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@rustyrockets April Fools was last week

Maybe it’ll improve things?

@ActuallySydneyS @pschofie79 I hope you revisit this GQ account. Count me in as a cheerleader. 🫡

@pschofie79 Some days I wonder if you guys are going to be my biggest cheerleader, and then sometimes I wonder if you guys are going to be my biggest PR crisis. We never know. That's what I think :)

I wonder what Sydney Sweeney thinks of all of us.

@BitcoinRachy But then it wouldn't be "fiat"

Fact: Bitcoin will never REPLACE fiat currency, but it will back it one day. If you think I’m wrong, I don’t care.

@AlpacaAurelius How big of a backyard do I need to have at least one cow? And when you say one hour with cows, does that have to be plural? How big of a yard do I need for two cows? Does eating beef all day count as spending time with cows? 😁

NO BS daily stack for everyone: - 120g - 150g protein from animal meat - 20g collagen - 1oz beef liver - 10 minutes silence - 30 minutes of sunlight - 30 minutes grounding - 1 hour of movement - 30 minutes reading - 1 hour of intimate time - 1 hour with cows - 8 hours sleeping

Awkward moment

@benjamincowen @rawsalerts Are we absolutely sure it isn't 39 trillion trillion? 🤣

@rawsalerts You either include the zeros or you say trillion. You don’t use both simultaneously

🚨#BREAKING: The United States national debt has officially surpassed 39,000,000,000,000.00 trillion dollars

@SBakerMD 12

How many points?

@Threadscenes Chewing Tobacco. Watermelon is a cop-out as the answer requires three separate things.

Only the genius would ge this right🤣

@TheBitcoin__ 100 companies buying 350 Bitcoin each would be significantly better.

Strategy is about to remind the entire market who runs this game. Monday's announcement is expected to reveal a 35,000 BTC purchase — and if confirmed, that single transaction would nearly match what Metaplanet has accumulated in its entire existence as a Bitcoin treasury company. Let that sink in. At today's price of $70,704, a 35,000 BTC acquisition would represent roughly $2.47 billion deployed in a single move. That's not a hedge. That's a conviction bet so large it demands attention from every institutional desk, every sovereign wealth fund, and every skeptic who still thinks this strategy has a ceiling. Strategy currently holds 738,731 BTC. After this purchase, they would be approaching 774,000 BTC — controlling nearly 3.7% of the entire 21 million BTC supply cap, and roughly 3.9% of all Bitcoin that has ever been mined. For context, the entire Bitcoin mining industry produces approximately 450 BTC per day post-halving. That means this single announced purchase would represent roughly 78 days worth of total global mining output. Every miner on the planet, running every ASIC at full capacity, couldn't produce what Strategy is about to acquire in one announcement — not in two and a half months. The competitive landscape makes this even more striking. MARA Holdings, one of the largest mining-native holders, sits at 53,822 BTC. XXI holds 43,514. Metaplanet, which has been aggressively executing its own Bitcoin standard strategy, holds 35,102. Bitcoin Standard Treasury Company comes in at 30,021. Combined, those four companies hold roughly 162,000 BTC. Strategy is about to buy more than any two of them combined in a single transaction. This is what institutional-grade Bitcoin accumulation looks like at scale. While Bitcoin pulled back 2.3% in the last 24 hours and sits at $1.41 trillion in market cap, Strategy is not reacting to price. It is absorbing supply. There is a material difference between those two postures. The mechanics behind this matter too. Strategy has built a sophisticated capital markets engine — using equity offerings, instruments like STRK and STRC, and debt structures — to continuously convert traditional financial capital into hard, fixed-supply assets. They are not waiting for a dip. They are treating accumulation as an ongoing operational objective. Bitcoin reached an all-time high of approximately $109,000 in January 2025. It is currently trading at $70,704 — a significant discount to that peak. Strategy's continued buying at these levels signals they view current prices not as a risk, but as an opportunity that the broader market has not yet fully priced. The takeaway here is simple but worth stating plainly: while most market participants debate whether Bitcoin belongs in a portfolio, one company has turned that debate into a rounding error. Every large acquisition like this tightens available supply, raises the cost basis for future buyers, and further legitimizes the treasury reserve thesis. Monday's announcement isn't just about the number. It's about the message. Strategy is not slowing down.

@bitcoinwell Don't scare people. 🤣 A whole Bitcoin isn't even in the code either. It's Satoshis all the way down, all 2.1 quadrillion of them.

The number 21 million never actually appears in Bitcoin's code.

@COLDCARDwallet The buttons! I want to press the buttons!

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@krakenfx @saylor When he takes his Bitcoin off the exchange.

@saylor Wen moon?

You know there’s a delay between the time we buy the Bitcoin and the time Bitcoin goes to the moon.

If you ask me, @Strategy doesn't have any Bitcoin. I dare them to try and move all of whatever they think they own into Cold Storage. One of three options happens: 1. They can't 2. They do, but the price of Bitcoin violently rises to absurd levels within hours. 3. Ten minutes later, it's done. I highly doubt option 3 is possible.

Does @Strategy accumulate 1,000,000 BTC first, or does BTC go to $1,000,000 first? This is the only question that matters.

@GhostofWhitman @sunny051488 Oh snap. You got him good. 🤣

@sunny051488 This will age like dog shit wrapped in cat shit

Strategy will accumulate 2M btc before btc will go to $1M usd.

@denverbitcoin And if you're mining Bitcoin with solar panels, you can just forget about it. You'd have more luck digging for oil in your backyard.

How many solar panels do I need to buy to offset the explosions of oceanic depth-charges/mines???

An insane amount. Electric water heating, electric heat for your home, and an electric car use an insane amount of electricity. Plus you would be pairing them with batteries to offset seasonal and weather issues. You probably don't have enough land or legally have the ability by your town to do this.

@HannahDCox 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉

I have a genuine question. Why does nobody just say the cause of death anymore? Particularly when it’s a young person who dies unexpectedly? This used to just happen when it was due to su*cide (and even that was odd to me but I attributed it to the shame loved ones feel when that happens). Now it’s like the norm and it just makes people assume it’s su*cide when it’s not… If you’re announcing the death online it’s to inform people who know the person enough to need awareness/closure but not well enough to come to a funeral, so why not just answer the biggest question?

@BTC_for_Freedom It's all so sad

Imagine seeing 9/11, the dot-com bubble, the 2008 financial crash, COVID, the Epstein files the Iran war and STILL trusting the government and mainstream media.

@thewriterme Now would be a good time. Right now.

Jesus will return to the Mount of Olives.