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@TiffanyFong Only after eating at Taco Bell, and that ain't pee.

do men ever sit down to pee?

@NickFondacaro Yep. She's retarded.

Sunny Hostin claims the war with Iran has cost $50 billion, then asserts that amount "is more money than this country has spent since world War II."

@SirajAHashmi Sadly, this is a picture of my in-laws, yesterday, at their house.

Taco Bell in 2006

@THR Just let the garbage die.

Season three of #TheLordoftheRings: The Rings of Power will make its debut on Prime Video later this year #THRNews

@THEBIGCREME In the U.S. hospitals with emergency departments that accept Medicare are legally prohibited from denying emergency care, regardless of a patient's insurance status or ability to pay, as mandated by the Emergency Medical Treatment and Labor Act (EMTALA)

@FakeAngelof Iv known people that have died because of the medical insurance industry. Iv had claims denied for back surgery. My experiences are drops of rain in an ocean of Americans being scammed and killed by the insurance industry.

In a new NYT interview, Hasan Piker says that many “understand” Luigi Mangione killing United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson because Thompson himself was guilty of “social murder”

@jay_kobbe She walks in and does her pick-up order from Whole Foods and claims she stole it. She is so like us normal folks.

Communists should be deported by helicopter

@nypost @amazon should ban her account.

Anti-capitalist New Yorker writer brags she stole from Whole Foods 'on several occasions' in NYT podcast trib.al/zh6jiuh

@JebraFaushay Decent men have seen her and crossed the street.

She’s looking for someone to mansplain why there are literally no good men. She has never met a decent guy.

@Osint613 Maybe the UK government needs to issue stab proof vests for all non-arabs.

Disturbing CCTV footage from a Bolton, UK cafe shows a customer sitting at breakfast stabbed without provocation.

@THEBIGCREME You and he do have something very in common.

@FakeAngelof No he’s accurate

@ComunaDaThread @Palestine_UN Only small settlements after the 1st century. They expanded more after they started following the teachings of the Warmongering, child raping, slave owning and trading Islamic "prophet" The region was named after the Greeks who lived there first. The Philistines.

@FakeAngelof @Palestine_UN Wait so they were there in palestine since before 540? Damn.

Going to do a late start chasing Saturday thru Monday all the way back home to Memphis. Going to be Epic.

@ReedTimmerUSA Gonna try.

If you play your cards right, you could intercept 75-100 tornadoes by Tuesday morning as a pro storm chaser

@JebraFaushay Oh. I thought a bunch of fat people sat on her face.

This woman’s unusual face shape is due to hair dye. She’s been swellmaxxing from allergic reactiongooning.

@redsteeze Explain this "Normal" in which you speak of?

Ban his ass so we can just have normal Twitter back.

@JamesMiles21 @PirateWires Your perception and reality have never met.

@PirateWires Why does the whole of the world have to be subjected to this retarded douchebag?

@Tim_Walz Nah. I'm good.

Tune in to Jimmy Kimmel Live at 10:35 tonight!

Aesthetically I’ve always really dug the Klingon disruptor pistols that were introduced in the TOS movies and then stuck around, with occasional modifications, through the next several tv series.

@visegrad24 I saw an episode about this on House MD.

The Icelandic police arrested 3 migrant men after finding 2 intoxicated 14-year-old girls in their a car in Reykjavík during a routine traffic check. The Arab men were arrested on suspicion of grooming the girls via social media. They were later released on bail