Chris Rivers

@nicbarkeragain @pelvis_man surely an ironic title considering the violence they committed here.

@Lofionic @pelvis_man permanently haunting my library

Usually I try to just ignore this type of stuff and get on with my day, but I recently switched from spotify to apple music for reasons™, and the desktop user interface is so comically poor that I have to make a thread highlighting what I came across in one session, strap in:

@pelvis_man It also handled DRM to win the music industry over, who were still obsessed with trying to hock CDs in Our Price whilst kids were downloading the stuff for free off Napster anyway ... ofc know kids were now building massive iTunes libraries by ripping all their mates CDs 😂

@pelvis_man 2001 iTunes did two things well (for the time): Support iPod & rip CDs direct to library with one button - without pages of cryptic settings and ways to break it.

@pelvis_man @nicbarkeragain Even older heads remember the initial version of iTunes, primarily a companion app to the iPod (I’m that old 👴),it was elegant and simple, miles better than anything else. Unfortunately it rapidly turned to bloat once more devices and commercial opportunities came along. And U2.

@nicbarkeragain Oldheads remember when it was called iTunes, and it was the worst music app around with several contemporary competitors. They don't appear to have changed a single thing.

@claudelittner Glenn, Gazza and … Gwaddle?

Or 'the G men'...Greaves & Gilzeen

@AndrewHart TBF if i was MacOS I wouldn't want to write a PDF either, they are strange and mysterious. It's no coincidence that the guy who cracked it went on to become the Smartest Guy on the Internet.

me: can I save this as a PDF? mac: no me: no? mac: no. but I can... print 😉. would you like me to print 😉? me: ok 😉 mac: ok heres your pdf 😉

@TheSpursExpress You know we were pretty good until this guy came along...

🎙️| Ange Postecoglou when asked how he feels about #Tottenham’s ongoing struggles: “Not great, I still have a really strong attachment to the club. ‌ “It was two years and they were by no means easy years, but we invested a lot into them. Second last game we won a European trophy which was an incredible high. “The connection there will be there forever. To watch them struggle has not been easy and it’s not the way I thought it would go. They’re in a hell of a fight, relegation is massive for any club but for Tottenham, it’s a pretty big deal. ‌ “They have some fighting to do and they have the quality to get out. They need a circuit-breaker for sure.” @RyanTaylorSport

@CharlieDayQuote All his money is tied up in Wolf Cola

I'm convinced Frank is actually broke and has been bluffing about his money since Season 2. He lives with Charlie, eats cat food, and sleeps in a pull-out bed. No millionaire lives like that unless the money's been gone for years.

@MDT_90 @thespursweb Sadly yes. We’ve been in freefall for two years at least, there’s been plenty of opportunities and the funds to improve the players and we’ve not bothered. Can’t blame the players if they keep on getting picked. Tudor isn’t doing anything Frank couldn’t, what’s the point.

@Lofionic @thespursweb Have you watched us? Manager doesn't matter, players couldn't give a shit. As I initially said a new manager doesn't make a difference

Should Igor Tudor still be in charge of Tottenham come the Sunderland game?

@MDT_90 @thespursweb How do you know ? We haven’t had a decent manager since Conte.

@thespursweb Doesn't matter now. Nobody gets a tune out of these players so who cares. They'll stick with him

@TheSpursWatch This is why, never believe clubs when they talk about ‘give it time’, ‘five year projects’ — it means they’re simply flailing whilst milking as much money out of it when they can.

Fuck these players. Worst group of footballers I’ve ever seen. They don’t deserve this fanbase.

@InvertTheWing They have to get in the box occasionally first

Do Tottenham players have to be stabbed in the box to get a penalty?

@thespursweb Sack Tudor now and wherever idiot hired him.

The table as it stands…

@thespursweb Vicario gonna blame that one on the fans eh?

2-0 to Forest

@AlasdairGold @theEnd1882 Hope the players bothered to take their AirPods out and look out the window but I’m not hopeful.

The Spurs team buses arrive. Brilliant from the fans.

@DominikDiamond He’s clearly senile.

Gonna post this when MAGA tell us to be respectful when Trump shuffles off his rancid mortal coil.

@thespursweb Gonna get relegated at Stamford Bridge 😭

After the Atletico Madrid performance, how many points are you confident of Tottenham picking up from the remaining Premier League games? 🤔

@NealHolden47671 @JaymeKnyx @TRobinsonNewEra Wrong, it changed Tommy’s bank balance.

@JaymeKnyx @TRobinsonNewEra I went to the last one and nothing has changed . I want change but will these bring change . I hope so

Be in London May 16th! It's time to Unite The Kingdom! "We're Breaking These Chains"

@FabrizioRomano More trouble than he’s worth. Next time spend the extra few mil on a proper professional. Remember Vertonghen? 🥰

🚨🧨 Cuti Romero on chances to LEAVE Tottenham in June: “My focus is on Spurs and try to help in this bad situation… …this is the priority, then after we will see. But now I want to recover energy and help Spurs”.

@TomBarclay_ @theofficialfwa If Tudor can figure out how to get the best out of Gray it might just unlock something that can keep us up.

Archie Gray once again with a fantastic performance. Such drive and dynamism from midfield now, with quality, assured passing to boot. He's everywhere, too. Turning into a super player with this rapid development in the last six weeks or so, despite Spurs' struggles 📈📈📈