Mike Painter

@sasimmons This is the *short* version of a similar story. truthbook.com/stories/funny-…

Let me tell you about a little old lady down in Macon, Georgia. Every single Sunday morning, without fail, she’d kneel by her bed, clasp her hands real tight, and pray with all her heart. "Lord," she’d say, "I don’t ask for much. Just let me win the lottery this week. I could really use the money. Please, God, just this once… let me hit the jackpot." And week after week, year after year, she kept right on praying. Ten years went by. Then fifteen. The lottery numbers came and went, but that winning ticket never found its way into her hands. One particular Sunday, she was down on her knees again, pouring her soul into that same prayer: "Dear God, I’ve been faithful. I’ve been patient. Please… just let me win the lottery." Suddenly, the room filled with a deep, thunderous voice that shook the windows. "LADY…" She looked up, eyes wide. The voice boomed again, gentle but firm: "…buy a ticket."

Problems with the Flood. docs.google.com/document/d/1Jd… The two stories side by side. faculty.gvsu.edu/websterm/cfloo… Ark. docs.google.com/document/d/1SA… The Impossible Voyage of Noah's Ark. ncse.ngo/impossible-voy… Size. youtu.be/wL9eo9QaJb4 youtu.be/DCjXo4W3Q7Y?si… Flood Geology talkorigins.org/origins/faqs-f… Story. (2 or 7?) skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/twos.ht… Grand Canyon. biologos.org/articles/flood… “The Tonto Group of Grand Canyon holds a treasure trove of sedimentary layers and fossils chronicling the Cambrian Explosion some 500 million years ago, when the first animals with hard shells rapidly proliferated and sea levels rose to envelop continents with emerging marine life,” said Carol Dehler, professor at Utah State University. earth.com/news/grand-can… Holy Kool-aid. youtu.be/j6apFLhUjYs?si… Talk.origins FAQ talkorigins.org/origins/faqs-f… An older view Vol. 1 (1751), pp. 606–609 quod.lib.umich.edu/d/did/did2222.….

The flood isn't myth. It is history.

Your Bible makes abortion a civil matter. skepticsannotatedbible.com/says_about/abo…, and includes a guide for abortion. dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2008/10/bibles… Romans 5:18 and 11:32 says everyone is saved. ehrmanblog.org/will-everyone-… Jesus says a lot of things but Matt 25:34-46 seems to be most important to him. He does however demand that you follow the law. Matt 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. All 613 of them. Introduction. skepticsannotatedbible.com/EJAT/intro.html By book. skepticsannotatedbible.com/EJAT/all.html

Four unpopular Biblical truths: 1. Being gay is sin 2. Abortion is murder 3. Hell is a real place 4. Loving Jesus means obeying Him Do you agree with me?

If either of those kids do any of the following god says to kill em. Kill the curious (1 Sam6:19-20) Kill any child who hits a parent (Ex21:15) Kill children who disobey parents (Dt21:20) Kill disobedient children (Ex 21:17, Mk7:10) Kill those who curse father or mother (Lev20:9)

@JesusSavesUs777 BCE: Before Common Era CE: Common Era

@LepcomD @wendelltalks The difference between the man who took the picture and the god that allowed this to happen is that the man killed himself.

@MikeFromHC @wendelltalks Imagine yourself seeing such an horrific scene then you go ahead pull your cell phone from your pocket and say let me take this nice shot and throw it to the world. I would call you a sick person if you do. How on earth do you believe this picture ? Ah

There is no way a person can see this image of a cell and deny that God exists.

@LepcomD A loving God would not require anything to give me eternal life. Perhaps your idea of what love is differs from mine. You could also pray for me and prove that the words of Christ are true and that you are a believer. Jesus promised.

@MikeFromHC Mr Atheist, Jesus Christ loves you. He wants to save you and give you eternal life. You must believe to be saved. It is not yet too late for you to turn back. A wise man would turn back if he misses his steps. Prove to me you're a wise person

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@davidw808 @wendelltalks Then who was the god in Isaiah 45:7 that did?

@MikeFromHC @wendelltalks God did not introduce sin into the world. Adam & Eve did. God is not the author of sin and suffering. Man is.

@NotEvolution1 Slavery is condoned by the Bible. Rape in the Bible requires the *victim* be killed. Drown babies? And everything else in the flood stories. That would make god immoral.

Atheists: God immoral, slavery,rape,drown babies 😭 Also atheists:

Yes

Your Bible makes abortion a civil matter. Murder has a well-defined legal definition and even the most rabid anti-abortion laws don't mention murder. Your Bible makes abortion a civil matter. skepticsannotatedbible.com/says_about/abo…, and includes a guide for abortion. dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2008/10/bibles… "MAGA versus Jesus on abortion." youtu.be/6eowRLkaD2c?si… "According to the Bible a fetus isn't a person." youtu.be/aKBoQaqj3P4?si… More on what the bible *doesn't* say. youtu.be/Agy88gCk1K0?si… Follow the Bible on children and parenting - go to jail. skepticsannotatedbible.com/says_about/chi… skepticsannotatedbible.com/says_about/par…

Abortion will never be "healthcare." It will always be murder.

@LepcomD @wendelltalks The difference between the man who stood by and watched it as opposed to the god that stood by and watched this is that the man committed suicide afterwards. Munchausen by proxy to find your God

@MikeFromHC @wendelltalks You mean an actually human being, stood by the poor child and took the image to show it to the whole world. And you believe? Smh. You're so delusional to believe this image.

@ConcernedC4989 @wendelltalks The image is it a child starving to death. The man who took the picture committed suicide. This question is not whether some imaginary God could stop it but why and allegedly omnipotent , omniscient, loving God would allow it to happen in the first place.

@MikeFromHC @wendelltalks Idioto. Your comment assumes that the situation in the image is caused by God (or cannot be prevented by God) therefore there is no God and the evidence in the cell is happenstance🤡🍌

@CBNNews Caesar was an accomplished author and historian; much of his life is known from his own accounts of his military campaigns. "Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tries" is the famous opening line of Julius Caesar's Commentarii de Bello Gallico.

There's more evidence that Jesus existed than Julius Caesar. Does anyone doubt Caesar existed? As for the Scriptures, more ancient pages or fragments of the Bible have survived by far than any other book from antiquity. As for the Resurrection, the Apostle Paul in I Corinthians 15 says doubters should go talk to the 500 eyewitnesses who saw Jesus post-Resurrection — and since most of them were likely still alive at the time, they could be located to attest to what they saw. "You've got living history. You've got the people who were there to cross-check whatever message is being put out there. So, it's not as though these things could have been invented and no one would have challenged it. You've got this idea that 'there are witnesses; go investigate them.'" FULL STORY: cbn.com/news/us/jesus-…

@darwintojesus Pascal's wager is rather inane. It among other things ignores the fact that there could be millions of alternatives just among the gods .

Greatest understatement ever made

But they have to be white, wealthy, belong to the one true church Landover Baptist landoverbaptist.org and hopefully live in one of Marla Jenning's gated communities. Landover Baptist Brought to you by Marla Jenning's Christian Realty Services landoverbaptist.org/REALESTATE/ind… landoverbaptist.org/REALESTATE/ind…

Christian men, You are the most qualified to rule the world. Not Muslims. Not Hindus. Not Secularists. Not Women. You.

@PastorAlexLove "Reefer Madness" gives more details. youtu.be/8kg0sK-dY98?si…

These formerly respectable ladies took a marijuana and have now lost their minds. NEVER take a marijuana of this WILL happen to you too!

Leviticus also tells us: Don't mix seeds when sowing a field or wear a garment with mixed fibers. 19:19 If you have sex with a slave woman, you must then scourge her. 19:20 Don't round the corners of your head or mar the corners of your beard. 19:27 Children who curse their parents, adulterers, and homosexuals must be killed. 20:9-12 Woman with "familiar spirits" must be stoned to death. 20:27 The unchaste daughters of priests must be burnt to death. 21:9 Handicapped people must not approach the altar. 21:16-23 It also tells us what a human life is worth; women are worth less (50 - 60%) than men. 27:3-7

KILL PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 You shall NOT lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination. Leviticus 18:22

The Young Martin Luther said "Just read the Bible" . He found out what happened when people did and the old Martin Luther said, "I do not admit that my doctrine can be judged by anyone, even the angels. He who does not receive my doctrine cannot be saved" -- Martin Luther Werke (Erlangen),XXIX , 217-33, on Maritian, 15. I shall not have it judged by any man, not even by any angel. For since I am certain of it, I shall be your judge and even the angels’ judge through this teaching (as St. Paul says [1 Cor. 6:3]) so that whoever does not accept my teaching may not be saved - for it is God’s teaching and not mine. Whoever teaches differently from what I have taught, or whoever condemns me therein, he condemns God and must remain a child of hell. - Deutsche Antwort Luthers auf König Heinri

There really isn't much difference between what Catholics and cults say.

@oliverburdick I considered myself an agnostic for 50 years. Then I found The One True Christian on alt.atheism and talk.origins. Thanks to arguing with them I realized that I was and am in fact an atheist.

I was an atheist for 20 years. Now I've been a Christian for 3.