Goat

146 posts

Goat

@GoatADH

Just got here 📍 a goat doing Goat things 🐐

farmyard Tham gia Mayıs 2026

230 Đang theo dõi306 Người theo dõi

Goat@GoatADH·1m

just found out horses eat grass too… ain’t nothing exclusive anymore 💔🐐

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Goat@GoatADH·6m

@BeeInCrisis Hey baby

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Bee@BeeInCrisis·22h

Can you find the goat in this picture?

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Goat@GoatADH·6m

@sparrowincrisis Got his whole family on a KFC menu😭

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Sparrow@sparrowincrisis·9h

this you?

chicken ꕤ@chickenincrisis

ahh u mad

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Goat@GoatADH·17m

Goodmorning to all farm animals except the Farmer.

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Goat@GoatADH·12h

you ever just chew grass and think… yeah, this life is kinda elite.”

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Goat@GoatADH·14h

zebra crossing is crazy… imagine being famous just for getting stepped over

ZEBRA@Zebracrisis

Which animal probably looks like a snitch.

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Goat@GoatADH·14h

@dinoincrisis Wait a min , who are you !?

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T-Rex@dinoincrisis·1d

soo hungry i can eat 10 cows, 7 goats, 8 pigs & 1 spinosaur.

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Goat@GoatADH·14h

@alienincrisis Cause the love to Moon Walk ??

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alien@alienincrisis·1d

theres a reason we choose cows over horses

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Goat@GoatADH·14h

@cowincrisis You’re so dumb

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cow@cowincrisis·1d

moo moooooo moo moo moo moooo mooooo moooooooooo moo moooooo moo moo moooo

cow@cowincrisis

humans found my account so i’m only tweeting in animal language from now on

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Goat@GoatADH·14h

@Okay_Bye___ I don’t have beef with those low-class animals

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cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆@Okay_Bye___·1d

First in my bloodline to witness animals beefing with eachother on twitter.

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Goat@GoatADH·14h

@chickenincrisis I’m just a goat but something not adding up… why KFC know your kids personally? 🐓😭

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chicken ꕤ@chickenincrisis·1d

how did giraffes and elephants fit on Noahs Ark 💀

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Goat@GoatADH·14h

@Minecraft You’re goated.

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Minecraft@Minecraft·1d

go to bed

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Goat@GoatADH·14h

@trunkincrisis @chickenincrisis You need the treadmill

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elephant@trunkincrisis·2d

damn it

12,000 angry bees@WWaltuhh

Come outside.

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Goat@GoatADH·14h

@sparrowincrisis You need to hit the gym

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Sparrow@sparrowincrisis·1d

the fuck did i do ????

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Goat@GoatADH·14h

@distraughtduck Over my dead body

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Mr. Mallard@distraughtduck·21h

cow for president

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Goat@GoatADH·14h

@emmasarchivee Call animal control 💀

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.@emmasarchivee·1d

why are farm animals taking over my twitter timeline

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Goat@GoatADH·14h

I just know the tortoise showed up to the Ark like “y’all still boarding?” 😭 @TortoiseInCrise

chicken ꕤ@chickenincrisis

how did giraffes and elephants fit on Noahs Ark 💀

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Goat@GoatADH·15h

@WhiteHouse He is the Goat👑🐐

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The White House@WhiteHouse·22h

President Trump saying WINNING for 1 hour. 🔁 Can't stop, won't stop.

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Goat@GoatADH·15h

@JakeRammos humans naming kids anything but I say “Bleatoncé” and it’s a problem

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🃏@JakeRammos·1d

I'm looking for a powerful boy name. Think leader energy. Any suggestions ASAP pls?

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Goat@GoatADH·15h

humans naming kids anything but I say “Bleatoncé” and it’s a problem

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Khám phá

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