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@akafaceUS Me staring at my phone, trying to figure out what she did wrong...

@dom_lucre I mean, it only matters if you're the type of person impressed by such posts. Alas, I suspect that number is large.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This Chinese woman has left the internet stunned after learning what she is doing with this phone and camera. There are people paying her to appear as if they are at the concert, users pay someone to take a picture of their TWT profile. This gives them content and helps their image due to the seat being so close to the stage, This is an evolution from when ‘an influencer claims to have traveled to Italy on a lavish vacation but has never left their apartment.’ The internet is getting faker the longer it exists.

@Beforeincidents Basically my toilet a few hours after a heavy curry...

@Buraq515 🤦🏼‍♂️

Things are so much easier now that we don't do them.💯💯👌

@hard_r_peter @TateTheTalisman @LEGO_Group I don't smoke sorry.

@LORDLJS @TateTheTalisman @LEGO_Group 😂😂😂😂😂 fag

Full respect to @LEGO_Group for doing this. Somebody on this team knew exactly what they were doing when they put this together. Exactly the same specific model also, there is only 1 real car on planet earth that resembles this. They know young boys and men see Andrew as a hero even if the media wish to pretend otherwise. Ages 9+. Have fun with young kings.

@currys Set up a living room in store, serve the curry to people sat on the sofa watching the latest Tv's so they can see how good it is on Takeaway night...

10K likes and I'll ask our CEO if we can start selling Curry

@MartinSLewis There are many other tools and mechanisms they could use beyond just throwing taxpayer money down the drain again. This country lives far beyond its means, our governments need to change their mindset and act accordingly.

Today’s Poll: The Chancellor is today expected to discuss possible intervention if energy prices rise substantially in July or after. Do you support the use of State funds to subsidise bills - if so for who? Which of these is CLOSEST to your view...

@TateTheTalisman I'm discreet.

I’m hiring. Won’t give the job description. Post underneath why you think you’re qualified to work for me. 2 positions available.

@HumansNoContext I'd have been out that stall smearing shit on them like a deranged monkey. If my days going to be hell, so is theirs.

This is so wrong

@messedupfoods Fed the Biggest Empire in History!

@hackhilarity A reckoning is coming for Western governments, society is only peaceful when the tough times are fair to all.

I’m a 56-year-old white male Canadian who paid into the system for 40 years. This is my 1-bedroom apartment — no kitchen or washroom included. Can’t find work. Government pays me just $365/month with zero help on housing. Immigrants and refugees get free housing and live comfortably, while the system I contributed to for decades leaves me behind. I’ve been stuck here over a year, collecting recycling just for gas. This is CANADA. 🇨🇦 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@YmohTheFrog @AnishA_Moonka I see, so the this is the Spanish Governments mindset>>>

@LORDLJS @AnishA_Moonka You don't seem to be very familiar with Spanish Government. Allow me to illustrate: At one point, if you didn't want to buy electricity because you had installed solar panels, you had to pay the electric power distribution companies a FEE FOR NOT USING THEIR SERVICES.

LEGO is about to sell you a $600 replica of a building that took 144 years to build, didn’t have a building permit until 136 years in, and just became the tallest church on earth last month. The real one and the toy version run on the same business model. The leaked set is a LEGO version of Barcelona’s Sagrada Familia, a massive church designed by the architect Antoni Gaudí, who started it in 1882 but never finished it. He was hit by a tram in 1926, dressed so poorly that people on the street thought he was a beggar. He died three days later. Construction kept going for a hundred years. On February 20 of this year, workers finally placed the last piece of the tallest tower, at 172.5 meters (about 57 stories), making it the tallest church in the world. The LEGO version would be 12,060 pieces. That beats every LEGO set ever made, including the World Map (11,695 pieces for $250) and the Eiffel Tower (10,001 pieces for $630). At $600, you’re paying about 5 cents per brick. The release date, July 1, lines up with the 100th anniversary of Gaudí’s death. Here’s the money part. The real Sagrada Familia has never received a dollar of government or church funding. Almost 5 million tourists visit every year, and their ticket money literally built the building. Revenue in 2024 was €134 million (around $145 million), all private. In 2018, the city of Barcelona finally gave it a building permit, 136 years late. The permit fee alone was €36 million, the biggest in the city’s history. LEGO runs on the same engine. Adults buying toys for themselves now make up roughly 1 in 4 toy purchases worldwide. LEGO pulled in $12.9 billion last year (up 12%), and its sales grew twice as fast as the rest of the toy industry. They put out 868 different sets in a single year. A church built entirely by people who just wanted to walk inside it. A toy company is worth billions because adults keep buying bricks. Same fuel.

@Johnfis08605918 You can't take the risk of not having them and you maybe fortunate to get two orders worth of Prawn crackers! BOSH!

Never ever take free prawn crackers for granted. An amateur will think they are free a pro will realise they may not be. Especially when ordering at a new place. Bosh

BREAKING: The ‘r-word’ is seeing a resurgence, per Toronto Star.

@TheTrekCentral Being proud of failure is one of modern societies problems.

🖖 NEW - #StarfleetAcademy Actor Karim Diané Reacts to The Series Ending! Diané played Klingon "Jay-Den Kraag" and said, "I got the chance to create 20 episodes, within one of the most iconic sci-fi franchises of all time" #StarTrek

@DeadDRGuy @MrCenturies @interesting_aIl Get me a cannon.

@LORDLJS @MrCenturies @interesting_aIl Go on, try it then.

So how tf did anyone win

@SandyofCthulhu This poor lad died from someone jamming an Air hose into his ass... nypost.com/2025/11/20/wor…

The worst non-fatal injury I ever saw was from a high-powered paint sprayer. I was at the entrance of the warehouse when they took the guy out. My friend who worked there said the victim had accidentally pressed the sprayer to his thigh, and his leg immediately ballooned up with paint injected into his body. The ambulance arrived 15 minutes later and I never found out what happened to him, but it could not have been good. I had previously seen a man who'd injected his leg with a high-powered industrial air blaster. In his case there was blood everywhere, because his outer skin basically exploded. But I'm told that the paint injury was going to be way worse.

@DeadDRGuy @MrCenturies @interesting_aIl I could take a cannonball to the chest, easy.

@LORDLJS @MrCenturies @interesting_aIl OOOO what a tough little guy you are.

@MrCenturies @interesting_aIl Nerd.

@LORDLJS @interesting_aIl ah yes, a plate from 400 years past the standard of armour shown