Jatthew Montgomery

@FurrStayFlowin Do you promise

@JatthewSaid Idk how to do that

@richsnodgrass64 I’m just razzing you big fella

@JatthewSaid I’m not even sure what this means. I pounded out chicken breast, egg wash/bread crumbs, and then baked in the oven

Made chicken parm for the family last night. Freshly grated parm on top was a nice touch

@BradHome12 He definitely owns the liquor/vape/kratom shop next door

Been sitting here for 10 minutes trying to buy zyns. Get the fuck out of my country

@HedoTurkoglu67 Ask if doc can put fluoride on your meat

I’m begging 5’3 blonde wearing hokas PLEASE

@HedoTurkoglu67 Pop a nut out If enough length, let than hog hang out

@urfavSpecialK Is that a pink balloon or bowling ball?

My bf Jim

@FurrStayFlowin Prove it

@JatthewSaid It’s actually so yum

@Hankfoggletank Have u seen his crotch bare?

My male coworker has child bearing hips. Kinda makes me uncomfortable #🪵???

@BigTay667 Who taking the GLP1?

@HeftyMarty U got kankles?

Golf shoes at brunch after 18 holes #expand

@mommymilker420_ Let them puppies breath 😯

Do y’all fuck with my durag?!

@ethelhemsworth You should try ayahuasca instead

One of the happiest times of my life was when I was blacking out every weekend

@Zachary_94 Sewiously?

@JatthewSaid Ya I was lying I’ve eaten there Almost 1,000 times

I took mi daughter to chick-fil-A for the first time today and it was honestly really good. How come no one told me this?

@Philly_Mays Visors are for kweers

Poser.

@JakeMarsh18 @MrJerryOC Can’t get away from that fucker

What a surprise to see the GOAT pop up on my screen from 35,000 feet @MrJerryOC

@ethelhemsworth U get any turtle puss?

Espresso martini before swimming w some turtles bc the anxiety has been off the charts. Having a day

@420penny69 You can never take it off?

Got a permanent anklet last night. I’m #obsessed