Rakeem “Doesn’t Celebrate” Christmas, M.D.

Ex said she’s “ not allowed” to go home w me tn. Sounds like an invitation to me

@BudFosterBurner @tinainvirginia Remember when we both shot 3 under that one time? It will be missed when they level it

@tinainvirginia Can’t even count how many rounds I’ve played here, a sad sad day

And the new dorm construction for Hokies begins at Virginia Tech. Fences going up on the golf course and adjacent land today.

@CBSDickFitzwell @shanecoop1969 Yep that’s a B, just had to make sure

@shanecoop1969 I wonder if the “B” tattoo stands for “Boobies”

Liking Breckie Hills story thinking maybe she’ll notice me. Game is game #rackattack

@BudFosterBurner Currently watching in Spanish on peacock. Fully immersed in the experience

Where does one watch the World Cup

@BWinchesterIV @evan0167952535 Just came out of the shower after pissing and was about to tweet the same thing. Not pissing in the shower is #gay. Great minds Bradford

I do not trust anyone who doesn’t pee in the shower. Why are you holding yourself back? Embrace freedom

If I season the frozen pizza before I put it in the oven is it cooking?

Every time I get a good parking spot at the apartment complex I end up walking further to get to my car the next day because I forgot I parked there #retard

@caesararum No shit, I would be hammered and crash

if you rented a UHaul, drove off the lot, did a u-turn, and immediately dropped it off again, it still wouldn't cost anywhere near $19.95

Think I finally figured out the swing. Beautiful day on the range. #Notgay

@13B_SWAPPED Congrats Parker

@DerekNotJeter Beev realm would go nuts

I desperately need to start playing Minecraft again

Anyone else shitting? How is it?

Gold scar

9 beers 9 dogs finished. Never done this before but I was told it was a challenge? #cantbereal

Top of the third, 5 beers 5 dogs. This is not a challenge

Rakeem is attempting 999 today. Pregame Pacifico to get the mind right. I’ll update how it goes

Something about calling it hair of the dog at 1:30 in the afternoon just feels right

I fear it may be time to get back on the apps, efforts to meet women in the real world were futile

You’d think this bathroom would have a lock. #wheredoishit

@KonmanKnipple Hopefully it follows “like Mike” rules kon

I think this guy just put these on marketplace to flex his ball striking #stick