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Mark Beef

@ExpertsLie

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Mainland Tham gia Temmuz 2024
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DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
A ‘MURDER, SHE WROTE’ movie will release on December 22, 2027 in theaters. Starring Jamie Lee Curtis as Jessica Fletcher.
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JackClark1927
JackClark1927@clark1927·
Not a lot of innovation on this site these days
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Mark Beef@ExpertsLie·
Our pastor sent everyone in the congregation an email today telling us he's been addicted to extremely potent Marijuana for the last few years now but he's checking himself into a rehab facility
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The Vigilant Fox 🦊
The Vigilant Fox 🦊@VigilantFox·
Elon Musk’s “baby mama” Ashley St. Clair laughs awkwardly as she recalls how “interesting” and “intoxicating” he once felt to her younger self. TIM MILLER: “He’s tweeting all night. He’s very manic. He has 13 children… What is it like to be in his orbit?” ST. CLAIR: “When I first met him, I thought he was very interesting. Especially, I was 23, 24 at the time. And guys my age are not talking about philosophy or Schopenhauer or the Greeks.” MILLER: “He’s talking about Schopenhauer?!” ST. CLAIR: “Yes, to a degree.” “So finding someone who could speak about something, and at the time, you think this individual is a part of something so much bigger than themselves, and they’re ‘fighting the good fight.’” “That’s very intoxicating to a young girl who does not have a fully developed prefrontal cortex at the time.” [laughs awkwardly] “So I think there’s been a difference in my view since I’ve developed that.” [laughs again]
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New York Post
New York Post@nypost·
'White plague' is on the rise in the US - it's deadlier than Covid and becoming antibiotic resistant trib.al/YC2OYpJ
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🌨Neighbor🌨🏂🏽
🌨Neighbor🌨🏂🏽@TastyOldHerpes·
What about a fat surfer named Lard Hamilton? -- Me, pitching ideas to Mad Magazine
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Breaking911
Breaking911@Breaking911·
Clark County, Nevada, is replacing stolen copper wiring with aluminum to deter theft, adding new stickers to warn that utility poles no longer contain copper. VIA: @FOX5Vegas
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@nbcbayarea Can't imagine why they're throwing you guys out of the Pentagon
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NBC Bay Area
NBC Bay Area@nbcbayarea·
The montage, which typically runs for about two minutes, has raised concerns among some of the president’s allies that he may not be receiving the complete picture of the war. nbcbay.com/PQ6yBPf
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user@user84829272·
Why does it cost $100 to go to chick fil a now
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Mark Beef@ExpertsLie·
@daveloach2 He uses old dinosaur blood to bring them back to life which is an affront to God
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my nerds taught them cyber is a weapon
Never seen Jurassic park but the old guy with the glasses seems like a bad guy. He probably does some really fucked up shit in the movie
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Mark Beef@ExpertsLie·
@s4m31p4n I tried some of it and I didn't think it was that strong 🤷‍♂️
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Menendez Esposito
Menendez Esposito@TheOnlyMenendez·
@MyLordBebo Nah i wouldnt call it wild, i rather call it gay as fuck, since all of these images can be related to a penis or some kind of sexual interaction.
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🕊️@rape_monster·
i met my black wife at the shape store
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