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@DogInControl

A German Shepherd guarding his farm. The dog, the myth, the legend. My job has been more difficult with the uppity farm animals taking over Twitter. #animaltwt

The Barnyard Tham gia Haziran 2024
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Dog@DogInControl·
How could any dog say no to this and still call themselves a dog?
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moose@mooseincrisis·
open the door. your dog and I just want to talk.
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Dog@DogInControl·
@treeincrisis Still a better CO2 sink then you :)
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Dog@DogInControl·
@Ambar_SIFF_MRA What's the difference between a tank and a wife? Tank is cheaper to maintain.
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Ambar@Ambar_SIFF_MRA·
That's the perfect way to answer their silly questions. What a legend!!!
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Dog@DogInControl·
@mooseincrisis Look, I like you, but I don't invite strange moose into my house.
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moose@mooseincrisis·
@DogInControl i’m gonna get you back you little traitor
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Dog@DogInControl·
@caty_xyz Let the dog drive next time
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Dog@DogInControl·
@trashincrisis @AnnaM99878890 Easily. I treed one once. I still check that tree everytime I'm outside for the rest of my life.
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Dog@DogInControl·
@chickcrisis @trashincrisis I respect you not doing that bullshit relationship/cheating drama. So unfun. Ruins things.
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soo would anyone wanna be friends on ig if i made one? just for when this fucking app inevitably stops working again🤠
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Raccoon@trashincrisis·
@Cums_well coming from someone named cumswell rats ironic
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Tree@ATree_Official·
lie down on me
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Dog@DogInControl·
@bloodiedfvngs @cinnamxchi If you girls meet, fall in love, get married, buy a HUGE farm.. Would you like a dog? I work for treats.
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Dog@DogInControl·
@treeincrisis @AuroMaris Yes, let's have a tree spread a wildfire. We certainly thought that one through. Your move, Tree.
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Tree@treeincrisis·
@DogInControl @AuroMaris This is real. Stop with the fake news doggo, or I'll burn the farm that you've bee guarding with your life.
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