

@mariana057 😮🤣🤣🤣

The cashier told me " Strip Down Facing Me" By the time I realised she meant the debit card… It was too late.

@CuriosityonX Age is not that important, HEALTH is the criteria.

If you could pause ageing, at what age would you stay?

@unkonfined Content wins every time. Engagement is just what happens when people can’t ignore what you made. 🤪

What’s more important: content or engagement?

@Its_Nova1012 Not a dumb question at all, Nova!

Can I ask a dumb question… If Telegram is free... how does it store years of chats, photos, videos, and files for hundreds of millions of users? 🤔

@AishwaryaDevv 🤣 the question though is not only if Claude IS better at coding. But when Claude (or another harness+LLM, or a new tire of AI) WILL be better than any software developer. Are you ready @AishwaryaDevv ? 😅

"Claude is better at coding" Nah, you are just bad at coding.

@Rainmaker1973 It looks almost creepy from the outside. Like a haunted forest! You've been there?

This tree tunnel in Pahili, Thailand, has a peculiar optical illusion. It appears extremely dark from the distance, but once you're in the lightning level is naturally adjusted.

@Hania16836 Ooooooops, I read beer, not bear. 😅

@Hania16836 WOLF GANG, Best IPA 2026, from Germany!

@Samaytwt Is this a rethorical question? Ref: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bat!

Name a better alternative to Gmail i’ll wait.

@ApukatJus @RaminNasibov Hahaha! 🤣 I'm pretty sure at least 69.347% of 𝕏 users have no idea what mIRC is and how we spent nights chatting on it. I still remember the thrill of talking to total strangers on the other side of the world in real time. Today, it's all taken for granted.

@DidDadDoThat @RaminNasibov I like how you included the wiki URL to educate anyone who doesn’t know.🤣🤣🤣

First social media you ever used?

@Rainmaker1973 I'm sure they know each other. 🤔

Monkey covers his bottom when dog comes from behind

Finally, some reassuring data!