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@UsingLyft @Nico_LAngeleno This use to be limited to a certain breed of white man, but over the last decade and a half I've seen it bleed over into all the colors. I have this one coworker right now....

@Nico_LAngeleno White corporate America is filled with smack worthy passive aggression

You don’t realize how many boundaries men naturally don’t cross with each other because doing so would risk a punch to the jaw, until you’re interacting with a guy keeps crossing them ever so slightly while relying on how civilized our society is to keep him safe

@talledcombs None of the above. One of the pleasures of having leftover pizza is getting to eat cold pizza later.

HOW DO YOU REHEAT LEFTOVER PIZZA? A. Microwave B. Stovetop C. Oven D. I Never Have Leftover Pizza/Other (Please List Below)

@FarmGirlCarrie Let me guess, he was then shocked when he wasn't allowed to board his flight...

Someone isn’t happy to see ICE at the airport…

@DeItaone @grok what happens to 1 million infantry soldiers if enter the modern battlefield with zero air support and against an enemy with complete control of the airspace and waterways?

IRAN PREPARES 1 MILLION TROOPS FOR U.S. INVASION Iran is reportedly ready to deploy over 1 million fighters if the U.S. launches a ground invasion, according to Tasnim News Agency citing an IRGC source. Recent days have seen a surge of enlistment requests to the Basij, Revolutionary Guards, and Army. The source warned that Iran is prepared to counter U.S. attempts to reopen the Strait of Hormuz while maintaining its closure.

@gatorgar Calling Vance a fag or retard won't work, he was a marine, that's how they say hi to each other.

Newsom’s “Trump card” in the presidential debate is going to be breaking woke rules to call his opponent a name lefties aren’t allowed to say. Yes they will cheer for this. Yes he will be the candidate. The only way the Republican nominee can come back from that moment is if he walks across the stage and decks him. Vance, Rubio I know you’re listening. I’m not joking.

@IRMilitaryMedia Keep posting like this and all us Americans opposed to a ground war might change our minds.....

To All American Soldiers! We hope you’ve been informed that #IRAN is the place where Palestinian, Lebanese, Iraqi, and Yemeni fighters have mastered ground combat at a highly professional level! You’re about to face a true master of ground warfare: Welcome To IRAN, Habibi!

@DolioJ "Gray man" (a term that makes me laugh, as its just regularclothing) is for when I'm taking my kids to the mall or attending parent teacher conferences. Your get home bag does not need to be "gray man" because if you're having to pull it out of the trunk, well.....

100%. When its go time, its go time and "gray man" doesn't work with a rifle and chest rig anyway.

FYI; they argued that a) only the executive branch could deem something as misinformation and the courts or congress had no jurisdiction to over rule them, and b) misinformation was anything the executive branch believed made the government's goals harder to achieve.

The Biden DOJ can actually argue in court that a statements truthfulness is irrelevant to whether it is or isn't "misinformation", and the @nytimes will still frame there loss as a win for "election lies" and a blow in their article against democracy.

@ShipToaster67 @HazelAppleyard I personally rarely ever back into a spot, but the only times it bothers me is a) they lack the skill to do so straight, and b) there is a lot of traffic in the parking lot (like at Costco) forcing multiple cars to wait for them.

@HazelAppleyard Anyone who backs into a parking space is an asshole. This has nothing to do with MAGA.

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@SeasSprite @Corthebard @Mappy6984 And it plays out 1000s of times every day in America and the kids don't get screwed, as well. What you call "lived experience" others call trauma induced bias.

@Corthebard @HaFragginHa @Mappy6984 I don't know for a fact but more often than not, it's true. I'm not assuming anything. Let's just call it lived experience. This scenario is played out 1000's of times every day in America and it's usually the kids who get screwed. Just sayin'.

If you get married.... 99.9999999% of the time, you'll end up in this situation. She's mad cause he's doing better🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SeasSprite @Mappy6984 Now, I'm not saying anything you bring up isn't happening. But it is 100% an assumption on your end, as there is zero evidence of it in the short clip we get to see.

@SeasSprite @Mappy6984 Absolutely nobody in the entire video made any claim that the kids were suffering or being mistreated. Judging by demeanor, if they were she would have readily brought it up. All we see is her claiming she deserves more money because he bought a new home. That's it.

@TugboatPhil We had them select in west cities until the early 2000s. My oldest still remember seeing the liquor isles physically blocked every Sunday.

Just curious how many of "you people" remember living with Blue Laws on most store goods. If you have to look that up you probably didn't. West Virginia still had them when I left home in 1975 and Virginia didn't get rid of them until the early 80s if I remember right.

@SeasSprite @Mappy6984 If you listen to the whole thing it's clear he is not only paying but paying faithfully. Her issue is despite NOT having an increase income (in fact he suffered a $6000 decrease), he was able to save & buy a second home. She takes that to mean he can afford to pay her much more.

@Mappy6984 He doesn't want to pay for his kid. He's not screwing her, he's screwing his own kids.

Please tell me Steven Colbert helping to write the next LOTR movie is a prank, a heartless, cruel, prank....

Yes, sorry all those normal people were "punching down" on the multi billion dollar mega corporation....

@MrColionNoir I carry appendix, but I'd like to reassure everyone that I'm just as fat and untrained as ever.

So now we’re at the point where if you don’t carry appendix… you’re supposedly just fat and untrained? Yeah, no. I carry appendix. A lot. But this weird idea that every other carry position means something is wrong with you is straight-up nonsense. Not everybody wants to spend all day pointing a gun at their femoral artery just because the internet decided appendix carry is the only “serious” way to carry. Some people carry appendix. Some people carry 3 o’clock. Some people care more about speed. Some care more about comfort. Some care more about risk. That doesn’t make one person tougher and the other person trash. So let’s settle this in the comments: What position do you carry in most of the time? Appendix or strong side? And be honest… Do you think people who shame others for not carrying appendix are helping the gun community… or just showing off? Comment: APPENDIX or STRONG SIDE And then tell me why. Let’s see where the real split is. youtu.be/9gXk2auRw64?si…

@BuzzPatterson Know who else use to give people water? Nazis. Nazis gave people water. Fuck this evil administration....

ICE agents shown ripping families apart and shooting people.

@ShamashAran Yup, the first video made me hope he was going to get some shit for the whole thing. Then this video was released and made think he went a little easy on the guys.

This is the difference between conservatives and liberals. conservatives will generally support liberal twats like Alan Ritchson when they did nothing wrong, while liberals will all gang up and destroy any conservative for any reason they can find.