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@InsideLucysHead @JobberSteve65 Apparently, additional elements are being researched as we speak: Slushium, Obstructium and Corruptium.

Uh oh. Looks like someone is about to sing. When you are a long cadre of treasonous DEMs who planned a coup, and then stole an election… This is MOT the guy you want in the sweat box. Hey guys… umm - can we make sure there’s no “sleepy guards” and “malfunctioning cameras” around this time? We’re tired of the B movie late night movie dramas. Stick this guy in a broom closet in the White House and have Kash & Co guard the door. 😂

🚨 NOW: FBI Director Kash Patel confirms both charges against James Comey are FELONIES Comey's facing DECADES in prison. @FBIDirectorKash: "James Comey allegedly threatened the life of the president of the United States. And as you all now know, shortly after posting that threat, he deleted that threat and then issued an apology. All of that information was presented to the grand jury and Mr. Comey will have his day in court, and his ability to speak to a jury of his peers" "While many of you may read this indictment and view this matter as a simple investigation, it is the farthest thing from that. Every single investigation, this FBI and our partners at the Department of Justice undertake, especially those that involve the threats to harm or hurt or even KlLL individuals, whether they behold public office or civilians in our country are met with the SAME measure of investigative prowess and tools and personnnel in partnership with the Department of Justice as anyone else."

BREAKING: An ARREST WARRANT has been issued for James Comey — NOT just a court summons like last time The US Marshals have been ORDERED by a federal judge in North Carolina to take James Comey into CUSTODY COMEY MUGSHOT INCOMING! 🔥

Trigger Alert! The White House has waited months to make this joke. Coast to coast, humorless liberals are seething, veins bulging.

@nickshirleyy Presidential Medals of Freedom should be awarded to you both!

Important to remember that none of the fraud being exposed to this level would have been possible without David. He investigated this on his own for years, and we exposed the fraud together. David is a patriot in the truest form. He doesn’t care about the recognition; he just wanted to help his country 🫡 A lot can be leared from David’s example and hopefully inspire others to make a difference in their own neighborhood.

@NewsBlast17 @unseen1_unseen IYKYK 🫡 🇺🇸 👑 🐝

The Bees Were Told Today And It Wasn’t Just a Photo Op. During King Charles III’s White House visit, President Trump walked the royal couple straight to the newly expanded beehives on the South Lawn. Melania had just unveiled a hive shaped like the White House itself. Then a live bee landed calmly on Trump’s open palm while the King and Queen watched in surprise. This wasn’t random. In ancient British and Scottish tradition, especially among royal and rural families, you must formally “tell the bees” of any major change in the household: a death, a marriage, a new master of the house. Fail to do so and the hive may abandon you. When Queen Elizabeth II passed in 2022, the royal beekeeper performed the ritual at Buckingham Palace and Clarence House: “The Queen is dead. Long live the King.” Today Trump, a distant Scottish Stuart cousin of the royals, publicly showed the thriving American hives to the King. In the esoteric reading, this was a modern “telling of the bees” for the post-Elizabeth era: a symbolic handover and alignment of the two “hives” (the nations/societies themselves) under new stewardship. This was a very public demonstration: Trump standing tall as the one in charge, and the King quietly capitulating on American soil. The bees, and the world, just witnessed who holds the hive now.

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

@RE_McGEE This always happens… Just when you think you are about to get a glimpse of tits after an offering of food… Some big dude with a large beak shows up and ruins the whole thing.

We bought a bargain bird feeder with a camera, hoping for cute footage of robins or blue tits. Instead: one raven demolishing all the food and staring straight down the lens.

@BrianRoemmele We are not ready

Just a friendly little robot…

@MarioNawfal I don’t need an app for this. I’m looking at the real thing RN. 😂

🇯🇵A Japanese developer built an app that puts a fat cat on your screen and forces you to take a break Silicon Valley spent billions on wellness platforms, mindfulness subscriptions, and digital detox retreats A guy in Japan said: fat cat, problem solved

@Le_Chuck_81 “Run Lola Run” in there too… 🫡 😂

Tom Cruise runs faster!

@4thOfJuly365 Why do they need to be mutually exclusive?

I am really struggling with something right now and I know X is the best place to share this. If given the choice, I am not sure If I'd rather see Hillary Clinton arrested or 11han Omar deported back to Somalia. Why does this have to be so hard?

@Lillybelli Miss Teefie Two Teefums Duh

I can’t find a suitable name for her

Japon bir adam, evcil hayvanı binturong (ayı kedisi) tarafından saldırıya uğradığı anları paylaştı.

@Bulvarpress Never mock your pet binturong before he’s had his snackies. Not even a little bit

Name a video game that you've easily put 1,000 hours into Gifs only!!

@JDVance “Wherever” 🫡 🇺🇸

The task force and the DOJ will be relentless in exposing these fraudsters wherever they may be hiding.

@Rainmaker1973 “Now wait just a second… are there any women here today…?”

Fun fact. In the Lord of the Rings films, most of the Riders of Rohan were actually women with fake beards because when the production put out a call for local experienced riders, a lot of women showed up with their own horses.

@MbarkCherguia Who you callin old, whippersnapper 😂

You might be old, but are you this old?

@johnkonrad @FireNewz Leviathan

John Thune has become a punching bag for good reason but there is a more insidious force at play nobody can talk about. Let me explain… The staffers in Thune’s office have been asking Trump Naval and Maritime appointees questions about me before confirmation hearings. I doubt John Thune knows who I am. His staff absolutely does. They track me. They hate me. And they will quietly bleed pushing out any appointee I’m friends with. Someone close to PPO told me a Trump staffer commented that “Konrad should be a HBS case study on someone every in the administration respects but has zero chance of any appointment.” It’s probably because I’ve called out congressional staffers numerous times before. This is how Congress actually works. It’s always the staffers. When we first floated the SHIPS Act, Mike Johnson’s hometown delegation were strong supporters. The minute he became Speaker, his hometown people got bulldozed by the Speaker of the House staff he inherited. Same man, different staff, different priorities. Why do you think they wanted Mitch McConnell propped up after the freezing episodes? It wasn’t McConnell. It was the cartel of people on his staff who needed his chair filled by someone they already controlled. Members can’t read their own bills anymore. Thirty years of capped staff, frozen pay, and brain drain to K Street has left rank and file senators functionally illiterate on the legislation they vote on. Leadership staff fill the vacuum. They are not entrenched because they are corrupt. They are entrenched because nobody else in the building can move a 1,500-page must-pass bill through conference. That is the cartel. And it has rules. If you want anything in the NDAA, the omnibus, the CR, or any vehicle that actually moves, you do not piss them off. You do not name them. Break either rule and you do not get a second omnibus. I’m not even willing to name individual staff. John Phelan is the case study nobody is reading correctly. Phelan was not fired because he was a bad secretary. Phelan was fired because his chief of staff Jon Harrison had deep knowledge of the pentagon that Phelan lacked. Without him, Phelan was walking around the Pentagon naked and he knew it. He pulled back from media events and became too cautious. Then there is Susie Wiles. I don’t know her. Never met her. From everything I can piece together she is doing a great job. The point is not Susie. The point is the Vanity Fair article. It’s not even the article itself, that article contained a lot of BS, it was the reaction that came after. Every single republican & a few democrats stood behind her. Now contrast that with the flood of negative articles about Mike Waltz, Kristi Noem or Pam Bondi. When a politician is the subject of a hut piece is dragged over the coals, the system shrugs. But when it’s a senior staffer, the system closes rank. It is safer to trash Trump in print than to be perceived as trashing Susie. Trump is used to it. Susie controls the schedule, the access, and the door. Multiply Susie by every leadership chief of staff, every NDAA conference staffer, & you have the machine. It is not partisan. Schumer’s staff & Thune’s staff protect each other from outside critics more reliably than they protect their own bosses from each other. Leaders come and go but leadership staff is entrenched. Congress is broken because leadership staff on both sides want it to remain broken. A Congress that can only legislate through 2,000-page must-pass bill is a Congress where the staff who draft the bill run the country. Regular order is their extinction event. They will never let it come back voluntarily. You can call out politicians all day. They are used to it. Call out the staff and you don’t get frozen out of one bill. You get frozen out of every bill, by every office, on both sides, for as long as the cartel decides to remember your name. They remember mine. Now you know why.​​​​​​​​​​​​​ even Luna can’t vall them out.