Yehgha@yaygha
Marriag is a partnership
1. But your 'partner' who does not have money will not partner with you if you do not have money
2. Your 'partner' who does not have an apartment will not partner with you if you do not have an apartment
3. Your 'partner' who does not have a car will not partner with you if you do not have a car
4. Your 'partner' who is incompetent, will not partner with you if you are incompetent
5. Your 'partner's' money belongs to her, but your money belongs to the partnership
6. As you pour your money into the partnership, your 'partner' is pouring hers into her own family
7. You are expected to also cook, and clean the baby's poo, but she is not expected to also debug code, edit your videos, prepare your proposals, respond to clients, run your ad campaigns, build financial models, forecast market movements, backtest your trading strategy, negotiate your deals, source your suppliers, or manage your employees.
8. When you do not have money to pour into the 'partnership', everyone questions your competence and disrespects you. When you have money, everyone praises your 'partner' for bringing peace, favour and good luck
9. Your 'partner' who does not have money to rent a good apartment, will make rules for you who has an apartment, inside the apartment YOU rented 😩
10. In that apartment that YOU rented, your 'partner' will impose a curfew on you and lock you out if you return home at a time she does not like 😭
11. Before the partnership even begins, you are expected to propose, pay bride price, fund the wedding, rent/build the house, furnish it, buy the car, and bear the financial burden of starting the partnership, because apparently, this particular partnership requires one partner to provide the capital and the other to provide consent, prayers and vibes.
What a mouthwatering partnership for you. Gbefun!